Why Wacko Schofield mediates 108 times a day ..
- True tale, hehe.


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It’s funny . . .

They talk about meditation and stuff as being the “be all and end all of achievement ” i.e. “calm the mind”, and you’re done.

It’s true – and it’s the opposite too.

True as in if you do it the right way, its a great start!

I’ve spoken about a certain Sri Yantra before, I believe, which is the most scientific method of meditation there is, yet the Tom Tom’s and Bozos don’t even consider it, preferring the beads, chains, amulets crap (of course, anything that requires any concentration. Hehe. How could they!).

Third eye … not the one the Bozo likes…

ANyway, seerism with proof aside, here’s the thing.

That night when he was trashed, the Bobo was mumbling (Bobo seems to be right too, hehe) about some Indian girl “Pooja”.

Apparently also some weShat group “Bobo’s English corner”.

And apparently the Bozo, as he pulled me close to him (ugh, I remember the BREATH! Charles had fallen asleep, Bozo was wide awake as he tends to be in the early hours of the night staring at the full moon or what not, scheming, plotting) …

“Rahul, I’ll tell you something mate!” (and some nonsense about “dont tell Chuck”) (which I wouldn’t have anyway, dont know what Bozo was on)

OK, what.

And what poured out made me puke – almost.

Damn near.

Apparently he meditates and worships to Pooja (or he did back then) “108 times a day”.

He does so in the toilet, sitting in front of it if you can believe that.

Thats right.

Dont believe me?

Ask a certain Roya, she’ll tell you the tale of how the Bozo once took a huge dump in class – so drunk was he (I know he was drunk, but he was probably high as a kite too)…

Anyone with any knowledge of that dancing monkey school he worked at will…

They should hire bodyguards to keep Bozos away. Hehe.

Come to think ofit, the bodyguards would scoot too, hehe.

I couldn’t believe it.

I asked him again.

He then pointed me to a book which apparently he learnt it from.

Which is great, bu tthat book wasn’t entirely reality, it was fiction – well, mostly real, but mixed in with fiction.

Now, 108 is a magic number according to many.

Ancient cultures and what not, hence the writer probably put that in the book (and hence Bozo picked up on it, so devoted was he to kissing Poojas ass literally!) ..

But, all that aside…

Tell me one damn thing.

WHO is to say that 101 isn’t a great and equally lucky number?

Or 55?

Or 110?

Or, ONE?

Or, any number?

True, spiritual is one thing. Sometimes, some things mean something

But … most people dont know the S of spiritual and aren’t interested in learning.

Fair enough, but why not learn about your subconscious?

Essentially, one and the same thing.

Trust me, while there is magic in numbers, all the astro shastro, Vastu Shastu, and numerology crap – was all given to us by a human mind so deeply immersed in the subconscious that he performed miracles.

THAT is the key, friend, not necessarily 108…

Trust Bozo not to understand.

But you should, if you’re on this list, you’re smart … I’d say that, at least!

Not so much the “disinterested” lot, for those of you that are, kindly hit unsubscribe NOW.

But, my favorite number changes.

And today, it was 55 x 2 = 110.

Do these many pushups daily, with the right breathing, watch your life change..

Hell, do that many reps of anything, watch your life change…

And I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Connect, my friend – CONNECT!

With the inner YOU, the right way!

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