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Well, well, well .

I was wondering where Schofield the nutjob had disappeared, and just as I was finally going to put him into the “idiots to be forgotten” memory banks – he showed up.

Never one to disappoint is Glyn Schofield (or is that time of the month when the bi weekly welfare checks or what not run out? LOL. I wouldn’t know …)

But anyway, a curious email address “Oxford Bozo in Brum” (and something to do with “unleased”) signed up, got put into junk instantly based upon IP and it was only after digging I found it.

(I’ve no doubt Bozo will try and change his IP now, hehe. Maybe thats why we didnt hear from him for so long).

(Or maybe he’s busy posting reviews LOL).

Anyway …

I gotta confess, I had no idea what “Brum” was.

Seems to be an old TV series about an old vintage car – a kids show from what I gather, but thats all I saw from the brief Google I did.

But anyway, this reminded me of two things I’ve been meaning to write to you about!

One, these two courses – Jump Rope Mania! And Kiddie Fitness – are GREAT courses both for you – and yours kids!

And they’re both pretty popular these days, which given the inane lockdowns etc everywhere that never end, kids stuck at home one day then out the next, then back in purgatory the next … it never ends, eh.

Kids are going INSANE, which is one of the reasons (apart from the mass killing this virus did, apart from the hell the Chinese planned and unleashed (curiously the Bozo used that word in his email) on US) I keep calling the Chinese out on this one.

This pestilince China exported to the ROW – UGH.

But anyway …

Jumping rope is a great way to stay fit for ADULTS.

For whom I originally wrote that book.

And Kiddie Fitness is not just a great way to stay fit for kids.

It’s a great way for ADULTS Too, trust me, because most adults cannot do more than a few seconds of some of what is being taught in that course.

Most kids do a better job.

Back to jumping rope though – the exercise Mike Tyson, and any great through the ages has used extensively to build legs of STEEL – massive thighs – ripped calves (and muscular DIAMOND shaped calves) – and stamina like nothing else – and lose WEIGHT like nothing else?

That exercise is great for kids too!

Kiddie Fitness has a lot of great exercises, but I don’t believe I mentioned jumping rope in there. Jump Rope Mania! teaches you jumping rope from beginner – advanced (though there is more I have not put out as yet) …. but, it doesnt specifically talk about kids.

And it brought back to mind the times I taught my daughter to jump rope – fun times!

Getting the “flick” of the wrist down pat.

Getting the rope “over” the first time.

Believe me, these are all things ADULTS need to learn too!

Kids usually pick it up way faster, because they “want to do” as opposed to adults for whom it’s a chore.

And if you think you’re a “phat phock” and can’t do ’em “because you’re too big”?

After the great email I got from the unsung hero John Walker, I was thinking about the idiots that say that about pull-ups – sprints – and jumping rope.

I mean, how stupid is this – picture someone saying “my girl is slim (when she ain’t) – and I’m a “big guy” so I can’t sprint up the hill as fast as her”.

Some of the most profoundly moronic and idiotic statements ever made.

I wrote about it before …

To boil it down – ah, but that post should tell you.

And same thing for pull-ups, jumping rope etc.

Anyway, point of this – get your kids started jumping rope NOW, my friend. Few better activities for them to do other than “upside down training” as it were.

And as for you, the adult, get cranking on both the above – and a bit of Kiddie Fitness with your kids as well, hehe.

I’ll be back!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – For those of you that do digital downloads (indeed most of you prefer digital, which is great!!) – DO leave a review via the link youll get in the email sent to you with your purchase. Remember, honest is what counts – not the “stars” or what not. Thank you!

PS #2 – “Brum” had an old decrepit car I believe? I dont know, but I think it’s the same as the Bozo once ran into a wall when drunk or stoned or both, then jumped bail set by the “Magistrate” and hoofed it to China, and was shit scared they’d “get him there”. I remember many a conversation with him about how he wouldn’t last a minute in the slammer, and he wouldn’t, hehe. He’s just “their” type if you know.

But anyway, even he would do great with a bout of jumping rope – shake it – lose it (even if you’re at “elephantine” status now)

(I wonder if he’s been to the revamped Rolls Royce of Fitness page. I’ve no doubt he hasn’t. I’ve no doubt he will when he sees this bleary eyed and what not. And I’ve no doubt YOU, the serious fitness trainee should as well, my friend! – – truly the BEST from a TRUE “master of his craft, Rahul Mookerjee”!)