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Trust me on this one.

In the movie, The Rock – the General famously tells the President in the movie and his advisors –

“You have 18 hours remaining, gentlemen! Transfer the funds – or BE PREPARED to REAP the WHIRLWIND!”

That movie is full of solid, climatic and uber dramatic scenes – UNBRIDLED MACHISMO too!

A great popcorn movie too, but I loved the movie.

SOLID movie, I thought, right down to Cage and Connery – both so perfect in their roles, especially Connery as the grizzled veteran and the General (I cannot remember his real name – Hummell in the movie) with the piercing blue eyes – true General style – looking at – and THROUGH YOU!

Anyway, thats nothing compared to …

A REAL ONE.

Its nothing compared to the Category 3 Hurricanes I routinely climbed mountains in, with trees falling all around me ?

Literally – I dont know if I put that in the book on recollections, likely not, likely the second Volume. So many more recollections to put in!

But … even that pales in comparison to …

Wail. Waaaaah!

I liteally feel like wailing, eyes screwed up like in a comedy movie I once saw where one of the heroes proudly Tom Tom’s his animal skin shoes, clothes, everything to a lovely girl in front of him … only to find out she’s rabidly “conservationist”.

And the tongue lashing she gives him – oh my!

It’s hilarious, dude starts crying thereafter.

“She reminds me of my Mama”, he goes, to a bit of a mortified father standing next to him who was hoping he’d talk marriage. HEhe.

He wasn’t that far off in many regards!

LOL.

…. anyway, even that?

Until you feel a Princess, my friend, literally YELLING at you – and I ain’t talking an adult brat here (that the Bozo so loves, hehe).

I’m talking getting a tongue lashing from an enraged Gorilla like 8 year old daughter (well, almost 8) – either in person or otherwise!

My ears are still ringing.

All I did was say “chocolate was trash”.

Hehe.

Not all of it is, but the colored candies and crap kids eat – not good!

I’ll never repeat that mistake again. Even the phone, as if on cue, went back to restarting randomly …

Whew!

Now THAT was a whirlwind. Hehe.

She was supposed to do some chores, of course, I dont think she’s done ’em. Hehe.

True Princess, and since Daddy puts up with all of it … Hey. What can I say!

But, she’s the star of Kiddie Fitness, so the occasional chocolate or more than it, hehe, is well deserved!

And, on that note – kids, my friend, right down to their BODILY GESTURES – and mannerisms -when they WANT something – are a classic example of VISUALIZATION and using the subconscious mind – almost instantly.

Sure, my daughter is almost past 8, so she’s no longer a wailing baby that needs “milk” every hour (so cute, hehe).

It truly was cute, I will always remember those days!

But … the way they gesticulate, yell, etc – even if the parents are “normal” and not “doting” – ever since a kid NOT get his or her own way in terms of buying stuff like that?

Or, putting stuff on Daddy’s credit card, hehe.

Some of them, of course, never grew up – in a bad way. Like the Bozo, but we ain’t talking him

And some kids of course never grew up – in a good way – yours truly. HEhe.

And we’re talking normal parents, not the abusive sort that truly  make me ANGRY (few things make me really mad, but thats one).

That book, my friend is truly something that your kids need – more so than the chocolates and candies you get from them all the time – I’m still Goggling looking at my expanding “cart” – and the credit card associated with it, hehe.

Anyway – carts, you say.

YOUR fitness cart, friend should contain two things –

One, ONE copy of the Collector’s Edition of Fast and Furious Fitness – not two anymore – one of them has been promised to someone “offline”.

And two, remember, the current price for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness will not last forever.

This, my friend, is a book that is truly one of the best ever – along with Pushup Central and Isometric and Flexibility Training, and all my outstanding manuals for that matter, all getting you in the best shape of your life.

It won’t make your shopping cart balloon either!

But, it’ll definitely add LESS girth to your ballooning waistline (for some of you, hehe).

And that, my brother, is that.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Classic dialog, eh.

“… or be prepared to REAP THE WHIRLWIND, gentlemen!”

CLASSIC!

PPS – Given whats going on in Afghanistan, and Biden’s whiny, “bend over backwards for nutwads” “concilatory” policies – as opposed to what is needed for terror mongerers i.e. STRICT red lines and a very strong deterrent policy – remember, you dont negotiate with nuts like the Teleban!! – I gotta say this.

WHAT … THE … FUCK!

I know people that served there.

And I’m sure theyre all thinking, so what was the point of all those wasted years in Afghanistan if the Teleban – Taliben – whatever it is is BACK in control?

What a mess, And Veterans, if you’re thinking that, I feel for ya, I truly do..

(and please, loony libs reading this dont give me the BS of “their country” , their rules – its insane how Libs are willing to put up with the exact opposite of what they want in their own countries in others for one aint it? Try putting a purdah on someone in the US, female, male, or what not – and see the backlash (rightly so!).

Iraq – YES, that as a mistake in my book… ole George got it wrong. (his oil holdings likely did not, hehe).

But the Teleban, give me a fucking break – you can’t have people flying planes into buildings and not expect retribution. Going in was the right thing to do, Trump was leaving – but the RIGHT way – now this mess….

And yes, it affects the whole world!)