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John, a great customer of mine from the UK once told me that he couldn’t understand for the life of me why the wankers wanked up a storm about “prices” for my products.

The entire email is there on this on the front page of this site, but he basically likened – and he was right – the experience to being that of dining out at a 5 star restaurant with food prepared by a top grade chef. “Michelin” as he told me. 

And he was spot on!

“I cannot belly ache about price later”, he wrote (he was referring to the Bozo – Bozos, of course).

And again – he was right!

As he said, the experience I offer anyone that buys my products, right down to the quality of the product, the uniqueness of the workouts, the CUSTOMER SERVICE I provide – indeed, how many people reply directly to those who BUY (I’m continually amazed at folks that do NOT) – and many other things, my friend . . .

Ben Settle the great copywriter once mentioned the following in one of his emails.

“If you could make giving your money business as much fun as having sex, think of how many customers would WANT to do so!”

I’m paraphrasing, but thats the gist!

I wouldn’t go so far as to say that for 0 Excuses Fitness – then again, I dont know!

MOst days, I’d rather the stretches from Isometric and Flexibility Training than “getting it on”!

That might be just me, I dont know.

But again, Animal Kingdom Workouts does more for your “little brother” than Viagara ever could, and WILL turn you into the bedroom stud that Schofield never was, and never will be, and that women want.

“Maybe she wants something more than your tongue in her …” was what Charles told Glyn once.

(Charles is probably wondering how I knew that, given that was a private conversation.

LOL. Much like the CCTV I have of the Bozo, I got eyes everywhere brah!)

He was right, hehe.

No-one wants a freak -el-supremo all day long badgering them for inane rubbish like the Bozo does all day long, hands wanking away furiously at his non existent you know what-let.

But anyway, I was chatting with my lovely wife who was complaining about two things as usual.

One, price. Apparently the beauty parlor has jacked their rates up big time.

And two, she tried a new place, and it was terrible.

After the initial complaint about price, she went on for above five minutes about how they used “chocolate wax” (whatever that is) that darkened her skin, ripped off hair in a nasty manner, how the damn place was unhygenic, how the fans were dripping dust, and other such things.

And at the end of it all, after a good ear workout, I interrupted.

“Its not so much about price, as customer experience”, I laughed.

“No” she started.

“yes. If they provided you good service, were clean etc, you wouldn’t feel guilty or bad for spending the money!”

(no prizes for guessing whose).

(and no prizes for guessing that a certain Bozo begs women for … ah, but lets drop the Bozo for now but it’s so much fun, honestly!).

More fun to mention the Bozo than sex, hehe.

But anyway, THAT is the point.

And THAT is why I cannot (and my DOERS cannot either) stand wankers complaining about price etc.

Come get it, bro – truly the BEST for the BEST!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee