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I’ve been flirting with a certain “Nicole” all morning.

She’s been giggling resisting the urge to press “reply with facepalm emoticon“.

Women love ’em. Hehe.

But she’s doing the right thing.

While I dont necessarily need to chase her, I love the chase!

Thats what I love about LIFE.

Each new goal, accomplishing, surpassing – same thing with women in general!

And, thats what I just told her i.e. the part in the heading.

I also added this.

“It makes me feel extra special”.

Now, there are two reasons I told Nicole this – one I’ll tell you here, and the other, I best not. Hehe.

She’ll have my hide, I’m sure, if I do!

But anyway …

Sometimes, the idiotic replies I get.

On Twitter, I recently posted one of my old posts – somethign about training naturally.

No pictures, nothing, just the link.

Some Bozo, no doubt Bozo Schofield’s butt licking crony or something, replied back with two images.

UGh.

One was a micro weiner.

I wouldn’t post that here (tmi – but good part – ?)

You couldnt see the damn thing anyway, it was non existent!

Quite literally.

He was also, as I was talking to Helen the other day, “locked” in some sort of chastity device. Wonder how he flies, hehe.

It was pure metal (maybe Bozo Schofield could give him some tips) .

Come to think of it and given his long drunken rant the other day, that is likely the Bozo himself.

Except the other image?

Some German picture (writing was in German) of some steriod.

With German text (he wrote it) – is that small enough.

I dont know which one dude was referring to (or Bozo).

His small thang (which is zero to be honest, I didnt even know that sort of thing existed) – or  the “box which promises power”.

except, it does anything but in YOUR BOX!!!

Anabolic steroids, my friend, may give you puff buff bloat, but they REDUCE the size of your wanker, my friend – and the attached you know what’s.

Trust me on this one.

Bodybuilders have told me,  and many others have too.

Plus, you’ll get heart attacks, and the puff buff goes away to be replaced with “old lady wrinkle”.

Come to think of it, a certain Charles once made the comment about “you like them older with two kids”.

Well, without wrinkles he might add…. LOL.

And in solid, sexy SHAPE!

Hey. Cougar fitness?

(some of them cougars give you a great, great workout, hehe. Trust me!)

All covered in Animal Kingdom Workouts!!

But really, that response I got made me think.

Sometimes, it’s best to be ignored. Really, what folks think is beyond me!

Anyway, if YOU are or ever have thought about taking anabolic steroids, dont do it, friend.

Even if you could care two figs less about the man bits, it’s just not good for you.

Train naturally, the natural way, and what you “grow” will STAY with you.

And that, my friend – is that.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Here is where you can pick up the system that gives you the most, best and everlasting “T” here – The Rolls Royce of Fitness System!

Truly does PURR, it doesnt even meow!

Helps you get a ton of  meow tho, hehe,

(speaking of which, I’m pretty sure she’ll reply with “dont tease me, pls”.

Hey. I’m the ultimate tease, lol … )