Bozo Schofield, Boris Johnson, Auto Discounts, and more!

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Indeed.

I hate to mention Schofield with Boris, one of the best leaders the UK has ever had, but hey!

I’ve made no secret of the fact that along with President Trump, who I truly regard as the BEST WORLD LEADER – EVER!! – I regard Boris Johnson and Scott Morrison very highly too.

All men of their word that say it like it is, and don’t back down from calling the PRC out on it’s bullshit as they shouldn’t.

Sometimes, bullies need to be called out and STAMPED upon, if just figuratively, else … well, we’ve all seen the result of the world sleeping on China for too long and Russia in some regards too (but really, China is the main threat).

Here is what a great customer recently told me –

I heard on the news that the U. K. is stepping up to the plate and sending aid to India, I just hope it’s not “too little too late”.

Yours truly –

Yes, great job by the United Kingdom – Boris (and indeed you guys) were the FIRST to help out. I truly believe Trump would have helped out, but of course Hiden Biden is half senile, so much like the wishy washy Democrat he is, he never helped until he “had to” (despite his tall promises). Thats why I love Republicans – in general, they back their talk up!

Dems on the other hand, wishy washy Bozos basically.

But even the US is helping, now China?? They claimed they’d help, but yesterday they “banned all commerical flights to India”, no prizes for guessing why!

And – it’s never too late – that should be applied to the Biden administration who only said they’d help, but never did until they had to, so much so that Global Moron Times made a satirical cartoon of a weepy elephant and a reed thin Uncle Sam “slamming the door shut on help”.

President Trump we MISS YOU!

As for china, the less said the better, ditto for Dems, Liberals, Nazi feminists and so forth.

But the Bozo.

My wife recently made this “stellar” comment to me.

“Bring me a couple of servants! I need the housework done!”

…. well!

I dont know if she realizes how good she has it “now” – and if she realize show the other half lives in the UK or even Korea or so forth.

Probably not.

But women aside, that brings me back to Bozo.

He keeps sending women these inane texts of “I want to be your servant” repeatedly.

Maybe I could send him my S.O’s way, if he’s brave enough. LOL!

Come to think of it, other than keyboard wanking wacking, there isn’t much use the Bozo is for anyway, so I won’t do it.

But he’d probably get on great with her (till a point actually when she “boots” him away, LOL) – – given some of his insane and moronic “Bozo Feminist” comments he makes (exactly the same as the Nazi so called femdominas make).

Anyway, enough of Brummie Bozo.

Though, he did send me that infamous threat about “Chuck and me are going to show up! I’ll mess you up!”

And several other unmentionables as well. (w.r.t what I am talking about above).

What a joker.

Anyway, on more interesting topics!

Ya’ll will notice that we’ve finally got the “auto review” system up on the site.

If you go to the blog page, or scroll down to the bottom of the site – you’ll see the latest review left by a great customer John Walker from the UK – he got the “collector’s edition” of Fast and Furious Fitness.

Which YOU need to get too – remember, only three copies left, and once they’re gone, they’re gone.

And, it’s up there on the left hand side of the site too – on the blog page etc.

More importantly, this also means the following –

One, I can’t change those reviews even if I wanted to.

Two, YOU should and can leave honest reviews like this.

And three – EVERY such review means you get an automatic 10% discount, or you’ll get a code, or something to that effect!

So if there ever was any incentive to leave a review – well – you’ve got it now!

And I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I just thought I should say this. While my Mrs and me don’t quite “get along” (which y’all have noticed) – and thats fine – it happens – the VERY LAST person she’d really want for a servant is Brummie Blowfield. It’d be a toss up as to who would run further – and faster – me – or her!

I think my Advanced Hill Training training means I’d win, and it’d stand me in good stead, hehe.

But, like my buddy from the Marines once said about comparing me to Pres Trump and who was more brutally honest (I said Trump was) …