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“Kanjus Makkhichoos”

I dont know why I thought of this now …

But Hindi not being one of my strong points, i still know what that above bit means.

The first word means “miser”.

Second means “someone that sucks a blood out of a fly”.

Said together, I’ve always found the combo to be hilarious (Its one of those “India” things – dont ask . Hehe. If you’re familiar with the language/culture, you’ll understand!)

But sucking the blood out of a fly …

It brings to mind the nutter who made me pull the BIGOFFER discount code a while ago (seems like forever, eh, lol).

“why no discount on Gorilla Grip”

Which I guess since I didnt mention specifically that there was a $100 cart threshhold BEFORE the discount would be applicable, I thought it would be obvious that $17 or therebouts product likely wouldn’t be covered, and why someone would want a 30% off on that – I mean, how much does that equate to anyway? A coupla bucks? is beyond me.

But he did.

And with several other nonsensical queries jamming up the ole Inbox, yours truly Texas cowboy got the red ass and disabled the discount, period.

Ah, Texas!

I was having a great (hypothetical) discussion with a customer about why Texas seceding from the “Union” is “hypothetically” a great idea, and while some of the concepts behind it may be sound, in reality, it wouldn’t work.

I personally wouldn’t support it, although again, I Can understand why some people feel the way they do about the Lone Star State, which even people from up north have said “they must be doing something right down there!” – and which has some of the best people and food – and which I’ve always loved!

In reality though, it just wouldn’t work, at least as far as I can tell.

But this isnt about TX.  (by far my favorite state; has always been so)

(The Trumpinator said it best “they wont secede, because they love me!”)

(That they do!)

It’s about “kanjus”.

And amazingly enough, despite the most generous discounts I give people (without being asked) – despite inviting people (those that are friends or what not – hey, I even invited the Bozo) out to lunch, dinner, what not – and being as helpful as I can in general – hell, even this site – you signed up for one email, and you get like 10 a day, all value packed! – people call me that.

Usually the Bozos.

Brings to mind 2009 I believe it was, or maybe 2008 when I got “married”, and there was that lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng court case about Delhi Police screwing us out of money, corrupt female lawyer and so forth.

(all in the annals now, but STILL being talked about in many circles)

And even the cops when they were investigating case #2 – called me (well, one did) “cheap”.

Because apparently I wasn’t paying for their lunch, or transport, or some inanity.

I’ve never understood why routine police work that “I didnt ask them to do” had to be paid for by me? Especially given case #1 started because the cops and lawyers were complicit in screwing me outta cash, case #2 because …

But that was the statement – unofficial, of course, that they made.

Whatever, my friend.

I dont know … I provide value unparalleled in my books and courses for those that can SEE IT.

And back to the Hindi expression.

I certainly wouldn’t term my “substantial” self as a “fly” , either on the wall or not. LOL.

But I don’t let people suck me dry, true (pun NOT INTENDED!).

LOL Again.

But really.

Drains on time, energy, and inanity in general is not tolerated by yours truly, and I do all I can to cut those type of people out of my life, regardless of whether or not they’re in the majority or minority or not either one of the two.

And on that note, I’m out.

Remember the discount code – remember the TWO copies remaining of Fast and Furious Fitness – I will NOT print this edition once it’s gone, and if you want it autographed etc – feel free to shoot me an email and let me know, and I’ll be glad to oblige.

And my eyes are tearing up upon seeing the number of times I have mentioned that, but I’m making up for lost time in March or whenever. . .

. . . but this likely won’t be mentioned post this week, so jump on the train NOW if you want.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Lots of you have been asking about the pathbreaking book on isometrics delivering great results to many a DOER – here it is NOW.

PS – Just so you know, $50 cart threshold now on the current discount. But it ain’t gonna go lower than that, sorry.