If doing freestanding handstands scares you (or kicking up does)
- But first, a STORY . . .


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In the 1978 James Hadley Chase classic “Consider yourself dead” – a book I rate highly, and even above my all time favorite “Believe this, you’ll believe anything!” (or actually, I’d say the first book IS my favorite, along with “The Vulture is a patient bird”)  . . .the “hero” of the story is Jack Frost,  a war veteran – a tall, broad shouldered strapping individual – black belt in judo – imposing physique – ex cop – the works!

And a tough cookie to be honest.

James Hadley Chase has so many great books I’m not sure which one to classify as my favorite, but if I had to choose one?

Consider yourself dead” would be it, and “Grandi” would be my favorite tycoon that the man has written of (ahead even of the ape like beefy “Vidal” in book #2 mentioned up there).

No, for the Bozos reading this, I dont get anything by mentioning Chase here. Yet another case of giving credit where it’s due – – both to the Bozos – – and the TRUE GREATS.

Many people have said exactly the same thing about my books i.e. choosing the one THEY like the most?

Is a tough one?

But they DID make the choice, but anyway, in the book “Consider yourself dead”, basically the plot is that Frost gets hired at a cushy “bodyguard” job along with another tough ex cop to protect Grandi’s 18 year old daughter with mental problems and hot pants (and more of the former than the latter apparently) – and then  a bunch of thugs show up along with a hot girl, and persuade Frost to be the inside man in a kidnapping attempt which ultimately goes awry as the girl does the kibosh on all of them and runs away.

Frost and the rest of his accomplices never really got along.

He’s a loner.

My sorta guy!

And the already tenous relationship breaks up completely when Grandi makes a deal with Frost to bring his daughter back alive, and he’d get a million or something dollars.

Less than the kidnapping loot, but still a LOT.

Anyway, I dont remember the exact amounts etc, but this pisses “Silk” – one of the thugs, and an expert rifleman – off.

He gets a fat Bozo – one of his accomplices to “scare” Frost.

Apparently their modus operandi was to first “scare” the victim mentally such that he’d be looking over his shoulder every time he stepped out – and ultimately that fear would do more to off him than any shot from “Silk” would.

“Silk would eventually get you, you know. He’s a professional!” remarked the fat man ‘sadly” as he attempted to scare Frost.

Frost laughed in his face so raucously you might have thought he was getting drunk at a party.

“Who the *** do you think you’re trying to scare, punk!” he snarls. “Go back to that one eyed fink and tell him I dont scare!”

Later on, they try and find out where Frost is holed up, and they do.

And Frost gets tipped off that they tried to find out, and did find out (a rather silly attempt) – and doesnt just get angry.

He goes AFTER that.

He doesnt sit and wait for them to come to him.

He goes AFTER THEM!

And we see Silk shaking his head in frustration.

“It’s all gone wrong!”

“Frost never scared!”

Anyway, the ending of the book is a Grandi special which I won’t reveal here.

But in a curious Universe like way, James Hadley Chase gets it spot on.

Anyway, the Bozo might well have read this book when he sent me his inane and laughable emails of “Stay safe fugly because I will eff you up” and other nonsensical rants of “Chuck and I are coming to you!”

By all means, my dear Bozo, just bring enough beer, hehe.

But anyway, he sent me other inane stuff, but his crowning glory was the bender he went on on the night of Sep 22, 2020, when he left all the reviews on Amazon that I’m still making moolah off.

Hehe.

Truly manna from heaven is Bozo “Cuckold on public welfare” Glyn Schofield . . .

Yes, my reaction was similar to Frost’s reaction upon reading his nonsense.

I dont just “defend”.

Attack BACK x 10000! 

(Bozo thought I’d roll over like his other troll victims who are themselves starting to now give it back to him – good on ’em).

Anyway, we’ve been over that many times.

Point being, handstands …

The thought of getting into a freestanding handstand, believe it or not, SCARES many people.

And the thought of “kicking over” does too.

Which is precisely, and yet another reason I teach handstands the way I do – NO-ONE, I repeat NO-ONE out there teacher them the way I do – not to mention my way works the shoulders and lats a heck of a lot better, and it’s the right way to work up to freestanding.

Everyone wants to do freestanding handstand pushups.

But precious few people take the right steps in the right order to do so.

First, you LEARN how to do the basic handstand, and do workouts that way.

Second, you get DAMNED good at it – so good that you’re better than MOST people at it “0.1% of the population can even DO those workouts!”

And third, you PROGRESS to freestanding the right way – again with a wall.

And this, more than anything, my friend, is what I teach you in my latest course on handstands – Profound Handstands.   (i.e two of the exercises in this course are the IDEAL way to progress into freestanding).

Truly one for the ages, and the next in line is freestanding handstands.

And then, PUSHUPS in that position.

There’s always room to improve!

Grab the course above if you’re truly looking to ace handstands and get to super elite level – – you’ll love it!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – And remember two things.

One, the DISCOUNT on the compilation will end tomorrow. No exceptions, no ifs, no buts, no maybes.

(I better not speak of “buts”. Bozo be watching, hehe).

PS #2 – Animal Kingdom Workouts is my best course ever overall – if you ain’t got it as yet – do so NOW, my friend.

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