Why I so miss Champa Rani

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This may come across as odd, but if youre “in the know”, it won’t.

Champa Rani ….

Well, where to begin.

As the Chinese say, “how to do”, hehe.

I’ll try!

But before I do, and for Blowfield fans reading this, several “maids” (if you can call ’em that) in the subcontinent have similar names and if you’ve read the last dispatch, then …

(nothing if not an A hole am I eh, but I’ll continue to rub it in Glyn, until you do what I told you to).

(not rub it out if you get my drift – Ill leavethat to you), but anyway, Rahul Mookerjee doesn’t really do Hollywood, Bollywood, Lollywood, Lollygag, Tolly-wag, or whatever …

I really dont.

And videos – the less said the better. UGH. Cavemen don’t watch ’em, period.

They do create stellar videos themselves once in a blue moon that get rave reviews, but thats it.

Anyway, in the 1999 blockbuster Mohra, maybe it was before that, I dont know, a movie you must watch “just for the fun of it ” and escapism and the lovely Raveena Tandon dancing in the theme song (now if ONE woman back then reminded me of the word “Goddess” it was her!) …

And Paresh Rawal, who is a CLASSIC actor and comedian, one of the true greats of Bollywood was dressed up as a “woman” complete with tennis balls as “jugs” if you get my drift, and he’d been sent there by a macho INspector (the hero of the film) to “dupe” the baddies into buying a load of drugs or what not.

It’s just hilarious, the way he comes across as a gal.

How we cackled when we saw it!

The “Henry John” incident to me was the only thing funnier when I was a little boy, but anyway, I havent spoke about what – I will later!

But anyway, one of the tennis balls falls out, he gets found out, and he’s spreadeagled on the bed … I mean, the “table” or what not with a piece pointed straight at him (I know, but it’s not THAT piece, lol) – when the hero jumps through shattering glass done just right (though Steve Austin’s entrance can never be beat!) … and , well, the fight begins.

Hero pounds ’em all to a pulp John Wayne style (Indian Wayne) and then makes off to the cop house or whatever to meet the lady, and it begins.

The fun, that is.

But reason I bring that up?

Well, the comment my wife made before …

And second, more importantly, it’s related to fitness.

It’s a sad reality that if a lot of so called men out there put on a sports bra or what not, and gussied up a bit they’d look like women.

Period.

Right down to the expanding arses and mammoth flabby “sides” and man tits dropping down to their you know what’s.

It’s sad.

It’s sorry.

It has to be said.

I could bring up Glyn here again, but the sorry truth is this – Glyn ain’t the only one in this regard.

There’s TONS of guys out there with man tits, flabby backsides, expanding asses, and a lot of the nutjobs claiming “pull-ups are for idiots! We do deadlifts! Yee haaaa!” ….well, I’m sorry to say it, but in most cases, these same people are phat phockers themselves of the above description.

Fix this, my friend.

Please do!

I care not if you like dressing up or being a girl or servant or stud or what not. ALL BESIDE THE POINT!

Point is your health and fitness.

and it starts at the center – your CORE!