“Did you finish your shower sweetie?

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Hehe.

There I was, clad only in skimpy running shorts and a towel. I used to wear T shirts in the past but that led to puddles of sweat which would apparently cause “controversy” (wtf – especially given how lazy people are and that they use the elevator mostly) so I tried this.

And it works great. I go through a couple of bath towels but that’s alright hehe.

Standing downstairs, ’twas rep #34 I think. I rather lost track today and I think it might have been 60**5 today as opposed to 50**5.

Oh well.

The lovely maid I openly flirt with downstairs (reciprocated in full) showed up.

I noticed a huge grin and those big eyes staring “hot” at me as I was toweling my head off, initially oblivious to it, I didn’t notice to be frank.

Then I did.

Much like a cute little wife would and should ask her husband, she asked.

“Naha liya”?

Did you bathe?

The best jokes are those which are TRUE. Hehe. I have explained this before.

This was 99 percent innuendo, 1 percent joke. Hehe.

I played the fool. Here? You think so?

Now remember, she sees me like this daily. Hehe. That body language clearly she says shed rather be in the shower with me than where she is now, thinking of me. Hehe.

She giggled.

I winked.

Should we get one installed here?

Hehe.

She’s cute.

And she blinks her eyes in that inviting open manner most women do at me, batting those lovely eyelashes.

Gomti, or the Royal Indian Opera as I have been calling her over the past couple days – those anklets of hers,my.

Women love anklets. I get it.

But these?

Heavy professional ones almost, so much so I can imagine myself relaxing with a drink as she dances for me. Truly the Emperor as Im called. Hehe.

The entire building jangles when she walks, much like it did when I did building shaking workouts. Either by jumping rope when I was overweight – hehe – or using a punching bag when I was not. The latter on the first floor and the rest of the building shook. The former on the third. Hehe.

Do you dance, the question popped out interestedly.

She pouted in a serious manner.

Just a hobby she giggled.

But anyway she was right in a way.

Remember Kelly?

The wheel always comes full circle. Hehe.

“THIS is real hill climbing”, she looked at me, sweat beading off, years ago – as the other girls – barely doing 1 climb as opposed to my 5 got ferried away by air taxis because they fainted.

Drink more water.

Of course women won’t do that. Ever seen a female that drinks enough water? I didn’t think so. Neither have I and I don’t anticipate seeing one soon either.

And it was subtropical weather there, the kind where it rains one minute, you’re drenched – next minute your drenched except from the sun – sweat pouring down again.

16 Inspirational fitness recollections is a great read in that regard, I mention many interesting things I don’t generally…

Anyway the million dollar question – I’ll answer it first before posing the question.

No you don’t need to train for hours to get hill like results.

I merely do it because it’s great meditation time without taking time out specifically for that – and I love these long leg workouts.

And to meet lovely girls along the way of course. Hehe.

Maybe the shower will happen.

Definitely the ex is going to whine about she will sue for sexual harassment. Hehe.

But for you guys, you can achieve these SAME results in roughly 30 mins of training. Yes, even without a hill or stairs.

And these courses tell you how –

Advanced Hill Training

Animal Kingdom Workouts

Buy them in that order.