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Friend,

I was going to write to you about “why sometimes complaining is not just required, it’s of the ESSENCE”.

Maybe we’ll get to that below!

But in response to THIS email I wrote about how woke will be the DEATH of us all …

I got a one line responses from Charles along term and great customer.

“Your emails are as entertaining as they are sensical.”

Hey …

What can I say, bro! Hehe.

For a minute there I thought “nonsensical”, hehe.

Which would be fine too – hey – honest feedback is what I just absolutely LOVE. Folks, write BACK! Your comments, feedback, training , all of it – write back – I love hearing back from HONEST FOLKS lik eYOU!

After all, we’re doing all this for YOU …

It also reminds of me what my father (back when we were still on “speaking terms”) told me about my emails to him from the China factory

(Dad , despite his “outward reluctance” against China actually rather liked the place when he went there. He never said it. But I know it! I won’t get into why here, hehe).

But anyway he said the same thing.

“Yes, it’s entertaining!”

(when I asked him what the emails – or the “stories” – sounded like).

“Rahul, you gotta tell stories”, my Marine buddy once told me.

Hey man.

I’ve been doing it naturally ALL MY LIFE!

What folks train for – what folks pay big bucks to learn from me i.e. put pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard, and make BIG money by doing so – I’ve been doing naturally since I was born.

I can teach YOU how to do it too!

It ain’t a gift that “I was born with either” – it’s something EVERYONE – can do – if they LEARN.

True, some things are natural.

Some people, like Trump (and yours truly) for instance, are natural marketers x 100.

We just do it naturally without thinking!

Therein lies the essence of successful sales, my friend. All encapsulated along with the tips in the book!

And, there’s another thing.

You gotta be ENTERTAINING – not a boring rum dum from Brum.

Infotainers, friend, earn the biggest bucks – and why?

Because, well … ah, but lets recant the famous and free lesson Training Day gav eus all!

Rookie cop walks in for his Training Day with Alonzo, whose reading the newspaper in his cranky mood.

Every time rookie speaks, Alonzo tells him (not politely, hehe) to “bugger off and leave him alone”.

“Can I read my paper”.

Thank you!

Rookie can’t stop from talking.

Alnozo finally has enough.

“Aite, he goes”.

“Tell me a story!” he asks rookie. 

I dont know any stories, goes Ethan Hawke “Jake”.

“No?”

“I’ll tell you a story”, says Harris. (so far apart from the other Harris we all know it ain’t even funny, hehe).

“You know what this is” he points to the newspaper and asks.

It’s a newspaper.

It’s 90% bullshit, he goes. 

You know why I read it? 

Because it’s entertaining! 

You won’t let me read it, he goes.

So YOU entertain me with YOUR bullshit! 

Note he said 90%, hehe.

If you’re a Bozo and Tom Tom with 100% plus proof B.S. people can smell from a mile away they’ll run in the opposite direction.

Other hand, ENTERTAIN – or INFO-TAIN – and have muscle behind the bluster – and you’ll make it – all the way to the BANK. Hehe. Laughing at that.

Look at even someone like Jeff Bezos, what they’re doing now with “Blue Origin”.

They’re tearing apart Elon Bozo Musk’s Tom tommed space shuttle or whatever that monstrosity is on social media.

And they’re not quite doing it Rahul Mookerjee style, or Trump style.

Jeff’s the exact opposite as a person.

And so, theyr’e doing it Jeff style with FACTS, but done in a different way from Amazon’s usual understated statements!

Jeff Bezos is the smartest motha alive. Hehe.

Notice how he NEVER makes any political statements of any nature – unless it’s something he won’t cop flak for.

HEy.

Amazon sells to everyone!

Hehe. And that says it all …

Anyway, where was I.

Some cases where you SHOULD be complaining was supposed to be this email ..

Woke is one case.

A country purporting itself to be a superpower, yet hasn’t quite grasped the concept of home delivery for everything and “dumpsters” to throw your trash in (yeah, yeah, I know. “This is India! Leave if you dont like it!” – I also know THIS (I was told this this morning) “This is China! Leave if you dont like!” – but doe sthat SOLVE the problem??? I dont think so! SOLUTIONS, not jingoism! and in some cases, they’re so damned SIMPLE AND EASY TO IMPLEMENT!) …

On that note, I’ll never forget what a cabbie from Hong Kong once told me about China.

“Japan velly velly good, China velly velly bad!”

He was ethnic Chinese (cantonese).

Amazing what not just Gorilla Girl Sophia, but the majority of the Chinese public REALLY think and feel about the CCP. I’ve got my FINGER ON THEIR PULSE (I ain’t even being melodramatic there, it’s true).

Of course, the Tom Tom’s jumped up.

Cicy –

“If he don’t like China, he can leave, no need take our resource”.

Brilliant, Cic-P.

(she’s a low level member, but won’t tell anyone).

But she’s also a great gal and has helped me in the past with China immigration etc.

But really, a discussion with a cabbie about the bad things in China and good too, and thats what she’s gotta say.

Like, I dont like Liberals in General.

But Anthony Blinken was spot on when he said a confident nation FACES it s problems and fixes them – as opposed to idiotic “sweeping under the rug” as above or Jingoistic Boozy Bozo like Tom Toms claiming “all is well” when the polar opposite is the fact and true.

Anyway …

What I responded to Charles, you ask.

Hey Bro!

For a minute I thought I read “nonsensical” – LOL!!

Sensical, thats a new one, hehe, I don’t know if you meant “sensible”?

But yeah, this madness! It’s gotta stop – I mean, think about it – thieves being Tom Tommed as “being right” and those being robbed are “wrong” – I mean, really, give me a break, hehe.

How are things back home??

Cheers

Rahul

Hehe.

He just replied!

Talk about LIKE MINDS!

Nah, I meant sensical, even though that and sensible can pretty much be used interchangeably. (lol) I threw you a curve ball, but I also knew you would catch it! Haha. So far all is well even as the world gets crazier by the day. The type of training you promote is more important than ever. It builds fighting strength, survival strength. And can be done anywhere at anytime. No gym needed! You are the gym!

I’ve always been great at catching curveballs – and playing Dodgeball when I need to, hehe.

Hey. What can I say, bro! 😉

I was going to end this email – but what he’s saying?

SPOT ON!

So far all is well even as the world gets crazier by the day. The type of training you promote is more important than ever. It builds fighting strength, survival strength. And can be done anywhere at anytime. No gym needed! You are the gym!

HELL YEAH!

THAT is what I BE talking about.

CHARLES – THAT is where it’s at!

Animal Kingdom Workouts, Pushup Central – all of it!!!!

On that note, Charles, if you’re reading this – and you likely are – DO send in an Amazon review for Pushup Central, would be greatly appreciated!

Or, you could use the Google links I’ve been sending out in my sensical ramblings, hehe.

But he’s right, friend.

Now’s the time to FIGHT. BIG TIME!

The sheeple dont know it. They never would.

But YOU, the reAL MAN AND DOER needs to STAND UP AND FIGHT!

For you. (and YOURS!!)

FOR EVERYTHING YOU CONSIDER VALUABLE AND DEAR TO YOU!

Your family.

Whats right.

And so forth.

And you can ONLY do that by being in the best of shape both mentally and physically. Do so, and you’ll not only survive whats to come, but THRIVE – I’ve been saying it for a while, and so says again yours truly “seer”.

Amitabh Bachan and Akshay Kumar rolled into one, I was once called sarcastically. Hehe.

I might well be!

I’ll take Stallone though, hehe.

Or, being the Honorable PM of Delhi… Hehe.

Anyway …

Last, but not least folks, remember two things –

One, I extended the Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness because Irwin from Ireland asked me to for a few days. So it’s extended, but please, hurry – I’m not going to have it up there forever. The longer I have it up there, the less kicks up the ass I give myself to complete the last remaining section, so I want it DONE and gone very quick, so the book can come out, even I’m waiting with BATED BREATH FOR THAT one, truly a MEGAMOTH like you ain’t never seen before, trust me on this one!!

And two, send in your photos training Rahul Mookerjee “real man” style, and I’ll post ’em in the doers section.  (with a brief blurb too, please, thank you).

And, everyone who sends in something – $50 discount off your next sit purchase!

Alright, I’ve been babbling sense for way too long, hehe.

back soon!

BEst,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I’ll always remember Sunny Deol in Damini.

The baddies keep Tom Tomming him as talking “nonsense”.

Finally, he has enough.

Raises one finger, and yells like a banshee, like only Sunny “Dangar ki tarah” (my wife said that) (Dangar means a bull?? I dont know!) can (I love Sunny! Great actor, solid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) (and his pushups – will and can never forget) …

” I am talking SENSE!”

(said while face was red, one RAISED, QUIVERING, forefinger in the other person’s face) …

So true, bro. So true.

Anyway, funs over, now I better get to the work of putting in links in this masterpiece. Hehe.

PPS – Some more sensical and sage advice from yours truly, and what I wrote back to the great Charles Mitchell –

Hey Charles,

Yeah, I know what you meant, hehe. All good on that one!

Good to know you’re doing well bro. Keep training hard – as you and I know, it will be very sorely needed in the very near future as it all goes to HELL. Flip side, and positive thing? Those that survive will truly tHRIVE ONCE AGAIN!

Sure wish the world in general would get out of the defeatist Bozo Mindset, but hey, what I can say. Sometimes, you can lead the horse to water, but you cannot prod it to actually drink …

And yes- that is what is the essence of all this – real man training – and nothing but your own bodyweight needed!

Stay “panic free” (I know you are, hehe) – – – and also, DO leave a review or two on Pushup Centraland Battletank Shoudlers on Amazon, or even google or what not – as you know, even if not “5 star”, all always helps!!

Cheers

Rahul

PPS #1 – Now that I’m about to hit send ont he email, I was wrong. Hehe. I’m not a huge Bollywood guy, but I remember, it wasn’t the baddies that bawled

Stop this bloody nonsense! (at Sunny in the movie)

(when Sunny had him in tangles with questions he couldn’t answer, and KNEW he was wrong on) – between a rock and a hard place

It was a “good guy” who (in the movie) was a Bozo (but in rea life he was anything BUT a bozo. REAL MAN!!! We all miss you, Rishi!)

…

I AM TALKING SENSE!

Sage!