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“No, you FOOL! How coul dI forget you!”

Said with true Panache, said like an Asian would (you know, the accent and everything – I still remember my dad using the word when I was young sometimes hehe – and while that doesn’t carry any sort of pleasant memory, Sophia said it the same way) … and said in the same “tone”.

(The Asian style? Well, it’s people flattening their palms – and gesticulating wildly at the “other person” whose the “fool” as if to say “GRRRRRRRRRRRR”! YOU FOOL!)

It’s hard to explain. LOL. You Brits reading this will get what I mean!

So will the Asians. Hehe.

Back to tale – Bozo Schofield would literally have CREAMED his panties. Believe me. Hehe.

Sophia is as natural to what he craves, but never gets …

But anyway, this lady told me the following to a simple comment about “Sophia, I believe you forgot me” (something biz related , some nonense we were discussing I believe).

Maybe it was me asking her about the dude she met, and “yours truly caveman” hoping for some salacious details only to be met with the following repeatedly.

“Hmmph! You far more hansome than him!”

Right down to the misspelling.

Unfortunately some handsome men don’t leave their homes, hehe.

Anyway, point of me saying this – and remembering Sophia?

I saw a certain lady on LinkedIn cussing up a storm.

IT reminded me of Sophia, who was the best at it – Chinese style, of course!

It also reminded me of how I first met her – or, the two months before I did.

We were in a WeShat group – I believe I mentioned this story before when some Chinese dame was going bananas over me accepting a “group red packet” (basically a few pennies or less than for namesake given to a group of people) and calling me all sorts of names under the sun and implying all expats were groveling losers living under the Chinese jackboot.

Much like I did on Freakbook – I didnt take it.

Attack back x 10000!

OF course, the pathetic group administrator was too shit scared of her to SAY anything to her – though she was the one cussing up a storm.

He did the usual cucked “tell both people” thing, and it was aimed at me.

As if she could start it and get away with it!

Privately, of course, he told me he’d kick her out of the group.

I mean, dude, really.

Have the balls to say it to her face!

Sophia did.

And for a woman to come out and say that – well – I admire the lady!

I should have said Hi to her then, Ididnt, a couple of months later we ended up meeting anyway.

(online)

That line in the sand, or the circle in the sand as they said in the old Sufi poem.

Anyway, I’m sorry to report there wasn’t much of a romantic story to share there. Hehe. Except the cussing which I kind of admired, but most of all, she stood up and did the right thing.

Kudos, gal!

(I’m deliberately leaving the juicier bits out too, hehe. Bozo Schofield must be literally wetting dem panties by now) …

He’d LOVE her. LOL.

Anyway – – – Sophia once called me a Gorilla – multiple times actually.

And as I keep opening those hard to open cans around the house or what not, I’m reminded of what Charles my former friend told me in a “sneering” sort of manner.

Remember, the Bozo has a limp fish handshake par excellence, but Charles didnt exactly have a strong grip either.

Gotta love it when men3x size get “shaken” by the handshake like a leaf in a tornado. Hehe.

It all comes from the core though, my friend. Sorry to disappoint, but mammoth striated forearms without core and legs are like a hot air balloon without air , puffed, buffed and strutted, with NOTHING to show for it (like the boobybuilders building their pecs or what not).

CORE!

But anyway, he told me this once in an irritated sort of way

“You must be the guy they call when they gotta open those hard to open cans!”

True dat, bro.

And I find them amazingly and appallingly easy to open to the point I even ask said people “just why the heck can’t you open something so damned EASY!”

They get pissed, of course. Hehe. So be it!

“You make it sound like grip strength is more important than breathing!”

Well, my friend, it’s as important if you get my drift.

The true heroes – the UNSUNG CHAMPIONS – DO!

I’m out.

For now, remember if you want to turn into a bonafide Gorilla (and no, if you’re Schofield’s pal on Freakbook commenting upon “I jerk my gorilla daily” or some such inane nonsense, no, that ain’t what it’s about – neither is it about Gorilla wangs or what not rubbish people talk about) .. then get the compilation HERE.

Back soon

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

(Oh, the fool part, more on that – especially when driving and some Bozo cuts you off – CLASSIC! Asia, you beauty!!)

PS – For those of you that haven’t – here are two more great courses (for the core, but the entire body too) you just must pick up now – Animal Kingdom Workouts – and Advanced Hill Training (in reverse order preferably, but take your pick!)

PS #2 – Remember a great customer Panourgias, who spoke about “sexy girls on the hill”?

Well, long skirts or shorts – the LEGS, my friend are what it’s about. Hehe. Even with masks and what not, the LEGS!

I’ve always been a leg man workout wise and otherwise. Hehe.

Not so much a Bozo like “MILF” fan, but hey – us “high T” guys can’t ignore them LEGS, even if clad! Hehe.

OK, maybe too much detail, but a lot of you will relate, hehe.

(Sophia was more of a long skirt gal. Love it when the girls say “long skirt” to men who want short. and the reverse. Women. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. hehe)