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I got this a lot and still get it during my time in the PRC.

And especially back when (during the fleeting period) that I did the dancing monkey job most expats there these days, HATED it – threw away the T shirt -and yet got paid way more per hour than many of the wackos kissing ass currently do or have a dream of doing (unless they get their shyt together).

Assumptions, as the great, great Ben Settle once wrote about (years ago – and yes I WILL give credit where it’s due, and no, it ain’t because I “get something” for it – same reason I give credit to others when it’s due, because thats just how it is!).

Assumptions make an ASS out of YOU, not me, said Ben.

I shortened it to Assumptions = Ass-inine, and given the ongoing saga of Bozo Schofield and his silly infatuation with asses of all natures, shapes, textures, and forms – it just seemed appropriate – LOL.

But it reminds of me of what Charles, my former friend told me about “only whites can really speak English like the real deal“.

As assinine statement if there ever was one.

“I’d rather take Mexican food prepared by a Mexican than a white guy!” 

OK, but what if that white dude is a world class chef like Glenn, an Aussie buddy of mine is – and could cook it way better than say yours truly – Rahul Mookerjee – who while he can dish up tasty decent stuff if he truly wants to, is anything BUT a “chef au extraordinnaire”

Charles, curiously enough also told me the following about doing the dancing monkey gig “there’s no reason why you can’t do it”.

Well, Charles, I know that.

I done earned more than YOU per hour in it, so why wouldn’t I??

But he also made the above comments … and then, followed up with “you should embrace your Indian ness in the classroom” – and “you sound like a white man trapped in an Indian body” or some inane stuff along those lines.

Now, anyone thats done dancing monkey in the PRC knows it’s called dancing monkey for a good reason.

Because all they want there is “white faces” to play the goofball and then the student dictates to the teacher how they “Want to be taught”.

Not to mention it’s also one of the most expendable vocations out there, if you can even CALL it that.

Bozos and Bottom feeders galore, as my buddy from the Marines once put it (well, he said the latter – I said Bozos).

And he was right, and so am I.

“Because I AM right”, it brings to mind what he once told me, hehe.

Hey, he was!

But anyway, the asinine assumption in China and the Far East that “skin color” is the sole and only determinator for speaking good English or any English or superlative or what not is the stupidest thing ever, and it makes asses out of those thinking that way (the vast majority).

Especially when given Public Welfare Bozo Glyn’s own so called “native” accent which even a native with all the perenially and perpetually drunken slurring and Bozo sailor like speech would have great trouble understanding.

And guess what.

Lets take Charles’s statement about “white man trapped in an Indian’s body”.

Maybe Charles my dear former friend doesnt know that the first thing I tell people if and when asked the IDIOTIC question of where are you from over all else (such as you did) is , well, where I’m from.

Most don’t believe it.

With you, I simply said New York – the partial truth – because guess what, my friend.

I could FEEL there was something off.

Ask my friend from the Marines. Ask Marc the African Silverback Gorilla. Hell, even ask Bozo Schofield the idiot par excellence, and you’ll see I ain’t never made no bones about where I am from.

So says “el cowboy from El Texas”, as I have been called – and this time, that is SO SPOT ON!

But anyway, assumptions are INANE. And STUPID.

Bodyweight exercises only build endurance, huh?

Very well, lets see you do handstand pushups, or pushups, even get into the damn position and hold for a while.

Lets see you get into a fingertip pushup position and hold for 20 minutes, or TWO without collapsing.

Lets see YOU, BRO do these exercises for high reps – or even “5”.

And so forth.

I deal with this daily, and as I deal with another Bozo like email for “Why should I pay for this” – I gotta say this.

As for “why should I pay dude”, I should just redirect him to the equally Bozo like instance of the guy at Wal-Fart that claimed “English speakers shouldn’t charge to teach English because they “just learn it””.

The idiocy, my friend, is beyond levels that you could ever imagine ..

Anyway, all that aside, remember one thing. 

A membership to the Ship gets you PAST all the rubbish. All the TRIPE. All the IDIOCY.

You get access to everything I have, and will have – for ONE price.

So long as your membership stays active, you’ll never need to bother about finding decent fitness routines, that I’ll tell ya!

And as I sign off – I gotta say it.

JUST – friggin – DO IT, my friend.

The rewards in life go to the DOERS – not the stander by’s, wankers, price moaners, and assorted ass clowns.

Do, and reap, and thats all I gotta say about that.

PS – Read what DOERS had to say about my stuff here.