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And I mean nutjobs in general, not just their UNDISPUTED Leader Glyn “public welfare” Blowfield in the UK.

Anyway, I was thinking of none other than Charles Mitchell while doing a workout straight out of Barnstormer shoulders, a workout so intense I can barely type now.

Like Trump said, the brain often DOES FLY faster than them fingers!

And Charles owns both my books Shoulders like Boulders! And Battletank Shoulders!

Anyway, I gotta give you a tip right here.

A tip that the jokers will sneer at , and the doers will LOVE.

“FLEX THE LATS when doing handstand training as hard as you can!”

I could condense the entire course down to this one line (maybe a few more) and people would get their money’s worth!

I could increase the price even more, and they still would, despite what Keith James said about “the book is too short!”

And so forth (and other Bozos that claim “you just say just do it” when I talk about just doing pull-ups that they secretly WANT to do, but can’t because they’re flat out FAT – not BIG – there is a BIG – huge – difference bro).

Yes.

Might sound counter intuitive given this sort of training is generally thought of as shoulder training but believe me, I can barely lift up my arms now, and my shoulders ain’t that sore as my lats.

Yes, you PUSH with them lats!

Anyway, on to the hissy.

Many years ago, many many actually, yours truly moved to the Communist Republic of New York (state) for a job at GE Power Systems.

I loved the city I Was in.

But anyway, we went by bus for whatever reason.

Good ole Greyhound, and that trip was eye opening for more reasons than one, and it’s also why I never ever travel by bus anywhere, even short distances unless I HAVE TO!

Drive is my choice, as the Chinese say. Hehe.

Anyway, we saw the country change inf ront of us.

Was winter, so driving the South to the North …

And we checked in at one of those “livein type inns” until I got an apartment, which took a week or so.

You know the sort, I’m sure.

Not just a hotel room, but a tiny kitchen too, replete with certain appliances all of us sane folks need.

No vibrators for the Bozo, hehe.

But anyway, I remember what the Enterprise guy (rent a car) – big black JOLLY DUDE told me as I lugged my cases of beer and WEIGHTS out of the car (I bought ‘em at Walmart – stocking up for the week!)

“You got the weights and the beer!”

That I had.

But my trusty computer was still en route via UPS.

And that computer showed up – but in “two parts”.

They said the entire delivery would show up on a certain day, but while the CPU showed up, the screen and keyboard didn’t.

I got pissed, and tol dmy girlfriend who thought “I don’t know why you’re pissed”.

One thing led to another, she left in a huff screaming and shouting.

“I’ve had enough.! Really! This is too much! I’m going to kill myself!”

Off she drove in a huff, looking every bit the Casino waitress with LEGS TO DIE FOR she was … long blond hair flowing behind the wheel of the Rent A Car (white Altima I believe? Sorry Jyoti, hehe).

But anyway, I knew she was throwing a fit.

With women tho, One never knows.

I called the cops just in case.

And a friendly older dude showed up, and he was most understanding.

“I know, man!” he said sighing. “Ive got a 17 year old daughter and she’ sjust like that!”

My ex wasn’t 17.

She was OLDER than me, for Chrissake (I was 20).

Hadn’t reached the “key age” for Enterprise. Hehe. She bought the beer, of course!

(I paid)

But point being this.

She eventually returned weeping up a storm.

He counseled her so expertly for a minute that I Couldn’t believe my eyes.

HE’d probably done this dozens of times before, hehe.

And thats why I LOVE cops in general – another reason.

Probably some bad apples, hey. I doint know. But by and large, stellar people, and if there is ever an example of “scum on earth”, it’s the BOZOS who attempt to “defund police departments” and the like while complaining “cops don’t do their job!”.

SO STUPID. Much like the hissy my lovely ex threw.

Ain’t they all so lovely, hehe.

Aint’ an asshole for rubbing it in in terms of the Bozos asking me “how many girls asked for my WeShat”.

Ugh.

I prefer to be left alone, bro …

And Itell ‘em that too!

Some things you can’t control.

Anyway, how does this relate?

Well,s imple

The trollish one star reviews and blue flame special reviews all dance to that one tune.

Illogical and insane.

“Keith James” aka Schofield never did (after his three rants) tell us if he ever did handstands, or handstand training, or actually DID anything other than glower at the picture on the cover in annoyance.

How dare he.

And I, hehe.

Anyway enough on insanity and Bozos.

Get the REAL Deal in terms of reviews here.

(and no, I don’t disallow one star reviews. I mean, Jesus, dude. How would yours be there if I did? No to mention I don’t run Amazon, tho I’d love to).

On second thoughts, nah.

I’m happy being “el caveman”.

Must ask Senorita Dani to translate that, hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – We also have our books out in PORTUGESE. Truly a “rainbow pimp” I BE as I was once called, hehe. By none other than Tyrone Eric Milakuwhat Blanks, the CHAT-MASTER EL SUPREMO!