Yeah, that Bozo you’re referring to initially left a comment to the order of “The Author doesn’t look like he’s ever trained (which is the most utterly retarded thing to say anyway!) so I’m not going to buy his book” – and then complained about “Rahul only wants 5 star reviews” (which is obviously completely inaccurate since I just want GENUINE and honest reviews, as I keep saying). Apparently before that he left “another review”, though I never did see that. According to him Amazon deleted it. No idea what happened to the second one (but I called him out on it multiple times) – and then #3 is what you see how where he whines about price, and the book being a handful of pages or some such rubbish, and then of course, “the same person who is giving the books 5 star reviews”.

Obviously for one he hasn’t seen the testimonials page on the site where there are tons of people saying the same thing! (and now that I’ve set it up such that the system i.e. those that pay on the site directly allows you to review a product via a link sent through the purchase receipt, you’ll see more people post great reviews “by and by”) …

And obviously he’s one of the nutjobs for whom “its only and all about price, and nothing else”. This sort of person irritates me like few others do, but we discussed that before, haha.

His issue is that “only one person” gave the five star reviews, not so much the review itself (there is no way one can argue with the logic behind your reviews – impeccably done, even if I say so myself, and the HONESTY shines through which I really, really want – and love!) . . .

But yeah, this is a huge problem with Amazon and other book sites. They let the troll reviews stay (even Bozo Schofield reviews where he hasn ‘t even BOUGHT the books) and yet – they remove the “reply to author” (for the review) link (which if you recall is how I first contacted you on Amazon) because they’re too worried their customers will “go direct to the source”!

So, the only thing we (you, I, and the other DOERS) can do is to keep calling these morons out for what are i.e. lunatics – – and keep driving home the fact that REAL reviews are the ones that need to be considered – and as you’re doing regularly (and a huge THANK YOU TO YOU for that!! :)) leave honest, unbiased and genuine reviews which help everyone concerned!

And, that my friend encapsulates my thoughts on the above.

But I forgot to omit, the trolls do make for great sales, hehe. Especially Bozo Blow the Hockey field Schofield.

And on that note, he signed up for the site yet again. His email went straight to junk and with the new layout my guys have, I couldn’t even open it.

Poor guy, hehe.

But anyway, he signed up with three names.

One being “Bozo Schofield”.

Two, “the Oxford Bozo”

And three, and here he copied and pasted some email address he found on the INternet from Oxford “Post graduate Bozo” and the name was “20 K Pound (I dont have the symbol apparently on my keyboard) in public welfare”.

Well, well, well.

First off, the public welfare part.

Based upon what I’ve seen of those fat ladies and others getting out of Caddy’s and long ass Lincolns, gleaming with gold everywhere lining up for their welfare checks, that part may or may not be true.

Of course, with the Bozo, and him being in the UK etc he’s probably gotten some poor doll to finance him – either in his imagination or reality.

I suspect it’s the former, hehe.

When it happens in reality though, and it has with fat Filipinas in the past that I wouldn’t touch with a nine foot you know what (the Bozo loves ’em though) – it didnt last long before they booted him out.

Hence, the deportations from first China, then the Philippines, and now he’s infesting Ole Blighty apparently.

(Poor Charles, who financed his trip back – he never did return his money – to be expected. What a dolt!)

(2500 GBP he stole from him, then I believe another 2k from some gal “Roya” he keeps blathering on about – then God only knows what from who).

Poor Oxford. LOL. I wonder if they even know!

But the 20 k brought back a great, great memory – and this again isn’t mentioned in the book on fitness recollections which the Bozo trolled (of course, hehe).

I really think it’s time for Volume 2 of that book, given all the memories I’ve been talking about as of late!

But anyway …

A girl once gave me one of those funny little Xiaomi wrist bands.

It was supposed to track how many steps one took per day.

She claimed she was “overweight and needed to lose weight”.

Was she?

I don’t know, a little round and soft I suppose, but she was damn cute!

She sold some wierd looking sea animals and other stuff. I think, at least. That place had a strange smell to it for one!

But I asked her what it was, and she gaily took it off, and giggled.

“Here, you try it!”

I wore it for a day.

Was late at night that time, so I went to bed.

Next morning, I woke up, and it was off to the HILL.

A three hour or so jaunt with tons of pull-ups and stretching.

Come back home, took a shower, oh wait.

I had to take the damn band off.

So I did.

And at 11 AM in the morning, it showed me 20k steps plus …

Now THAT my friends is real fitness!

How many of you can lay claim to doing that day in and day out, day in and day out – amongst other things?

Not in your imagination, as the Bozo does (I’ll post his review soon –  it’s hilarious – his “sh-view” I should say).

Given the size of his massive paunch, the only walking the Bozo ever did was from “el coucho – el commodo – el beer store and of course when he could mooch free BBQ off people”, but that’s IT.

(In fact the only movement I ever recall him making other than the above was getting out of taxis and scratching his hairy “wooly mammoth like” paunch when he wanted another drink)

I pity all said destinations. LOL. And people!

But really, 20 k steps a day.

Without even breaking a sweat, or thinking about it …

Now THAT be a recollection – – for the AGES!!

And that, my friend is that.

Last, but not least – as for the Bozo “shviews” – thats why I keep asking YOU genuine buyers – folks – if you’ve bought something – DO leave a review. 

Because, and my fingers weary of saying this, if YOU don’t – the Bozos will! 

For some reason, people – myself included – can be a little “lax” on this one.

Hey, I get it. I buy products, love ’em – and use ’em – but the review “slips out of mind” for whatever reason.

But, a little bit of attention on that front would ensure REAL reviews are up as opposed to just “Bozos from so called Oxford’s” reviews.

And I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pick up the book on fitness recollections HERE.

PS #2 – Here is the review the Bozo posted on the book (as John said, if nothing else, the very fact it pissed him off should be enough to make YOU guys buy it) –

Terribly written by a deluded author

As I am studying postgraduate at Oxford University, where we have discussed all literature being of equal value, I decided to purchase this. What a mistake. Utter drivel.

Well, all butts seem to be equal at “Ass ford”, I will say that much … LOL.

Poor Bozo.

But get the book now – it truly is worth it – but wait, before I go – more fun on the way, hehe.

PPS – But really, the jewel in the crown of Bozo’s reviews is for the book on pull-ups – the book which will truly turn you in the SUPER STUD youve always wanted to be at pull-ups, but never HAVE.

Terrible trash for tom toms, he goes (the title) …

The author claims to share how he can be a stud, I thought I would try it.

RM – And yet, there he is (Bozo) throwing “2K” (not 20 – without the zero) at old ladies in China desperately wanting a sniff of their whiffy backsides .. LOL. Poor guy!

My days would start at 3am with me walking 20 miles a day, and doing 25 laps of the swimming pool at the complex.

RM – well, at least he had the initiative to copy and paste it off an email I sent … LOL. 

Trust me, any pool the Bozo got in – it would have NO water left. Reminds of me of a tiny little pool I once had in an apartment complex I lived in which was big enough for ONE person alone, and that was that, hehe. 

The rest of the time, I was doing volunteer work or working with the local authorities. I was just a typical Tom Tom!

RM – Well, he got the latter part right, at least. As for the authorities, they did get tired of him eventually, but I believe I covered that .. 

I wanted to be a stud like Rahul

RM – “kisses”. Then again, Glyn loves men kissing him “French Style”. Ugh! I better not even GO there, even in jest.

Brings to mind a lady who when I met her, the first thing she did was KISS me. I jumped back about two rows, and she glared at me. Well, she “looked at me” up and down. 

“Relax! Thats what we do in France!” 

Well, the dame was right there, hehe. 

who has no friends or sex life.

RM – The Bozo doesn’t. True again. Lots of “self projection” going on! LOL

Sure enough, the book was utterly drivel. I asked for my money back but Rahul launched into a campaign of threats. He is obviously a loner and we hope he will get help.

RM – Poor guy. LOL. Its obvious he never even bought the book, and it’s even more glaringly obvious that if he did, Amazon would be the one “refunding” – which they don’t to Bozos anyway, hehe. 

The truth does HURT – especially for Bozos.

HA!

Anyway, get the book now my friend. If you’re even in the least bit interested in getting better at pull-ups – YOU – will – LOVE IT!!

(Oh, and I think the Bozo got the above two books mixed up while on his bender writing those “pearly jewels of wisdom” and dreaming about pearl necklaces most likely. Ugh!)