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Friend,

I can hear Ann Lee slapping on to the back, or sloshing me between the shoulder blades “like a mule’s kick, like PG Wodehouse said, hehe” (nah, not really – she was not THAT strong, but she was hey, pretty strong for her size!) – or kicking my ass – literally.

Bozo would have loved it, and begged for more. Hehe.

She also massaged me for hours in the park later, doubt the Bozo would have got that treatment.

THAT one night, that “all nighter” – ah, but I’ve written about that before!

4 A.M. in the morning in Qi Feng Park? What is your girlfriend, a female Monk?

That was one of the more caustic comments Uncle Bob made when he heard about it all, but .. .

“Sounds like you were “doing the rounds” and having a rip roaring time!”

“I didnt get any phone call to come bail you out, but then again, dont know if they do the bail thing here…”

“Our night was nowhere near as interesting. Nicole got upset about not having a baby or what not after seeing something on TV, then we watched “Home Alone 2″ (yippe, Mom!) and went to bed”.

Well, Uncle probably had SOME fun back in the day, hehe.

Anyway – where was I.

Ann LEe.

we covered that.

but, here’s another wacko that recently emailed me.

“I’ve been trying to purchase The Course “Shoulders like BOULDERS!” from your website, Sir, but my card doesn’t have limit, please decrease the prize”.

He then went on about a semi-rant about “why course so expensive”.

Ugh. So familiar!

He ended with,

“You are so confident, please, you brimming with confidence (he sounded like h copied and pasted that phrase from the INternet if you get my drift), please to help, thank you”.

Ugh again.

No you wacko, the price won’t be reduced

For a damned good reason.

Now, your credit card – I can’t comment there.

Mine was recently “over limit” due to some interest BS or something, hey, I get it. (I have expensive tastes when the occasion begets).

But the price stays what it IS.

But here’s the thing …

“Brimming with self confidence” is how a LOT Of people have described me as.

And “natural, in the flow, from the heart” …

BUT – while the keys to all this are simple enough (amazingly most ignored tho, as the simplest things are), nigh no-one focuses on the one exercise that will DO IT.

Bozo up there “Kevin” did focus on it.

YES!

Look, fella.

Doing HANDSTAND PUSHUPS – ALL THE WAY TO THE GROUND, friend, not partials!! – is where its AT.

Not only will you build strength like a raging grizzly UNTAMED – but you’ll be ENVY of the preeners and posers and pumpers at the Jim.

Trust me, if they can hammer out one bench with 500 or whatever, that MEANS NOTHING in terms of doing handstand pushups – ask them to even get into a handstand, watch ’em FLOP like the dunces they are!

I’m referring to the pump and preen crowd, oil muscles and so forth – dunce Central.

But NOTHING makes you feel great like handstand pushups do.

This morning, I woke up. Went to th ebathroom, brushed my teeth, guzzled 2 liters of H20.

and then, did just TEN handstand pushups.

Thats all.

Slow and steady, NOSE TO THE FLOOR.

Not the “back to the wall” stuff thats easy to do.

THE REAL MAN STUFF!

Stomach to wall, the way I TEACH IT!

And believe me, the way it makes me feel ,the ENERGY it gives me for the whole day – couple that with what Napoleon Hill said on the Chapter in Thick and Grow Rich, (think, hehe though sometimes Bozo thinks “thick” if you get my drift since he often “grass is greener on the other side, hehe”) …. Sexual Transmutation Chapter …

I mean, just DO the thing.

And trust me, you’ll be OFF TO THE RACES!

It’s great to be a stud at pull-ups. So you shoudl.

But nothing, I repeat nothing makes you feel like HANDSTAND PUSHUPS DO!

Ahmed would agree, hehe.

I’m sure you guys do too!

So get the course now, friend – and COURSE THROUGH LIFE – brimming with PURE UNBRIDLED MACHISMO, and a SWAGGER and SELF CONFIDENCE Like NOTHING BEFORE!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Already got that course?

Well, BAttletank Shoulders awaits.

OH BOY!

PS – I love the horde of followers that are mostly too cheap to buy, but hang on to EVERY WORD I have to say with glee and relish, then complain when something hits the spot. To these folks, GET REAL – and get off the fence NOW.

And for those of you that have, thank you! Welcome to the real man club.

And remember the offer on the Collector’s Edition of Fast and Furious Fitness I sent out, half an hour remaining on that one, so hurry NOW.

(and be POSITIVE, friend. Like Tracy “India man very hot” said, “You are always so positive!”

And thats why she talks to me, hehe).