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Classic from John Walker. Discussing Ben Bird. Hehe.

But it’s something I’ve often thought about, wondered…

They all hate me yet love me and are addicted like no other. Can’t just be my mind control Jedi tricks? Or can it. Hehe.

Yin and yang. Hannibal attracts Clarise. Equal and opposing forces. Geniuses like me mean there must be a whole herd of idiots around. Simple.

Anyway – here goeth –

 

Hello Rahul

 

I’m still experiencing the problem of your emails being spread right across my screen, which just seems to follow on from the previous email.

 

Therefore, if you wish to respond to this email? Maybe if you write a new email and not carry on adding to the previous emails the problem might correct itself, not too sure but it’s worth a shot.

 

I think you believe I know more about that shirt lifting faggot than I actually do, I have had no knowledge of this ongoing situation and the last and only time I’d heard about him is when you sent me the picture of him originally.

 

I’d forgotten all about him, it is a shock to hear that he’s pursuing some kind of vendetta against you, the guy is a seriously sad sack of shit, what on earth does he hope to achieve with all this harassment???

 

Why is it that you seem to attract all these brain dead freaks??? It can’t be just your penchant for plain speaking, there’s got to be something else that draws the “mentally challenged” to you so regularly.

 

I’m so glad I never developed the “social media habit” all that bullshit blissfully passes me by and I wouldn’t want it any other way, life’s way too short to be dealing with the total fuck ups of this world, you have my deepest sympathy having to tolerate arseholes on a daily basis.

Got to go for now, take care my friend.

Warmest Regards

John.

 

(I do seem to have the patience of a Saint. Hehe. John was the one that said that! Guys a G. Note how he says “if you want to reply”. He knows and understands the sheer value of TIME – most do NOT!!)

Yours truly –

Hi John,

Not sure why my emails are being spread out – maybe this program I’m using on the phone? This one’s a new email, see if that resolves it.

Yeah I don’t know why, but I’ve always got an extreme and disproportionate amount of attention no matter what I do or where I go. My penchant of plain speaking means they all hate me (noone likes facts as they hurt most of the time and people in general are gay faggotty losers in general comfortable remaining where they are in life – the old Thoreau saying you once brought up and rightly so about most men being content to lead lives of QUIET desperation) but follow me secretly anyway.

The best parallel I can draw is the Trumpinator aka Donald Trump. Haha. Enough said on that one!

With Ben Loony Gay Bird (he’s actively denouncing his own race these days and simping to anything “brown” or Hindu much like a lot of the pathetic lot in the already failed UK and France and about to fail Germany unless Hitler comes back, lol – while actively denouncing Christianity (which by the way I became last year) – he’s basically a Jewish guy looking to indirectly control the brown slave mind by just saying what they want to hear) it’s more, and this is what pisses me off – free publicity.

As you know noone really pays attention to what he says for obvious reasons. He’s broke, lives on Iron Pants basically.

Hate always comes from below.

I’m far above the vast majority of folks in nigh every regard anyway so he just does, again to draw a parallel to President Trump what losers do when Trump says anything “build their own brand on his back”.

He doesn’t even have a business or brand or even a website beyond free blogspot bullshit but that’s basically his purpose.

He’s sent me several messages over the past few years throwing hissies about “I will never contact you again!”

Yet he keeps coming back.

It’s at the point I post a video on handstand pushups – he does it the gay way and not the way we do – and he’ll post another “look Mama, I can Do this too “. I post something on pull-ups which he cannot do despite me telling him exactly what he needs, he’ll post about “Rahul doesn’t really know how to do pull-ups. Other guys are far better (when those clowns aren’t, lol but even if they were, how many can he do – big fat fucking zero haha))”

Hes truly beyond all hope but he’s great material for my upcoming book “Profit Troll” (name self explanatory haha)

And of course he’s closeted gay so jerks off to mens feet on Onlyfans.

Trust me. You can’t even make this shit up. I deal with it all the time on the other business I mentioned to you – I knew this guy was that sort from the minute I laid eyes on him.

Hope that explains it!

Cheers

Rahul

And that’s that…

Be sure to pick up PROFIT TROLL now. In it I teach you how to make money from people that literally hate you but are addicted to you anyway. Aka fat trolls haha. Or even slim ones.

And don’t be a faggot like Bird above.

Get on the 0 Excuses Fitness System now.

Truly the best. No other like it. Even if I say so, actually ESPECIALLY since the bodyweight exercise Guru says so. You’ll never regret it!