The Bozo is BACK! Hehe.
- Like clockwork, eh.

I just love it!

Like clockwork, the trolls are it – it’s not even been a couple of hours since my last email here

And “Keith Bozo” showed up in my Inbox – Glyn’s alter, or younger brother maybe. Hehe.

He sounded pretty sober though, for whatever reason …

Here is the gist of what he said –

Or, verbatim, actually!

Dear sir I was wondering why you block and put complaints in to Amazon if a person gives your products a negative review.
That means when a person who has an interest in buying your products cannot see the real reviews and is left out of pocket by buying your products and not being happy with them since you only allow positive reviews of your products.
Please can you tell me, a potential buyer of your products why you do this?
I know quite a few people in the fitness industry who have told me you do this and have shown me proof.
Thank you.

Sent from my iPhone

Now, thats interesting!

I copied and pasted this “email” directly from my client into the page here, and it pasted in “copy and paste” format – essentially, this nutjob changed a few words around and copied something off the internet to send in …

The “Dear Sir” gives it away Glyn. Hehe.

Anyway, let’s see what he said (this lot never fails to make themselves the butt of jokes, so I might as well help out, hehe) –

I was wondering why you block and put complaints in to Amazon if a person gives your products a negative review.

That means when a person who has an interest in buying your products cannot see the real reviews and is left out of pocket by buying your products and not being happy with them since you only allow positive reviews of your products.
Please can you tell me, a potential buyer of your products why you do this?
I know quite a few people in the fitness industry who have told me you do this and have shown me proof.

“Keith”, if I missed something … let me know!

Oh wait.

“Thank you”.

Well, “Keith” (aka Mr Hyde/Glyn “Buttler Bozo Schofield”)  – you are WELCOME! I should thank you for the number of sales you’ve already brought to me, and continue to with your inane trolling … Hehe.

The rest of it – well, pray show me the proof, and pray show me the “quite a few people in the fitness industry” (note -troll jobs dont count) who “showed you this proof”. Hehe. I’ll be more than happy to publish those names here as well along with the PROOFFFFF – in the PUDDING!

Which seems awfully sticky considering, you idiot – despite being compared to the great Jeff Bezos, and rightfully in some regards – I’m hardly Bezos, or anywhere near his level right now.

And despite the love I have for Amazon, despite my insistence on ONLY doing business (anything serious) with them for the most part – I dont own the company. I dont work there. I dont got stock there.

Therefore, you idiot, I have no say in their policies.

Their policies do not allow for “complaints” to be put in about negative reviews, which if you ever bought a book from me you’d know.

You’re free, so long as it’s not abusive towards children (Glyn’s reviews, some of them) and other obviously unacceptable stuff to post what you like.

Indeed, I proudly leave the reviews as is on Amazon – both the 5 star ones, and the 1 star meaningless ones.

I’ve even left Glyn’s reviews on there. Hehe.

So, your point is non existent and moot, for proof, just Amazon me and my products, and you’ll see the proof staring you in the face, dear (not) “Sir”, hehe.

That means when a person who has an interest in buying your products cannot see the real reviews and is left out of pocket by buying your products and not being happy with them since you only allow positive reviews of your products.

Well, don’t buy it, or do a blue light special and put in for a refund – Amazon usually refunds it – exceptions though not made for “serial refunders” who buy a product simply to refund it and lower ratings etc. Amazon’s AI is too smart for that pally.

So in conclusion –

A person who is interested cannot see the real reviews? 

False, debunked above (as if it needed debunking, only a moron would need Amazon’s policies explained to them) …

… and is left out of pocket by buying … 

False, and debunked above …

Hehe.

…. since you only allow positive reviews… 

Utter tosh, debunked above too …

By all means leave negative reviews, positive reviews, 5 star reviews, all of it – we welcome the entire shebang my friend!

Now, last, but not least, since we’re on this topic, and the trolls have gotten worked up?

Two of the books – the MOST trolled books around here are these –

Pushup Central 

Isometric and Flexibility Training

Visit Amazon for some of the GREAT reviews on these, and some of the idiotic “one star blue light special I want Sly Stallone’s make up artist to do his hair in the pictures” reviews.

Hehe.

Like a great customer said about Pushup Central, the very reason he finally bought this book, “if that many people troll a book you’re proud of it, I better buy it!”

And that says it all.

Hehe.

Keep it comin, boys!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember, ALL reviews left on HERE (the email you get when you buy something) will get an auto 10% discount emailed to them IF the review is genuine – has nothing to do with stars either.

PS #2 – Now, on my site, I COULD choose never to showcase any of the negative reviews or trolling, but I Go out of my way to do so, and will continue to. Stupidity deserves a monument if just to tell others what to avoid, as I keep saying. Hehe.

But Amazon?

No dice, my friend – even the stupidest of people out there would be hard pressed to believe this garble.

Back soon.

PS #3 – This email here is more proof of why you need to invest in Profit Troll, hehe. Never fails to get the cash registers BUZZZING off the hook do these nuts, and so it should be. Hehe. Learn! (if you’re interested in profiting off this sort, of course, it only works if you’re a DOER who has value to add, not a wanker or wackjob or anything like that!)

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