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This one is gonna hurt bro.
Big time!
But really, I gotta say it.
And of course, those that like it, like it, those that dont – ah, where was I? My train of thought was interrupted yet again. Ugh. Hate it when that happens!
(Writing emails focuses your mind like a LASER though on what you want, and NOT what you don’t, therefore I’m back at it).
But I remember (a while back) bringing up the topic of handstands and handstand pushups when I spoke to my wife about it (probably abit after she gave me the name “Mr Handstand Pushup“)
You on the list will KNOW I tell my daughter the following.
Handstand pushups solve all problems!
And this is often roundly pooh poohed at by people that don’t understand the “why” of the statement – and I’ve covered this before (hint – it ain’t meant to be taken literally, although to some extent it IS!) – and people that cannot DO IT.
Then, I’ve mentioned how regular customers have told me my stuff “isn’t for the faint hearted”, and less than 1% of the population can actuallY do a lot of my stuff!
Now, my wife of course keeps saying “so what” to any of the stuff I told her, or tell her (I dont anymore).
And handstands?
Sniff!
We used to walk on our hands as kids, she said, as if that completely diluted the value of what I teach.
Can she do this NOW?
I’ll let you guess …
But here’s the point, bro.
My wife ain’t the only one saying it.
There is a long list of moronic c**** (BOTH male and female) coming to me as of late with the same thing i.e. “why should we pay for it, we did this in high school”.
Um.
Well, go find your high school teacher to mooch off then.
I wonder why these people COME to me in the first place, if they knew it all!
And second, and more importantly, SO – WHAT – if you did it before?
Which you didnt.
Let me tell you, there’s tons of people that haven’t done anything resembling a handstand or pushup growing up.
Yours truly “bodyweight exercise GURU” didnt for one!
But to cap this off, let’s take a look at the profiles of some of my most rabid customers.
A former martial artist. Former COPS. Former MILITARY people. (Special forces!)
Thats three of the top of the my head?
Female, you ask?
Well, former cheerleaders and GYMNASTS!
And former FITNESS instructors too (along with current – and – here’s the kicker – STRONGMEN that lift weights too).
If it were too easy, you think THESE people would follow me – lavish praise on my products – or ….?
I dont think so, bro.
But yet, for some reason, the idiots that never did a thing in their sorry ass lives think otherwise …
… and so they will.
It ain’t my job to convince them.
it’s my job to sell toYOU – the buyer that is CONVINCED.
Because … well, you (the latter category) GET IT.
And on that note, get the BEST course on upper body development and building brute “tusker like strength” right HERE.
Truly the best ever!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS – Half human, half gorilla is what you’ll become if you do these workouts. Jump NOW.
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