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I wrote before about the majority of women (well, those in a relationship – they tend to be the polar opposite of those “being chased”) . . . and how attempting to reason with them is like trying to talk to a recruiter.

Like (and I think it was Uncle Bob who said this, but I ain’t sure) – “screen doors on a submarine”, or trying to open ’em “so the fresh air comes in” as the Chinese say in the middle of sweltering summer with A/C on.

Never quite understood the logic of having the A/C on full blast – then feeling cold – then opening the windows – then feeling hot – all in the middle of summer!

But that logic looks positively sane to what women do. Do best.

Which of course is to blame the male of the species.

It’s getting to be nigh hilarious.

Daughter not doing well at school, or sleeping through class apparently?

“It’s Rahuls fault!” 

Wife doing this, or Mom saying that?

Both say the same thing.

“It’s Rahul’s fault!” 

And my little one picks up on it too.

“PApa, it’s always your fault!” 

And it gets ridiculous, especially when the “fault” is related to something I have never HEARD of.

Used to be, pre-turning wise old 40, I used to get angry.

PIssed.

Yelling contests.

And all that?

Now?

All of a sudden, it just seems REALLY hilarious.

I mean REALLY hilarious, not forced laughter!

Sort of like laughter therapy, and as I sit here cackling about something or the other the wife was hollering about, the tears BE flowing. LOL.

It’s just hilarious.

And that brick wall hates that sort of thing even more …

Anyway, laughter is great therapy my friend – and great exercise for the LUNGS.

But on that note, you’ll note why I term Bozo Schofield as a “she” rather than a he.

Look at all his angry rants ,and you’ll see one common thread.

Its Rahul’s fault!

How dare he!

How dare a person like you (if I were to paraphrase from his email – quote actually) “besmirch” the already besmirched’s name?

Ha, ha, ha.

It’s HILARIOUS.

Rahul’s a stud at pull-ups. It’s all his fault!

He’s put out the course that is well and truly the Rolls Royce of Fitness.

It’s all his fault!

It’s getting rave reviews. His knowledge of bodyweight stuff and fitness in general (fitness culture) has been termed as “without parallel”.

Of course, guess whose fault that is. All yours truly’s fault!

And on that note, I’m out. Hope this email provided you with a bit of a tip – and some much needed CHUCKLES, hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – It’s my fault I put out the Rolls Royce of Fitness. Jump in – NOW!

😀

PS #2 – I should rebrand the “It’s my LIFFEEEEE” song to “Its my fault …..”