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Even the ex agrees, haha.

Yeah. I love little kids. So easy to talk to, natural, uncorrupted. No wonder I was the best teacher in grade 1 and 2 at Balboa international. The boys especially loved it when I got them to do pull-ups with me during PE!

Pics on instagram. Which I no longer use it being proven to be the paedo heaven it is, though that might all change now under Trump.

The girls, no.

Yeah.

Call me misgoynist.

But I let the girls play without much supervision. The boys didn’t get off that easy though – if they did not do pull ups RIGHT as I told them to, they were forced to do them again. Didn’t quite want to put the girls through that plus they don’t need it that much anyway until they’re adults. Boys. Different!

Anyway.

I still remember when I was obese and had my first lovely daughter. Bundle of joy!

And the moment she tried sucking my man tits – mistaking it for mother’s breast?

Priceless.

SO cute!

Yes, I used to be that fat before. Haha.

Yet I still had all the girls.

What differentiates me from the other fat Blubs and Bubbas out there? I still did pull-ups in perfect form – which I’ve said often , pull-ups are the litmus test of not just upper body strength but how much FAT YOU GOT round the midsection!

Too much like Ben Gay – you won’t be able to do them.

That’s me on the cover of Pull-ups – from Dud to Stud within a matter of WEEKS!

That picture is there for a damn good reason – most including my trolls call it “solid” not a tub of blubber as you see beneath, lol

We know who he is. No wonder he identified as a walrus before “bird” after I relentlessly called him out on being fat.

You cant make this shit up.

Ask him. He will tell you himself!

Those boobs – look like they’d feed a nursery literally, geez. I was positively skinny in comparison, almost “Twiggy” like.

Fat boy that claims he’s big but not fat, can’t do a single pull-up, brags about the abomination that is “fat boy fitness”.

And like I said. I was rightly called “solid”.

Was in India at the time, still remember the bloody eunuchs coming up and touching my upper chest the way you do with MEN.

Ugh. But that shit is, for whatever reason tolerated there. They just touch men and noone says anything, and a lot actually secretly like Ben above like it. Ugh again but it is what it is.

I don’t really like even unknown girls doing it. Real girls. Especially beggar girls that do it very openly all the time. Massuesse, first thing she’s like “I lovvvvveee your cuts”.

I mean girls love it.

That’s why the ex was pissed “I looked like a 14 year old ” in 0 Excuses Fitness and customers love it – because I got all the girls. Girls love making comments about “he’s sooooo slim” when they see someone like me because they’re always so insecure about their own weight which of course is easy to exploit, lol.

The age of dumbphones where “lol” is a word in the English dictionary as is “haha”. Haha!

I still remember Jackass above, or maybe given the tits I should call him Jillass (gives the saying “tits on a bull”) a whole new Prosaically PROSAIC meaning!! – making this comment when he was whining about something as usual “I think you have a lot of potential”.

THAT’S really when I decided he just needed a LESSON in RESPECT and humility!

Show RESPECT.

Imagine even DARING, I repeat, DARING to tell the Bodyweight exercise Guru that?

A master of his craft as Im roundly referred to as that’s far above you in every regard, more than you could ever hope to be given how lazy the guy is??

I mean you come BEGGING for a job after being ignored for SIX whole months! And … This is how you TALK?

RANK audacity…

Learn some bloody Respect for your SENIORS!!

But he regrets it now. Haha.

Good.

He will keep on regretting it.

Truly I’ve REDUCED his sorry ass to nothing but a huge red flag and very successful marketing prop on what NOT to do.

He once told me “I only follow you as an example of what NOT to do”.

What an ass!

Yeah if you’re into fat boy fitness then that might be true. Which he is. But he secretly follows me and copies all I do to remove that status except it doesn’t, won’t work because he’s a FAKE and lazy and everyone can smell that a mile away. That’s why anyone thats an anyone in fitness has fired him and Distanced themselves from him because he’s a rank Disgrace to real fitness. Rank!

He should be kissing my feet for the attention I give him for as he so craves, FREE.

Come to think of it –

Ugh. Let’s not go there.

Anyway –

What’s sad?

The world’s come to just this my friend.

This has become normal!

Most men would like nothing better though than to get rid of Bingo wings and the lard etc.

But they don’t know how. .noone teaches them.

Except me.

No. Not crunches. Not pull-ups. Not running. None of that.

Its true exercise designed for the CORE that gets it done. As in Corrugated core and be warned, this shit ain’t for fat fuckers like the one above looking to hit the beach.

He’s on it but you get the point!

Its , as a customer recently said, HARDCORE training for a HARD core!!

No beach boy junkola. Period.

If easy is what you’re looking for do NOT get this course – I beg you!

If “works” is what you WANT with a burning, STAVING – VENGEANCE – unquenched THIRST – then do bloody well get it. I command you!

What’s really sad, even kids with all their molly coddling these days are not immune to getting fat.

My first did.

Despite the exs so called knowledge of fitness.

Pah.

For a woman that complained up a storm when I got my daughter to do splits. A woman that ruined that relationship Forever. A woman that wouldn’t allow her to go to martial arts because “splits aren’t good for girls”.

The true definition of insanity isn’t repetition as Ben Bird thinks. That’s actually genius. Its what’s in the above paragraph. I was literally accused of abuse for that.

Years ago when I learnt, our instructor praising me on pushups, simultaneously kicking my butt on splits with me almost in tears in pain *I’ll show this guy*. My how times have changed. Of course Mom had to pull me out in 9th grade to focus on studies …

…fat lot of good THAT did. Ha!

Still remember the guy asking me why I didn’t show up for practice (notice the usage of the word from someone who didn’t even speak English that much).

Memories.

Anyway. Kiddie Fitness is your ticket in that case – the course that men and women both rave about. I think I’ve included the testimonials on the sales page. If not let me know and will do.

Am out.

Harrumph!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I’ve been bragging about the 9K+ my Shoulders like Boulders email pulled in.

And I’ll post sales figures on this email too maybe in 2 days. Cope for all you haters, lol