So now little Ben thinks he’s “Ric Rude”

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But first, some tweeted wisdom from yours truly

If you still use internet forums and you aren’t beyond the age of 70, you’re gay and stuck in the rank meaningless past that doesn’t matter. I didn’t even. Know they were still alive until I saw Ben Bird using them.

. typical.

Figures.

From a guy that claims he’s into Fitness yet is the epitome of PUDGE.

Apparently this idiot thinks he’s “Ric Rude”.

Huge Minus the chisel, lol.

Gay.

Forlornly hoping that someday some girl might consider him,.lol.

Not a chance Benny. Stop identifying as a bird first, lol

If you can read that tweet, you’re a G.

Not as much of a one as if you could read another where my world famous taipos in the flow meant “I Google” turned into “J Goggle”. True Freddie, lol.

Anyway ..

Apparently Ben Bird got a comment on an online forum populated by old codgers that still use it.

You know, Grandma, paw paw sorts, the doddering old Biden sorts that needs a cane to walk around.

And Dirty Ben was parading his back shots.

As always that’s the first thing fat fucks do when fat. They hide the waist and belly and just show the upper back and shoulders off.

Hey.

I should know.

I did it for years myself when fat.

I got brutally called out for it too.

Of course Im the sorta guy that was always a G and had the girls even then so I didn’t care two hoots as I don’t now, lol. But that’s not the case with most of you reading this. I’m an exception to the rule. Not everyone is.

Notice the below

One, you’ll notice my vibe.

If anything, I should be called Ric Rude.

Ravishing Ric Rude. I’m truly the guy that SAVAGELY ravishes them and they love it.

All Ben Gay does is worship her feet (not “hers”, but you get the point). Mine too, ugh. BORING!!!!!!!

Two, you’ll notice from her eyes there was plenty of Habib Porn Star going on the night before. Hehe.

I don’t think I should share the videos here, lol. .

But the trip is detailed here – https://www.team-bhp.com/forum/travelogues/123897-5-day-road-trip-dalhousie-khajjiar.html

Three tho. If you look at the picture BENEATH, you’ll see that physicality as I said yesterday ultimately is an amplifier. Like money.

(Fancy, I had people actually call me “solid” back then more than fat. Maybe because unlike the Bird above I was doing pull-ups then, am now. Bird could never begin to do even one. But still, man. Says a lot about how “fat boy fitness” has become the norm for years now! Geez…)

If you’re a G it will amplify that. Like you see below. One girl turns into four. Better quality etc (although I chose the girl above for her body and cooking skills , face wise a 5, body was perfect tho at the time and she did the housemaid thing for a while. That’s why people constantly ask why I married the maid, lol. And now she complains about the same thing herself! Women, lol)

Funny thing, when I call those same people out brutally not they all whine about how horrid I am..

Yeah.

No goose and gander for these loons. Their way or the highway. More tweeted wisdom from me –

Exactly why I roast fat people

I’d rather they hate my guts and get in shape

Not to mention these same fuckers would DESTROY you if YOU were fat

No mercy

Emotion gets shit DONE.

. being nice = loserdom

And now, to the point –

Just because Grandma calls you Ric Rude doesn’t mean you are.

She’s being nice like all Grandmas are.

But they are hardly, along with fat Paw paw drinking his beer – the right people to ask about fitness.

Neither are people stuck in the past and those who refuse to realize the world evolved beyond fossil forums a long fucking time ago.

At least be a fit Dinosaur if you must be one. A certain Brooks Kubik would gladly tell you that.

And that’s that …

To get in shape – you have to learn from a Master that’s been there, done that, knows it all.

And you’re looking at him here.

The Bodyweight exercise Guru.

He’s got all the girls too and will help YOU get them too if you choose to.

But you must stop being GAY.

Get off thy keister – get the 0 Excuses Fitness System.

And that is step one to becoming a WINNER .

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I’m feeling so generous. If y’all want to poke some fun at me this link might help.

https://www.rahulmookerjee.com/index.php/blog/item/843-the-egg-pakoras-in-the-great-city-of-khajjiar

PS #2 – I’m proudly parading and Tom Tomming and bragging about my X shape i worked so hard to get while imparting those nuggets of WISDOM only I can – in the video beneath – about girls.