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I’ll never forget the day when a female Bozo emailed me “in a huff”.

Apparentlty one of the positions I showed in the Rolls Royce of Fitness (the bridge) was “not kosher”.

Why?

I asked her, then I never heard back.

I forgot about it.

And a couple of days later a huffy puffy Schofield like  message (if you get my drift) showed up.

“Because it shows you in an indecent position!”

Thats all the message said.

I was confused. Flummoxed.

Then I got it.

The INITIAL book – the Rolls Royce of Fitness – had me on the cover – SHIRTLESS.

Without a shirt, in all my “hairy chested” glory, and some of the pictures I believe too were that way before I changed it.

Given my wife angrily remarked “keep making porn in China!” when she first saw that (perhaps the smile/sneer did it, I dont know!) … and given another person (on LinkedIn) of all things commented about “sexy dark skin”! (this was a guy, ugh!) … I thought that was it.

It wasn’t.

She complained that “my nether regions were visible in a “visible” manner” if you get my drift when doing the “best darn exercise ever”.

…..!

I must admit, I thought I had heard it all …

Needless to say, I didnt respond to her, and didnt change the images etc. (except I put on a vest).

But other than this, many of my great customers have been having another issue “their wives and significant others” sometimes need a little “nudge” to get in bed if you get my drift.

A certain General who I know (I’ll let you guess!)once made the comment about …

“She even wears clothes to bed! How unsexy is that!”

Well…!

I dont know.

For me, Mr Caveman despite what everyone seems to think about him being a Don Juan steers AWAY from women – and sex  – for the most part, which given the number of notches I’ve got (which I never bothered to count) you’d think I’d be “full of it”.

Maybe I am.

But for me, I’d rather less hassle than anything else (and more business).

Wasting the entire day with honey do’s ain’t high on my priority list …

Uncle Bob to be fair warned me about this a long, long time ago.

“Wait till you get married”, he said!

But anyway…

EXERCISE, as opposed to tantric mumbo jumbo and lazy man’s way to “increase desire” (or woman’s) is the number one and ONLY THING I’d recommend for anyone in that regard.

Nothing improves blood flow and clears the “mind” (if you get my drift, both small and big) like exercise done right can.

Not herbs from India, not Ginseng from China, not “ancient Chinese culture secrets”, not wackos that shower you with special potions, and so forth …

No, not brutal workouts, but workouts done RIGHT.

But of course, that isn’t palatable to all, especially the “lazy women and men” wanting a lazy way out.

So since exercise isn’t on the charts (though I sure hope it is), lets go one better.

A derivative …

There are static positions, my friend, that have been proven to increase blood flow to the nether regions, improve overall stamina tremendously, and ….. increase DESIRE.

There is a reason I said Animal Kingdom Workouts may well put the Big V out of biz someday if enough people jump on the bandwagon.

There is a reason too, I’m giving you the following static positions which even the most vehemently “against exercise” folks should be able to use if you market it right i.e. “lazy lady’s way to magically lose weight as the Indian Baba from God knows Where said”.

And so forth.

One, the TABLE position taught in Isometric and Flexibility Training.

Two, the DOWNWARD dog position taught in the Rolls Royce. (no, not what you see online!).

Three, and this is one of the best things – the PATENTED squat position I teach you in the book on isometrics (linked above).

And four, the BRIDGE in all it’s shapes, guises, and forms.

(Taught in the Rolls Royce, but I’m going to come up with “advanced bridging gymnastics” in the future too).

Five, the BEST damn exercise ever – just “do it” for one rep a day, and see how it makes you FEEL!

There are more.

But, I thought I’d mention this since many people have asked – or ARE asking now!

Hey, with the world in lockdown, divorces are increasing exponentially.

But so it time, and there’s little better spent than in the hay eh, hehe.

(especially if you’re stuck doing monotonous chores like folding laundy or gardening or dealing with inane face shields or what not).

See how it goes guys – and gals – and let me know!

BEst,

Rahul Mookerjee

Ps – BOTH men and women are equally “guilty” of being lazy in many ways.

PS #2 – So are kids – hence Kiddie Fitness (but as an adult, SET the right example first).

PPS – The writer ABSOLVES himself of any and all responsibility from situations rising from too much or any time spent “frolicking”, hehe (read KIDS and more!). LOL.

PPS #1 – All these positions, and this is a fact, increase kidney strength beyond belief.