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Fat boys and nutjobs that troll will absolutely love this post. Walrus – heres some more free fodder for you to troll me with.

The best decisions are the gut “on the spur of the moment” decisions. Going to a massage parlor on the spur of the moment today and the minute my eyes locked with a massuese’s – I knew my decision was spot on.

Been a while since I big a professional massage with no constant pressure for hanky panky.

And today was the day, as it turned out. Life’s a trip!

I won’t bore you with all the details except “I was in China”. Smart guys reading this and the few smart girls reading this will understand! Haha.

There’s actually a lot to share. But I’ll share the part trolls will love.

Midway through the rub she got chatting about my body. We are both brutally honest and I love that about her.

She talked about the usual. Handsome, more handsome without the grizzle – hehe – my “soft skin” (until she got to my heavily calloused bleeding palms at which she literally was like “oh my god!!” – hehe).

She’s actually right about the looks.

I’m one of the most naturally handsome and sexy guys you’ll ever meet. Period.

But if I actually paid attention to what I wore, my looks etc I’d be that x 10 if not more. Likely more.

But like I told the girl, looks are God given. Makes no sense to Tom Tom something I didn’t obtain through sheer dint of extreme hard work. Intelligent, charismatic, all these things can be built by a man.

And fitness that I’m extremely proud of.

Points to my stomach and asks me “where is it”. Hehe.

And then to the skeleton in the family, the proud black sheep –

“You are almost a skeleton!!”

Hehe. I couldn’t stop cackling like Kamala would except in a sexy manner.

“Most guys are so fat”, she continued. “They smell absolutely horrible!”.

More laughs. Gotta love a girl with brains and she has plenty.

You know, the gym sort. Huge muscles, always so tight….

Then as she bent me into a bridge I spoke about how “isn’t it far better to be loose and flexible” like me?

She nodded. “I can’t understand the fixation with bulging useless muscles most fat men have!”.

“You’re extremely fit but not weak at all”, she commented.

Hehe.

She doesn’t know I used to be obese. I’ll tell her next time. Haha. So much still to talk about …

… We had a great convo, and true to what she said I’m almost asleep.

So much so I’m ditching my normal ice cold showers for a long hot one tonight.

After a nice sauna , seems like the thing to do.

From “teaching” Madam Chinese and English to chatting with her – out of the world.

That’s what it’s about, my dear Walrus.

Make them laugh.

Make them comfortable.

When she asked if I was married I asked if I should lie or be honest.

The latter!

And I told her.

It made not an iota of difference. I’ve already booked her in my mind for another session.

Great girl, and I left her a fantastic review. Of course her idiot boss claims she’s not good at her job as she wasn’t receptive to his advanced. Probably another Walrus sort. Typical.

And that’s that.

When I told her about my pull-ups and hiking – and chest muscles that I literally just fell asleep when she rubbed – she got why I was so exhausted and yet continued to work regardless.

Because work my friend does set you free.

On that note I did sort of disagree with Madam about her gentle admonition to “not exercise” until I’m less tired.

But as a caring female that’s exactly what she should have said. And did. I’d be an idiot to tell her otherwise. Maybe next time I’ll explain why the word tired does not even exist in my lexicon … Hehe.

I wish I could give you more details. Maybe I will the next time I’m called horribly misogynistic. This girl , if there was one thing she kept telling me – “just tell me! Say do this, do that. Don’t hesitate!”.

I did. Not that I’m ever hesitant.

But it’s hard not to be polite to a fault with these girls even when I’m paying the. To serve me. Hehe. I like women too much!

Nice to joke with a girl who gets then the first time unlike the two equally nice women I mentioned earlier.

So, from an obese (though still skinny compared to a few or the majority of fat cows and Walruses out there) to a skeleton.

Name #2265 I believe!

And that’s that.

0 Excuses to skeleton stud level. Hehe.

And that’s that.

Best

Rahul Mookerjee