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He won’t be able to, of course.
And it’s hilarious.
After the whole world is calling him out on it, and rightly so, he’s been REDUCED to using pictures of geriatric old grannies knitting as inspirations for so called fitness.
Most recently some horrific looking dyke that supposedly popularized “prison bend over fitness”.
Poor Ben. Quite literally, how far the Bird has fallen is hilarious.
Twasnt always this way…
I remember the following the Bird said about me (yes, even him)
(The Shoulders like Boulders review was a grudging admission I forced out of him by sheer dint of results and facts he couldn’t argue with but these …)
“Rahul, you’re one hell of an observer”
“I WILL say this about the guy though – He’s one hell of a promoter!”
“Hell of a sense of humor!”
“He’s excellent at pull-ups!”
“Fitness model”
“You can do high repetition pushups and squats better than I ever could”
“Thank you for mentioning me on your site! Noone ever did that for me before!”
I wonder if he still says the last haha.
Sometimes I’m too nice for my own good, like Rueben once said.
Others told me not to even hire this guy let alone give him all the help I did that NOONE else would even consider doing for it…
But he turned on me like the rabid dog – or crazed “bird” as it were – remember the movie “Birds”? And, well…
Not to worry.
We have solutions around here for rabid dogs. Most don’t even involve putting them down.
We just profit off them and drive them insane like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2.
And sometimes they are made to eat their own tongue like in Silence of the Lambs. Hehe.
Anyway.
Most Bird emails have a point.
Does this one?
I ain’t sure myself.
Except…
Most men could do with a huge shot of masculinity.
Most men are WOEFULLY short in that regard – no pun..
Most men can’t do a single pull-up or any number of squats in proper form.
And let me tell you, THESE are the very exercises that will get you in the best shape possible and feelings MANLY. Like a real man. Like those underwear ads back in the day where the guy jumps out of the car just in his underwear to protect the girl. Remember the slim sexy X shape and girl in his arms? That’s what girls want!
And my courses will show you the way in these great exercises better than literally any other in the fitness industry, noone comes close – not ONE single soul.
Squats (in that order) –
Pull-ups – in that order –
Pull-ups – from DUD to STUD within a matter of WEEKS!
Pull-ups – from STUD to SUPER STUD within WEEKS.
And that’s that!
Best
Rahul Mookerjee
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