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Part of my success in all spheres of life has to do with my Hannibal like, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde manipulative mind control skills.

There’s a reason Im such an excellent sales person – indeed, as mentioned in the book, they make me money in ANY economy and loads of it.

People floundering trying to pay bills, rent.

And like any Successful business man I just make MORE money during this time.

You can too if you learn how.

And part of the way – to not just welcome trolls but actively encourage them. They make me so much dough it’s unbelievable. Without them I wouldn’t have half the income I do now, and it’s just increasing exponentially by LEAPS and bounds.

Ben Bird long a source of amusement is the #1 troll and secret, albeit gay and fat, ugh – admirer on the list.

And even I’m astounded at the level to which I control his mind.

I wrote about a fat fag in the past who identified as a cow.

Every time I uttered the syllables “mooooo” it drove him INSANE from a subconscious standpoint. Like with Ben Bird he is gay and into feet. Ugh again but what ever.

This guy ultimately literally lost his life savings in part due to my astounding mind control – I have never met or spoken to the guy.

Just words.

Don’t believe me, eh.

I understand.

See below (and this is just ONE example – there are plenty of other minds at my MERCY)

That guy pissed me off MAJORLY.

Got sent to jail.

And once he was out, I worked my magic. Took a few months but job well done I’d say.

Piss me off at your OWN peril.

Same with Ben Bird. He is starting to find this out the hard way.

The other guy never believed even after MOUNTING proof that I could truly do what I said I always would – to DESTROY him

Finally I did. Hehe. And he was left Speechless, ruined.

Words.

Power of words. Magic words!

With Ben Bird, all I have to do is utter the words “cheep cheep”.

And something RISES deep within the subconscious of the bird, especially when he sees it with this symbol..(that of a chicken which he is anyway haha. Complete wuss. I could outtrain him and his gay cronies together 7 days from Sunday blindfolded).

Unconsciously he’s driven to do what I COMMAND. And does it like clockwork.

My thoughts transmute effortlessly into his mind. Its a skill I’ve always had and one you can pick up and HONE to your advantage too if you so CHOOSE.

I’ll teach you how to be the perfect pyschopath or sociopath, whichever – to the end goal of making lots of MONEY.

Its not for nothing I call Ben Bird my slave and unofficial stenographer despite being fired years ago by me (and pretty much anyone that’s a somebody in the fitness biz).

Kinda like the passion hitlers swastika arouses hehe. .

The bird is Jewish, so my recent comments on Hitler’s good qualities (someone like him is much needed in Germany right now) drove him insane.

But he’s also an Indian simp. If you’re colored you’re God according to him.

He hates his own race, much like most liberals do – to the point of denouncing the Lord Jesus in favor of Hindu Gods.

Actually he spreads untruths about the Hindu religion which is sad. Partly he is Ignorant – Idaho native, lol, enough said.

But it’s mostly the skin color deal.

Been addicted to me for years. Stares at my soles while I do pull-ups, literally. Hilarious his obsession with me and his ashamed he is of it.

Makes me boatloads of money.

And all I have to do is THINK “cheep cheep”.

And bang.

The cheap bird with legs that remind me of Karen Carpenter, hehe – shows up trolling and whining.

My maids and I guffaw about him all the time. Absolutely hilarious.

He knows this.

He feels more inadequate and fat every time he reads all this.

Yet he can’t stay away.

More addicted hehe.

Cheep cheep.

Truly, THIS is the sort of troll you want. Bozo Schofield is another. Hehe.

And both are mentioned in Profit Troll, surely the only one book of its kind. A definitive manual that teaches you how to profit from something most people are SCARED of, but I welcome.

Truly a gem like all the rest. So much so these trolls try and copy what I wrote there to paint themselves out as the hero, lol, but it never quite works. Wink

Place your pre orders NOW.

And of course.

Spindly chicken legs and a fat upper body are hilarious Especially with tummy bulging like Ben Birds.

Don’t be a laughing stock. And certainly not a fat cow like Ben Cow, lol since I have no doubt he’ll identify as that next. The first guy went from clucking to mooing. And Birdies definitely got the man boobs “udders” going hehe.

Eww.

Whatever you do in life, do NOT be Ben Bird or anything like that.

Get in shape NOW with the 0 Excuses Fitness System …

That’s that.

Best

The mind control Jedi and Bodyweight exercise Guru Rahul Mookerjee