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Bender Blowfield, Bender Blowfield …

Actually, this time he showed up without me calling him at all.

Much like the unwanted pest he is, one of his emails slipped through to an address I haven’t monitored for a while, and am now, but guess what.

As opposed to his usual looney tune ranting, Dr Jekyll is back.

For how long only the Bozo knows, but his email subject.

Kindly remove the posts saying I am a racist, drug dealing person who stalked Kate and cheated Charlie Bandana the third.

I goggled a while.

Did I ever call the Bozo a “dealer”?

Certainly not, hehe. Even that sorta thing requires “some brains” – the only brain the Bozo has is when he’s licking you know what and when he’s snorting you know what and drinking you know what.

Ugh.

But racist he is, stalking this “Kate” he did and does, and cheating his friends and Charles in particular, and many other gullible women he did, does and is currently DOING.

The bozo on the LAM, as it were. He’s got a court case pending against him for drunk driving too from what I heard.

And he wouldn’t last a second in jail, as I once told him “back in the day”, and he KNOWS it. Hehe.

Pansies rarely do.

But anyway, THIS was his real gripe.

You keep referring to me as a bozo and drug user yet I am neither as I study post graduate at Oxford University and have my own business which is clearly doing well.

Goggle time for sure.

God help Oxford the day they start admitting nutjobs and looney tunes like this Schofield who lives in a parallel Universe of madness.

As for his own business, clearly the scamming isn’t going that well, but the trolling is, hehe – from a certain standpoint, though even thats spectacularly backfired in the real world.

Now, why do I bring this up?

The nth episode of the Glyn files?

Well, not to give you an update on him so much as point out the non – existent logic behind his garble, and what parallel does this have to and with fitness?

In came a comment the other day from some guy in merry ole “Brighton” …

(He asked about – well, you got it. Why “Pushup Central” was “so expensive”).

I gave him the reasons I give you and politely suggested he go elsewhere if it was “too expensive”.

“Last, but not least, if this is too much for you, I completely understand – no problem!”

I thought that was the end of that, but then I get this (another longish note, but I’m pasting part of it)

“Really, mate. Why should I be doing more pushups? No brother matey, pushups are easy, I can easily do 10 of them at one go, and can more if I want to. Everyone knows bodyweight exercises are just for conditioning. The bench press is the doozey. Thanks, but no thanks, and take care. 

• M from Brighton (ah, but we got there)”

Prime example of NON logic.

And unfortunately all too familiar these days.

Look, dude, if you’re saying bodyweight builds “only endurance”, so – WHAT?

Even if that were to be true, what do people need the MOST these days?

Endurance!

Wackos out there that complain about this sort of thing wake up tired, come home tired, STAY tired during the day – tired, irritable, and cranky, and even their trolling and dumb ass comments backfire because they dont have the brains to do even that right, and truth be told, their fitness is NON existent.

this holds true for NON-BOZOS as well.

So even if the “just conditioning” were to be true, so what?

But it’s not.

Lets see, it don’t build strength?

Lets see you do 25 “extended arm pushups”, bro, and tell me how you feel.

Lets see you do ONE handstand pushup, and tell me how you feel.

Do just FIVE of my patented fingertip pushups, and tell me how you feel , bro.

Truth is, the person who espouses this sort of logic and garbage is usually fat, stupid, slovenly and CANNOT do what I ask people to do in any of my books (Pushup Central being the one spoken about here) – and CAN -and WILL benefit big time from the exercises therein if they shut their YAP and start DOING.

Same thing for Animal Kingdom Workouts, Isometric and Flexibility Training, Corrugated Core, and the like.

Any of my products.

Those that complain about them – well – that sort of “logic” is what they use.

And while I rarely address that sorta garbage in these emails, preferring to focus on fun Bozos (not, hehe) – I had to today.

Hopefully “M” is reading this, because I did NOT respond to him personally, as this sort of garbage just pisses me off beyond compare.

And then I laugh about it, and all is well with the world.

But really, I’m sure you’ll see a rant from him coming up soon as well. . .

In the meantime though, if you haven’t already be sure and pick up Pushup Central now – truly the best course on pushups ever – and truly “brutally effective” as another customer wrote it in to say.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pull-up compilation right here (goes great with pushups as does jumping rope).