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Just got this in my Inbox, and it’s so effing STUPID I had to share it.

Hiya @0excusesfitness !!

I trust you are having an awesome week!

I have been wanting to make contact with you since a while now. I discovered your Instagram profile the other day and thought you will be eligible for our Organic Growth Program for Potential Instagram Influencers (or OG-P2I as we refer to it). This program gives organic Instagram growth (through manual outreach) without any automation in the slightest degree.

As the maxim goes if a picture is worth 1000 words, a video is definitely worth a million. So in order to make it easier, we have created a video demonstration describing our service. I would thank you for your time if you could please watch it and see if that’s something that would help you.

Would you be interested in organic and manual Instagram growth? Please tell me and I’ll email you more info along with the video demo detailing our service model.

Your IG profile rocks. Continue to keep publishing great posts!

Thanks so much! Wishing loads of good vibes and buckets of good luck. 🙂

Best wishes,
Joseph

PS – Writing out this e-mail on my phone so please pardon if I’ve committed any typos. I have a fat thumb.

Clearly this jackass, and others that keep sending me this utter tripe didnt notice that (oh, Bozo Schofield never did notice it either – remember him? He’s gone completely silent as of late, hehe, after he realized he was fighting a WAR he could never and never WILL win – that guy, you know, Bozo Blow the Hockey Field Schofield . . . )

(or, he’s still got his nose up a cougar’s ass from last week. Ugh).

(Or standing forlornly with wang doodle in hand waiting for the welfare check that says “Glyn Schofield, bozo and troll el SUPREMO”).

Jahapanah, Tussi GREAT HO! 

(don’t worry. He’ll be doing the Tony Greig version of the above very soon, and by the way, Tony and Bozo? PLEASE! Tony was a great – a real great!

The bozo, well … )

Anyway . . .

. . . that jackass and multitudes of others – HORDES of others didnt notice that I done stopped using Instagram and all social media last year.

Much like the idiots that pester me for web development and ignore the fact that Mr. IT is sitting right here . . . and he’s been there, and done exactly what these IDIOTS are doing . . .

As for the rest of it, it sounds so DAMNED FAKE and put together that I cannot even begin to tell you.

Vives, I mean vibes my ass.

This is FAKE x 10000.

Oh, and as if the above was not enough, the following was in his email signature.

Please do not print this email unless it is necessary. Every unprinted email helps the environment. Go green, don’t print. Because it’s good for the environment!

Right down to the green hat color . . .

Print?

Dude, no way.

Not unless I wanted a ream or one “page” of toilet paper, which I thankfully don’t. 

And why I mentioned this, along with the other idiot wanting to “float stuff up to my INbox” in the hope I’d read and contact him back?

Because of his inane “fat thumb” ending which anyone with half a brain since dumbphones were invented knows is fake.

NO, Joseph won’t get any free publicity in terms of his company either, although I should term it as ONE TO AVOID.

But anyway, jackasses aside, quick note.

Remember that the 0 Excuses Fitness System is not just a book.

It’s TWO books – one free with the other.

And it’s FIVE videos plus an intro video.

Lots of my great customers that are old fashioned like I am – haven’t quite cottoned to the fact that along with the paperback book and e-book, videos are there too!

This, barring a few short other videos (curiously the Bozo didn troll those despite having seen ’em) are the only videos I’ve ever done for fitness.

“Other activities”?

“Rahul, you’re going to be an Indian porn star!” as the MAN, the African Silver back Gorilla MARC said!

Hehe.

He was more right than he knew.

But that aside, remember – these videos are worth their weight in gold, and many of my customers have made it a #1 priority to get ’em – and if you’ve already bought the book off Amazon or what not, or the paperback from ME – then remember – there is a videos only option too.

And that my friend is what I wanted to tell you.

I have now.

Bac k soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – And folks, as always, DO, please, DO leave reviews. Genuine ones! The emails that you get along with your downloads have a link you can click to do so. Remember, I dont want four or five or any star – just HONEST REVIEWS!