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Lol.

That list of names I’ve been called is long and lengthy, extending beyond 2100 at last count.

But cop?

Never in my wildest dreams did i imagine it, yet, today, standing on the road, enjoying a quiet “fag” – get your minds out of the gutter if they are there, haha- a guy on a scooter was staring at me non stop..

I stared back.

Raised the ole eyebrow. Y’all know I hate that sorta shit.

What,I asked.

Are you writing me a ticket,he responded..

Wtf.

Do I look like a cop, I riposted.

You never know these days,he grinned.

I wasn’t playing.

On the mobile phone? I asked. How the hell can a ticket be written that way?

Apparently they are according to him.

A likely excuse. Hehe.

Then I gestured to my sports clothing etc, nothing doing.

Hilarious.

But i guess my stern demanor, upright bearing, army style walk – people assume things. And that’s not necessarily bad occasionally….

It is though when people ask me for directions all the time. Place I’m at – numbering is crazy, even the residents don’t know how to find houses around here with the GPS going nuts as well.

Hell. Maybe we’ll add traffic cop onto that long list of names?

Anyway – been a magical day thus far in Copland.

And if you’re looking to invest in a course that will literally, according to an actual real ex man in blue from NYC – turn you into an indestructible human, then here is where you can go.

And that’s that!

I’ll write the ticket. Hehe.

Best

Rahul Mookerjee