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At the outset, I’ll say it.

I’m one of those rare jackasses that never “proposed” to a girl.

Never particularly went down on a knee to her.

Never did the flowers thing.

My dates have all included lots of groping around in the right places (how dare I, I know) and a ton of BEER (my wife told me before she started dating she’d “slap” someone who drank too much beer, or ANY beer, actually, and the first date? I Think she gorged on wings and I downed three bottles. Hehe).

Anyway, she DID slap my hand away in terms of the groping.

So did Ann Lee, her of the HILL fame hehe.

But Ann didnt mind me drinking beer, of course.

IN fact, I still remember her complaining in a pouty manner one fine night when I was drunker than a skunk and stil wanted another beer, but felt compelled to get it myself.

“You should have told me!” she went.

And she got me TWO MORE. LOL.

She had Korean background, I believe. Them gals can drink.

Charles (the friend) told me “how lucky I was”.

But being the FIRST date we had was on the hill, and then the BEER bash later on … well, the beer bash happened later. But after the first date, the LAST thing I had on my mind was groping.

Beer yes.

But I’ve written about how that climb made me feel like a MACK truck ran over me, hehe.

And ALL I could think about was collapsing ont he couch. LOL. And I did, with a cold beer.

She kept calling.

Finally I “got it”.

Hey.

I can be nothing if not SLOW at times. LOL again.

And I asked her, not being one of the wuss puss type of guys who takes forever for anything.

“Ann, tell me something” .

“Do yo uwant to be my girfriend? YES, or no! Just say it!”

The response was instant.

YES!

Or, actually … the way she said it was …

“YUS!!”

And it was so emphatic, so strident, so “yes”, that I myself felt silly for not noticing it before.

After all, why would she invite me out on dates etc ….

Anyway, this isn’t a treatise on how to pick up girls.

It’s about how she replied.

And it’s NOT about the sagas that went on later.

YUS!

There it was.

White hot.

No if, buts, or maybes like Chloe Lee (NOT related) keeps talking about.

Ann was a solid gal!

(and I dont mean physically – she was slim as a …. reed!)

(but she wouldn’t let me grope her on the first date, but was more than happy to grope yours truly on date #2, and the beer! Some good times, hehe).

Anyway, THAT is what I want with my customers.

“Lets get started on handstand training … BRO!”

YUS!

“John, the book on Animal Kingdom Workouts is coming a day ahead of time!”

YUSSSSSSSS!

Mark, the grip book is on it’s way.

YIPPEEEE!!

Thats how I FEEL when I buy something like this.

And thats WHO I market my stuff too.

YOU, the white hot CENTER BASE of my list!

And that, my friend is what it’s about. Enthusiasm, and if th eTrumpinator was reading this, he’d nod his head an dagree.

Amen!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pick up the BEST damn grip compilation right HERE. YUSSSSSSS!