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Some of the emails I get are downright unbelievable, my friend.

Often times, I’m asked why I post ’em here.

Well, because they’re just so unbelievable for one …

Even for Bozo-nators who use automated bots to scour the Internet, and find keywords and then spam based upon that (I wonder if these Bozos knew I once in  past lifetime worked in a job just like that where “several” rungs below me, the guys did just what I’m referring to above in the hopes of getting new business)… I wonder just how they find yours truly in some regards.

More on that later.

First off, the discount – a LOT of you have taken advantage of it, and there are currently THREE Copies left of the “Fast and Furious Fitness” book – the ORIGINAL – the Collector’s edition that so many of you seem to want.

Well, there’s actually TWO left considering I’ll keep the last one for myself, most likely, as a great memory!

Or I might not, I dont know. But I think I will!

But anyway, it’s also leading to a lot of idiotic questions that are starting to irritate me and make me pull my hair out.

“Why is there a minimum order limit“, asks Paul (I wont mention further details since he asked “not to be named except for the first name”).

Well, because the purpose is to give you a discount, not the house for free.

And that discount has been very well received, so I’m going to pull it anytime – probably very soon – and DEFINITELY before the Apr 13 date I originally intended on pulling it.

So jump on your purchase NOW if you’ve been “holding off”.

In fact, I’m getting so sick of price wankers that I’m considering NOT doing one size fits all discounts in the future, and just doing ’em for people that email me directly and ask nicely.

We’ll see what happens in that regard.

Anyway, more on the wackos …

Shanked-In served this up to me yesterday.

Rahul, I see that you’re a health coach and would love to add you to my network of professionals. If you’re open to that let’s connect, Rahul. Sincerely, Name Chopped by Rahul

He was some guy that claims to help coaches scale 12x by paid something or the other.

I accepted his invite, and didnt say much. Always the polite guy am I!

Pat came the response, without me asking for it. (I didnt even reply to him)

Appreciate the connection, Rahul! Feel free to ask me any marketing related questions you may have.

So – F******* FAKE!

I can smell these Bozos for a mile away.

He might as well just come out and say he wants my cash – for something I do myself – and he clearly hasn’t bothered to read my profile in that regard either.

Health coach my ass …

Then this –

Hi

I am  Luke. can I ask you something?.Our factory specializes in producing various types of high-quality adult toys. Before, traders came to us to purchase and then sell them to the world. There are also many e-commerce sellers who come to us for long-term purchases. , This year our factory decided to directly find foreign partners and skip traders. Our price must be very advantageous. I can send brochures or provide samples, or you can provide design drawings for me to talk about proofing.

If you or your friends need to buy adult toys for sale, we can discuss possible cooperation. Of course, I hope to make friends with you first.

This is a wackjob from China, and they’ve picked up on TWO things as of late.

One, like they claim “they’re always too busy” – except when you send them money.

I’ve never failed to MARVEL as to how the Chinese in general will never chat to anyone at length, even those they consider romantic connections etc unless there is MONEY exchanging hands.

“We’re busy!”

Yeah. Twiddling your hands on the dumbphone , playing around with inane videos, listening to inane audios, but you’re too busy to get back to my comment except with a meaningless teaser of a small one line comment, too busy to listen to stuff that matters, and yet, if there’s money on offer, you’ll be the exact opposite all day long.

FAKE.

But they’ve picked up on the fact that a lot of us don’t appreciate being treated that way, so the idiots add this in their first line these days.

“We know you’re busy, so let us be direct and come to the point”.

Or some derivative – let me paste it.

Dear，

I know you are very busy, please allow me to be straightforward.

This is Chynalee, our factory specializes in the production of 3c digital products. Such as wireless charger, three-in-one wireless charger with night light, Bluetooth speakers, TWS earplugs, etc.

The three-in-one wireless charger with night light is very popular abroad now, can I send you the specific information of the product？

Clearly Chyna copied her name for somewhere and hasn’t bothered to figure out that I don’t need three in one wireless chargers.

Maybe Bozo Schofield needs one with his electric toothbrush that he uses as a dildo, and on that note, the adult product guy “just wanting to be friends first”.

Groan.

China, at least be ORIGINAL.

But I realize.

Copy Central can never be original … LOL. Not even in copying.

And that ends this one.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Again, remember two things – that discount which WILL end very soon. And two, the Fat and Furious ……..sorry, Fast and Furious, hehe book (but it WILL get YOU from FAT to FURIOUS if you do what is told in there) (furiously fit) Collector’s edition will NOT be available forever either.

Only while stocks last, so JUMP on this NOW, my friend! With the 30% discount, it truly IS a bargain grab. (while I’m still doing the discount which won’t last for a lot more time).

PPS – I guess I have Bozo ass loving on public welfare in UK Glyn Schofield (whose running away from the monkey job a certain Ada has got WAITING for him – I mean, dude, really. Get a LIFE for God’s sake … but yeah, thats too much to ask, I get it) to thank her for the ludicrious adult product inquiries. I mean, really, dude (I’m talking to Luke here). Do you see ANYWHERE “adult products” fit in here! Jeez!