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I’ve always had liver issues – for MOST of my life.

One, genetics – apparently I’m genetically more pre-disposed to “riboflavin” or whatever the … ah, “Bilirubin” it is that too high levels of mess up the liver.

Of course, everyone chose to ignore that (in my immediate circle”.

He drinks beeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr. We gotta sTOP HIM!

So the chorus went.

How well did that work when I was forced to, partner (or you tried)?

HA!

But anyway …

Docs Tom Tommed all sorts of silly medicine up and down.

I was even told by a phat Focker Doctor “to not swim” “because it taxes the liver”.

If there ever was more idiotic and crap advice a doctor gave, I’m yet to hear it.

Of course, being he himself famously probably did zilcho exercise, I get it.

Then you have docs that order gallons of whiskey while on the phone (while patients are waiting) then give the patients a lecture about healthy living.

And the sheeple buy it, of course.

“Doctor said, Mommy!” 

Hell, even Mommy buys it in some cases!

But anyway.

Its often caused issues when applying for certain types of visas etc (I’ve applied for a lot).

I was once denied an “immigrant visa” – well, not denied, but the application was put on hold so I could “fix my liver”.

Or get a biopsy or all the rubbish they wanted.

Hey.

I was young, wild and 24, had NO good advice to listen to.

Only advice I had?

Go to the doc!

Which I did NOT want to do, because, well…

As I told Uncle Bob then,

“If they really want you” .. 

Or that was his reply when I bitched about it and was like, it ain’t hardly life threatening either is it.

Anyway …

This silly medicine thing – dont get me wrong  meds are required sometimes.

My old landlord for one, he’s asked me to import some for him, since they ain’t freely available in China – at least not the ones we consider normal.

But of course, tell the Tom Tom’s how yours truly fat phocker with genetic issues overcame his issues?

Of course, they’ll Tom Tom and hem and haw and nigh and sigh and nod their little heads up and down …

…. Before whining about medicine again, as a certain person did in one of the WeChat groups I adminster.

I Responded with a saucier version of what I just said.

Two people jumped the group. Hehe.

I’ve no doubt a flurry of comments is coming in right about now as I write this.

But I dont get it, friend.

Folks are ready to spend big bucks on the following –

Fancy ass medications.

Repeated doctor – and chiro visits.

Repeated visits to the “general physician” .

The Jim, of course.

And of course, stuff their gourds like it’s goin gout of style, and drink and party every night … spend big bucks on that.

When you tell them to spend a fraction, a tiny fraction of the amount of that – to save their asses – the way I did?

Like, less than $250, which is less than the average Tom Tom spends in a bar in a month I’d bet.

They balk.

It isn’t alway sbecause of price either …

Though yes, some of it is idiotic whining about price – its boils down to this.

People are just fucking LAZY my friend for the most part.

Like, learn how to breathe right.

ANd learn how to workout right.

Both last for a lifetime.

Better than anything else ever could.

And yet …

Ah well.

If you’re on the right side of this, well, the Rolls Royce of Fitness is for YOU.

If not, well …

BEst,

Rahul Mookerjee