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Now, for the politically and overly sensitive, no, I’m not saying cowboys are “bumpkins”.

Even the ones Schofield hangs out with, hehe. “Brokeback cowboys” (and Glyn, of course, is broke in other regards too, hehe).

Or was it Brokeback Mountain the Bozo loves?

Humps, mountains, and more for the BOzo, but for me?

Gawar Papa was what my so lovely S.O. once told our daughter while I was stuffing my gourd with a food so simple my wife asked “why I just wanted to eat that, and without any vegetables, condiments and such”.

Indian food tends to be eaten with all of that, and curry etc – I didnt want any.

Just the flatbread, I remember telling her.

And she gave me veggies, but I hardly ate any.

And she giggled to my daughter – “Gawar Papa“.

It means, country bumpkin or something like that in Hindi, but guess what.

I’m not just happy with the tag.

I love it.

And I’d be called that any day over city slicker or what not.

I’d rather eat REAL food than the crap served at 5 star hotels, and their tiny servings they charge a fortune for.

I’d rather do REAL exercises the way the old timers did without chrome and fern.

And most of all, and probably this is the second reason (I’m using Indian English, if you can spot it, hehe) – – my WORKOUTS.

When I squat in my patented style, my wife (or SO, depending upon how you look at it) laughs at me.

“What a bumpkin!” 

When I eat – well, I mentioned that.

When I do GORILLA grip – and other such exercises – something similar!

And in all cases? 

I smile and nod. 

And I say “Yes Ma’am”. 

Like Bozo Schofield so wants to say.

Poor chappie.

But, thats that my friend.

Id rather be real – so I am!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – The old timers knew way more about FITNESS and secrets to REAL fitness than the idiots today do, including the Bozos wanking around on bench presses and what not. Drop the pretense now, friend. Start learning the real secrets to lifelong strength, health and FITNESS from the inside out HERE.

PS #2 – Oh, and oldtime secrets to that x 10 – Isometric and Flexibility Training. 

Back soon!  (so says “cowboy from TX “as I keep getting called, and the Bozo confuses it with AK, lol).

PPS – No 1205 reasons, or 1025, hehe. Thats the #1205 name on that lovely list of names I’ve been called, and I’m luvin it!