Why I never minded being called Jesus

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I’ll never forget what my buddy from the Marines (ex Marine) told me once.

“You’re like a seer. A modern day Gandhi!”

(do a search on the blog if you want that story)

(Now, I HATE Gandhi. I believe the man sold the country down the river. I am NOT a supporter of many of his habits including sleeping with underage women galore while promoting the concept of “male chastity” overall – which is a GREAT concept if used right, but NOT if done in a hypocritical “I’ll do it when no-one else sees manner” – and believe me, I should know. I shoul dknow!_)

But this aint about my sexual proclivities, or lack thereof either.

I’m having a chuckle as the Bozo Schofield’s words come to mind.

“Rahul doesnt have a sex life!” was a comment he left on the ADVANCED book on pull-ups.

After writing this, I’ll dig out the comment, edit the post, and make it live. Hey, Bozo Schofield, there are some things even you can’t live down, lol.

Edit – here it is. No, I haven’t reported it to Amazon. You shouldn’t either. Some things are just too funny, hehe, and speak Volumes to the mental state of the person posting it. Jealousy and self (loser) projection galore, hee.

So as Glenn my friend from Oz once said, “we’ll let him be for now”.

Chuckles. Enjoy!

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(Hey, I even posted the date the Bozo ranted. I had those dreams about it a couple of days ago as well which I wrote about. LOL. What a genuis this guy is (from the bottom up, which is paradoxically just what he does in real life too i.e. bottoms, lol)

(Never go out drinking with him though. As Charles said, “Glyn will NEVER pay”. LOL)

The author claims to share how he can be a stud, I thought I would try it. My days would start at 3am with me walking 20 miles a day, and doing 25 laps of the swimming pool at the complex. The rest of the time, I was doing volunteer work or working with the local authorities. I was just a typical Tom Tom! I wanted to be a stud like Rahul who has no friends or sex life. Sure enough, the book was utterly drivel. I asked for my money back but Rahul launched into a campaign of threats. He is obviously a loner and we hope he will get help.

Now, I’ve addressed this insanity enough times, so I won’t again here. It’s all there in public …

But if you want more of his insane, coffee across computer keyboard inducing rants, go here – What Bozo “jack job” (joke job) Schofield said (ranted). (0excusesfitness.com)

But anyway, back to my friend. We were having a discussion on something “spiritual”, hence the comment.

I’ve written enough in that regard already, dreams coming true, and so forth, visualization and that, so I ain’t gonna get into it here.

(Gandhi – he drank his own piss apparently. The Romans apparently washed either their eyes or teeth with it. True stories both. Can’t ever tell, lol).

Anyway, spirit aside, and Mr. MKD Gandhi aside, I will always remember what I was called at the age of 19 in “Bond Hall” when I went to school and it was really, one of the best things anyone has ever called me.

I’m not joking! LOL.

A friend – or a casual friend, I’d say who lived on the second floor and had one of those ginormous bellies I speak so often of called me “Jesus” one fine day when I was lugging my ass (along with BEER) up to the fourth floor where I was.

Beer wasn’t allowed in the dorms, probably still isn’t, and it’s probably still an open secret that more beer flowed in them dorm rooms than most of the bars in the lovely city I was in, hehe.

On a damn near nightly basis. Cops knew it, and they didnt care. Drugs was what they were REALLY concerned over, and they were right.

I still remember them sniffer dogs in the ghetto (for some reason, Bond Hall was known as the ghetto).

Anyway… he called me that.

And that was a time where even yours truly didnt know about his spiritual side.

But it must have transmuted.

And physically I was SKINNY and had long, long, long hair that FLOWETH, that I so loved, that nigh on everyone in the planet has either HATED or absolutely LOVED (I’ll let you guess who did what, hehe)

(on that note my buddy from the Marines once asked “have they seen you in SUCH good shape? (he was referring to my family)

Remember, this is an ex Special Forces guy.

“No”, I said. I laughed. “They could care less. They think it’s stupid! And of course, no credit etc for working out – for DOING the thing”

(which is pretty much how my family, at least the immediate bunch functions)

And true to form, my wife took one look at me and said I look like a skinny 13 year old.

Then we have the nutzos claiming “I look lik eI never trained.

I give up, lol).

Anyway, I ain’t religious.

(Yes, yours truly “redneck and brutally honest” isn’t).

And despite the ain’t, I’m pretty spiritual, well read, well traveled and can hold a decent conversation and so forth …

But, Jesus?

I dont know, but from what I saw in Passion of the Christ, ugh, now THAT was GORE – it gave me NIGHTMARES! – he wasn’t in bad shape at all.

Kinda like me, yes, …. lol.

Right down to the olive skin and flowing hair, and though I was skinny at the time, my friend in Bond Hall probably “saw something in me” back then (he was a bit older) like a lot of my customers do NOW.

And Jesus had a damned healthy diet from what I gather.

Fish. Veggies. Olives. And so forth.

The Greek diet is one of the BEST out of there (Mediterrarean) – and no, Panourgias, I’m not trying to flatter you.

But it’s TRUE.

That LAMB from Greece!

And Xinjiang, in China!

Anyway, and last – Jesus was obviously a spiritual dude as well.

So thats one name I really didnt mind being called, hehe.

And point of this brain dump?

I dont know if there is one …

But to get in Jesus like condition – and do it QUICK – HERE is the course that will do it (and no, you dont need long hair either) – Advanced Hill Training.

Jump on this now, bro.

Best .

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – It’s interesting. A guy from the Marines, and many others saying I was in good shape, and yet the rest saying I look like a 13 year old, and then the Bozos complaining I dont train, and then my customers with “your workouts are the toughest ever” comments.

You truly either do LOVE me – or HATE me.

And I’m lovin it, hehe, all the way to “el bank” (I’ll ask Dani how to translate bank, hehe).

But anyway, pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System before you log off – best investment you’ll make all year long, that I do promise!