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The Bozo is someone that y’all BE familiar with here on this list, some more intimately than the Bozo would like.
(think fist to nose as opposed to “tongue to you know where”, hehe).
But I’ve been looking at some of the stuff that’s been landing in my Inbox as of late, and I wonder if people are trying to outdo the Bozo, something I never thought would be possible.
And in most regards, life and otherwise, and of course A – H – you know what – licking and groveling etc (ugh) – it’s NOT possible.
He truly is grade A on that …
And if he was right here, I’d take great pleasure in telling him, hehe.
Well, no.
On second thoughts I don’t want his “S-stained orange teeth” (this is TRUE – I met him, remember!) and nasty breath anywhere near me, so we’ll keep him at arm’s Bozo length anyway.
He seems to be off his bender finally. The last idiocy he sent me is something about “used to be a TV star in China!”
No doubt he read the post about yours truly being compared to a TV star and movie star … hehe.
(I haven’t done either, and don’t have any plans of doing it either).
And the Bozo?
Well, he WAS a TV star for a brief 2 seconds (Bozo and “2 second romps” are sadly all too familiar with each other) … if you count the fact he literally paid to be on some silly Chinese commercial showing a “phat phock” dumping a Fat Bozo down the washing machine or some such thing.
One of those typical jingoistic ads, and I cannot remember which one it was (something similar to the infamous “Chinese lady dumping a black dude” down a washing machine to “clean”. The Chinese are nothing in general if “lovely and not racist”, hehe, as they like to say)
Google if you dont believe me, but it’s a true tale.
But anyway, these idiots and morons that keep emailing me?
Even the BOZO himself never complained my stuff was too easy.
Quite the opposite actually if you think about what he said about “Rahul is a fitness God”, the rants he said about “I never get any, so please teach me how to” – and so forth.
And of course, the infamous super stud episode!
True, all done in his trollish fashion, but thats OK.
I love it. HEhe. Makes me a lot of MONEY …
But really, you idiots that complain “we did it before”.
I’m comparing you to the Bozo – NOW.
And that, my friends, is a high benchmark indeed!
I gotta rush, but I’ll be back soon to put some LINKS in here email.
Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS – If you reading this suffer from “2 second syndrome” and pop V galore, then get Animal Kingdom Workouts now, and SOLVE the issue forever. Lets face it. Ladies don’t want studs in the gym, hehe. They want those that can perform in the BEDROOM too!
(Again, true story – told by many a wife and SO!).
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