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Nah, not the redoubtable Ann Lee I met all those years ago – a girl that literally and figuratively gave me – you know what ?

A solid kick to the seat of the pants, hehe.

When I needed it the most!

Luckily I wasn’t the Bozo. I’d have creamed my you know what if she had hit the “spot” if you get my drift!

Nah. Hehe.

She did it playfully, but I’ll always remember her for awakening the sleeping fitness monster – and the sleeping genius by proxy years later …

There would be no 0 Excuses Fitness without Ann Lee’s kick up the backside all those years ago, no super fit Rahul teaching YOU how to get in the best shape of your life.

Then again, who knows!

We cannot run away from our destiny. Our dreams and goals chase US, as Jeff Bezos rightly said, not the other way around!

So maybe a different Miss – or Mrs would have shown up! Hehe.

Anyway, the Miss Lee here isn’t Ann.

It’s a Nazi feminist I’ve brought up SEVERAL times – LOTS OF TIMES!

Who is that, you might ask?

Well, go HERE. Or, HERE. Or HERE! Or, HERE …

Those links, especially the last one, should be enough to tell you why I put her squarely in the Nazi feminist bracket.

Because, quite frankly, she IS.

Anyway, since the Bozo showed up this morning, she did too. Hehe. Perfect Match!

Here’s the latest from here – –

I started working out in 2017, struggling to build a consistent habit out of it because it pains me so much. I keep telling people how much I hate exercise and I just force myself to do it.

Then it hit me the other day:

???? ?? ??’? ??? ???? ??????? ?? ???????? ???????? ???? ????? ?? ???? ????? ??? ?

If I tell myself exercising is the thing I enjoy doing the most, would that make a difference?

Charles Manson said: ?????? ?? ?? ???? ????!
Might not be an appropriate quote but he does have some point.

What are the limiting beliefs that are holding you back? Time to get rid of them!

Such utter BS again.

This limiting belief thing is yet another piece of garbage the self help gooooo roooos Tom Tom up and down until the cows come home.

Along with the “focus on yourself first!” “It’s ok to be lazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeee” nonsense they keep talking about all the time!

Apparently the path to success is beset with roses – nice fragrant ones like Bozo Schofield loves, as opposed to a thorny, hardly, if ever trodden path which most people wouldn’t dare to even step on.

“It pains me so much”.

RM – No pain, no gain, hon. It pains me though to see how STUPID some people are – and can be!

I keep telling people how much I hate exercise and I just force myself to do it.

Well, maybe you’d be better off shutting your trap and just doing it anyway …

Not like anyone’s interested in your whiny crap other than Scofield wannabe’s …

???? ?? ??’? ??? ???? ??????? ?? ???????? ???????? ???? ????? ?? ???? ????? ??? ?

If I tell myself exercising is the thing I enjoy doing the most, would that make a difference?

Gee Whiz, Chloe, what if!

Why not just give yourself what Ann Lee gave me – literally – a kick to the seat of your PANTS? (probably dirty, another post of her says she never does laundry for ages “because it’s one of those things no-one will notice”. UGH).

(She should hire Glyn. Hed do it for free, hehe).

But this thought BS –  I mean, come on.

The thought of dreading exercise.

I mean, why would someone make such a stupid excuse for not doing the thing anyway?

Or, to skirt the fact that she’s a lazyass, and therefore, hates any sort of physical or even real mental activity?

And no, telling yourself in that idiotic manner won’t make you “want to do it”. It’ll just drive you int he opposite direction.

It’s about DEEP DESIRES!

THE FIRE YOU LIGHT UNDER YOUR ASS!

THAT – my friend – is what gets things moving!

There’s a reason its mention on the “Barnstormer Shoulders” sales page.

And that compilation for both of my bestselling books on handstands and handstand pushups will truly turn you into a RAGING BULL STALLION, my friend – chances are if you think right, even if you’re a blobbly mess like Bozo Schofield is “belly to toes” (no wonder he struggles to find his pecker, hehe) (here’s the exact link – though the last one is great too – When your woman thinks you’re too little . . . (rahulmookerjee.com)) … so long as you think right and DO – THIS is the compilation that will turn you into a ROARING, raging, BUCKING STALLION – a force of Nature to be reckoned with – that is UNSTOPPABLE – truly!

Check it out NOW, my friend. Truly great value for the price I’m offering it at!

And of course, my world famous “jewel in the crown” as even the Bozo himself said (and if the trolls say it, you know it’s good and then some, hehe) compilation on pull-ups along with – goes with it like butter on toast (no jelly please, I’ll leave that to Bozo “Buttling” Schofield to “buttle” up).

I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee