Actually, this section was up on the site a long time ago – in a different avatar.

And worry NOT- existing affiliates – all your info has been ported over to the NEW system which we designed so we could address all of your concerns!

Basically – now is as great a time as any to be a 0 Excuses Fitness affiliate, and as y’all know – our products are highly desired and sought after by all real fitness enthusiasts.

Because they’re written by the Stella Artois of Bodyweight Fitness – yes.

But also – and really – because of the outstanding results we deliver!

You on this site already know this, of course.

So, without further ado – here is what we are offering to YOU that is interested …

25 % FLAT commission off each sale. Correct, even if all you do is make ONE sale – and then do nothing, you still get paid the 25%. 

15% recurring “renewal” commissions off all “renewing” products (currently only the Ship for now). 

And of course, plenty of opportunity to earn a LOT – simply by selling via the custom link we provide you with so you can track your sales via your account – and we can too. 

Remember, using that link is a MUST so the sales can be tracked via our system.

Remember too, that you get paid on a monthly basis – and the minimum payout amount is $100 i.e. once your account hits that threshold, you will be paid per schedule.

(And remember too, ONLY Serious applicants wanted i.e. ONLY if you have a track record of selling successfully before, or if you think you can do it. IF you think you HAVE what it TAKES – apply here. We’ll get back within 24-48 hours, but trust me, NOT everyone that applies to this great program will be accepted. Again – serious inquiries only please).

Given our prices, I dont think that should be hard to achieve at all!

But anyway, in the Houseful 2 “comedy potboiler” movie, the cartoonish “AAkhri Pasta” (Chunkey Pandey) shows up at the end of it after having so called done his job (which was to supposedly get rich scion’s daughters married to an even richer guy’s son – a caper if there ever was one, dont ask, hehe) … asking for “Komision do, Komision!”

Basically, he wanted his commission, the guys hiring him wanted nothing to do with him publicly.

See the movie, you’ll know why. Hehe.

So he was running after them … BUT YOU?

You, the affiliate will never have to do that – since you will get paid on a schedule – all can be tracked via the my account area, and if Ive set this thang up right, all payments should be auto paid to your paypal on or around the 5th of each month …

i.e. if you make a sale in September, you get paid Oct (no two month waits etc).

And that, friend is that – oh, but wait.

LOTS of you have asked about reliable web hosting, trust me, NOT easy to find at great prices!

Took me several months before I settled on my current “server” configuration – my OWN SERVER!

Truly , if you gotta do it right, you do it yourself or not at all.

And if y’all are interested, let me know – I’m offering some great deals on that as of NOW.

Look for details on that shortly up on the site.

(remember, IT background so … ditto for WEB DESIGN, I dont do that at all these days, but if someone needs it, I’ll be happy to do it for the right price (i.e. no price shoppers there either, please)). 

And thats all for now.

Back soon ……………. oh, but wait!

LOTS of you have noticed our daily emails not reaching you since Sunday.

Well, that is due to a bit of a credit card mess in terms of “new rules” finally being applicable, auto charges and more, and I wont get into it here.

But, should be all up and running again in a day or so most likely, so stay tuned!

And that really is that.

Back soon!

BEst,

Rahul Mookerjee

I can just hear him now, copying what I say – and do – verbatim on another site.

“Christina Ma’am”, he will go, much like he did with Josie before she ended up blocking him.

Hehe.

“You’re really an asshole”, was what she told him before the final “F you!” 

But it’s hilarious, really.

Christina, the lovely lady I’ve been talking to as of late – and Glyn Bozo – both – are a NIGH PERFECT example of the world these days.

Frustrated, “on hold”, “unsure of the future”, “not willing to do what it takes to improve (though they want to)” – and of course the “oh, he’s sooooooooo lucky (i.e. Rahul)” rant.

And what the world is doing these days is going increasingly SILENT.

Towards each other

Internally, people are angrier than ever – and have nothing to do for the most part, hence all the sign ups on social media etc from people who would never get on it for the most part.

Yes, of course, Rahul Mookerjee does the exact opposite – hehe.

I quit Facebook last year after Zuck the “China suck” handed out an improper “violation” to me – when all I did was defend myself against a racist attack upon “foreigners in general” by a so called Chinese person.

(Nah, despite what Xi and the Bozo Trolls (Glyn included) say – all foreigners dont hate Chinese, and Chinese don’t hate all expats either!)

Then of course the recent LinkedIn ban.

And then that leaves Twitter which I use sometimes, and Insta … which I use for shits and grins too.

But thats it, a drop in the ocean compared with what most do, constantly checking feeds etc on their dumbphone and so forth …

Anyway, Christina – and Glyn Bozo both would make a perfect coupling.

She hates housework, hates men that dont clean up after themselves (Glyn, of course is a perfect example) – and she doesn’t really talk a lot – except when it’s to complain about something, or, of course, to ask me for my books. Hehe. Free, of course!

And she’s always gotten the same answer.

So, she’s reading the other site now. i.e. rahulmookerjee.com.

And I can feel the Bozo’s beady little eyes reading this too, before he trolls my email address to some liposuctionist or whatever (who by the way, Glyn, a lot of these people have blocked your IP too. LOL!) …

A perfect example of saying nothing, but quietly reading all, SEETHING INSIDE.

Christina, of course, is a smart girl – nothing like the Bozo (polar opposite).

Bozo would love her for obvious reasons – she’d put him to work as her “niang pao” (sissy in Chinese – Glyn, thats a new word for you, hehe) instantly.

Of course, with all the hassle with his butt love she’d boot him away as promptly too, much like Chuck did.

Out cold in his underwear face down on the street.

Anyway, Christina …

Added me out of the blue, did the usual “send pictures” thing i.e. she sent hers (she knows there’s  lots of salivating Bozos out there) – and of course, then … MONEY!

That whole thing about these lovely Chinese girls and money, hehe. i’ve spoken galore about it.

First , it was run a dancing monkey center together. I never did that. Ugh.

Second, it was – and she’s asked almost 10 times now – “I want to read your books”.

And y’all on this list know well my CONTEMPT for freebie seekers.

“I dont want it free!”

“I can buy it from plenty of other people!”

“I have many friend give me!”

True, Madam.

Then you should get it from them, hehe.

It’s insane, the logic – or lack thereof.

The same logic people apply when they claim “its just bodyweight exercises!”

Or idiots that claim “youre fat look at your stomach!” – when they themselves have never done a pushup in their lives, couldn’t hold to a chinning bar to save their lives, and would literally have an aneurysm if you asked them to sprint  hills, or even learn how to.

Yes, there is an ART form to the last one – it ain’t just “run up hills”.

And so on and so forth, hehe.

Other fronts, all is going well – but what I dont get is how the world has decided to (in general) “do nothing” for now.

I simply dont get how people can sit there and “do nothing” – either in terms of purchases, or business, or life itself.

Like Trump recently said, “Im fighting every second”.

And thats what life should be about i.e. ENERGY!

FIGHT – till the very end!

And rather than worry about what comes next, we might as well enjoy THIS moment, eh?

Words, I know.

Most upon reading this will go back to their “safe” lives – which as we’re finding out could be taken away from you at ANY TIME.

That old meme I once posted about finding out what you’re truly made of – when your houses, cars, degrees, are all stripped from you, and you truly have to stand – on your own two feet.

What then, my friend?

Anyway, Christina’s loving this site, apparently – or the other one.

But, she probably hasn’t read the part about “why learning from me for free never works”, hehe.

Hey, she paid English First to learn English.

So I told her, learn from there.

I also gave her Carols example i.e. rank beginnner – such rapid progress that even her other Chinese English teachers were stunned.

How she did it, you guess, hehe.

“I have no choice but to!” in her own words. 

Anyway … where am I going with all this.

I dont know, just giving you a run down of what is going on.

And other than “Mai”, and “Mou hua the”, my latest Chinese name is apparently “Hui”.

LOL.

More on that later!

For now, remember to pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System – not only is it the best fitness system out there by far, and the only one you’ll ever need, but it’s equally entertaining or more so than these emails, hehe.

I even make a “toilet” joke – I think I got that from the Obama admin, same gender Bozo bathrooms and so forth ..

Ill stop. LOL.

BAck soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – The story of Glyn and the electric toothbrush FINALLY came out through a girl he’s been pestering, it can be boiled down to this –

First, he never bought the overpriced product – he just submitted a crap review so he could get a discount, or what not. No wonder amazon removed some of his reviews…

Second, Bozo bought it for “back there” yes, apparently easier than putting fingers or tongues in there.

But most importantly, the “stained teeth” I keep referring to, that finally got the Bozo’s goat.

Goats, by the way are great climbers!

And I hear strange stuff has been happening as of late, a mountain goat in Canada recently got the better of a smallish grizzly bear, if you can believe that!

Grizzlies, my friend – are SUPER, and as a friend said “nothing stands up to them”!

And he’s right – other than an elephant, I suppose.

Even the mighty tiger wouldn’t dare tangle with an an angry grizzly, but the mountains are also the goat’s habitat, and it has those long horns…

Anyway, to become as fleet footed as a mountain goat on a slippery mountainside – or develop raging Brahma bull like strength, or become as hard to catch (Rocky II, anyone!?) as a chicken running around “Kentucky Fried idiot, hehe, you catch this thing, you can catch greased lightning!” – or, of course, raging and utter brute musculature like the grizzly – well, you gotta TRAIN that way.

And that one course y’all – a lot of you – have for some reason been putting off contains how to do all this, and more.

No goats in there. But the rest is all there!

Go here to get in truly the most awesome “superhuman” shape of your life “- – Animal Kingdom Workouts!

One of the most wonderful things about living life in the flow, willy nilly, as most of the Bozos that don’t “trying to force things to happen” is this – my friend.

Stuff just HAPPENS.

And often times, miracles out of seemingly nowhere, and life – the best things, just happen!

As I shared some pictures from a prior life teaching in China (the teaching, that is – ugh – what a pain ESL is!) – I gave credit where credit is due.

I was hired there to teach kiddie boppers, hehe, cute little primary kids.

And I taught them – I did a damn good job of it too.

Of course, the school only wanted white people, and anyway, the reason I signed up there in the first place was two fold – one, Alan, my great supervisor who I will never forget, and also because they promised to handle the visa for me.

They never did the latter, so I left – simple.

Visas can be a HASSLE – even bigger UGH.

But anyway, I was there to teach them English.

I ended up teaching them pull-ups too in physical education class, hehe.

No-one told me to do it – ditto for pushups.

And they were all young enough that they could do pushups and pull-ups both.

I’ll be posting more pictures on my Instagram about this – but the one I just shared?

Well, it was me for a “promo” photo for the school which they happily used of course, despite my “skin color not being suitable” (I gave up trying to argue with those wackos – sometimes, its better , often times, not to beat your head against walls. Gotta rise – UP AND ABOVE AND BEYOND!) … teaching a Chinese child (three, I believe) something or the other.

While taking the picture, I was reminded of “home” – whatever that means for me.

Its always been a place I’ve done my best to stay away from, yet, my daughter …

It was so poignant, although in the picture you see me smiling – you would never guess deep down inside I was holding back TEARS AND DEEP EMOTION!

The best things in life, my friend, just happen.

We just have to let ’em!

Anyway, years ago – Carol, remember her?

I’m sure y’all reading do ..

She just HAPPENED.

One fine day I asked her – messaged her about finding a housemaid of all things.

Pity I didnt ask Glyn directly. lol.

She helped.

Carol was, and remains one of the most, by far, most, and thats saying a hell of a lot, trust me, I’ve been with FINE women all my life – females I’ve ever been priveleged to be with.

I mean, fine as fine can be.

She could walk onto a modeling ramp right NOW and shake the world if she wanted to!

Trust me on this one.

And amazingly enough, when I started chatting with her, the last, if at all, thing on my mind was any sort of sex, romance, or relationship.

She was dating at the time.

“We can’t date”, she once giggled “because you’re married!”

That we can’t, Carol, I laughed back.

(I was asking her for her feedback on her date, which she said “I was not attracted to him!”

There was another question, I think I asked her two, she said she’d answer one, so I chose this, since it was more interesting. Hehe)

Not that I had ANY intentions of doing so, she was one of those rare, very rare instances for me where a woman was just a friend, and nothing else!

Maybe it was the way she presented herself.

Nothing if not smart is she, hehe.

Maybe, I dont know, but … what happened later was months of the most intense love and passion I’ll probably EVER feel.

Never say never, of course. Hehe.

But it all just started “just started”

I had no plans to take her WeChat – I did so in a class because her “compatriot” was running late, and I dont pander, so I told her class was starting NOW, no matter what …

She’d often text me when she was late, I’d never check my phone – because I was busy teaching …

So I asked for Carol’s, so I could keep them ALL apprised of times etc.

That was it.

And look what that turned into. Hehe.

Why do I share this flashback from the past?

Well, because life just happens, my friend, if you let it happen – the right way.

And thats how 0 Excuses Fitness came about.

One fine evening I was sitting around thinking if I should just do Fast and Furious Fitness, and build the rest on that site.

No, the answer came to me.

Bang, I booked the domain.

And all just flowed from there with no planning.

Would you believe it – all the products here on this site – and the even greater PLETHORA of great fiction and manuals I sell on the other sites – came as a result of conscious effort/planning?

NONE did.

They all just happened!

Lessons to learn there, for those interested …

Anyway, I’m out. Be sure to pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System – best way to get in flow if ever!

Best,

Rahul mookerjee

PS – A huge thank you to Alan Murray and Gabriel, both great guys, both did their damndest to dispel the “he can’t teach because he’s Indian” myth.

Or skin color, or whatever nonsense it is/was/still is.

I still remember Gabriel telling me quietly “if they dont like it, tough shit!”

Or something to that effect, when they were discussing about how to broach the topic of the only “non white” guy teaching with the parents asking and what not.

AND IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT this was 2016 – not the 1960’s! 

LOL. All true. 

RISE UP – ABOVE – and BEYOND!

I’ve been chuckling as of late – over the past few months actually.

Ever since China changed it’s rules on handing out free visa extensions to the foreign devils applying for it (mostly the ESL “transient Bozos” sorts) … there’s been a lot of consternation.

People have been forced to go back to their own countries (LOTS!) – and do what they hadn’t done in years i.e. some real work without the easy “gravy train” (and believe me, it done dried up for the past 5 or so years anyway) of “teaching English in China” (basically a monkey job that as a girl “Janet” I once knew rightly said “any idiot can do that job!”) (she was chinese American, I believe, not sure).

Although her communication style was SO CHINESE – i.e. mainland Chinese…

Anyway that aside, when you look at a job where people that can’t speak the language are teaching it (Russians in many cases) – and where the students (that cant speak the language) basically “decide” who a good teacher is (based on how blue your eyes are, hehe) – and “if the teachers are teaching right and speaking good English, hehe” – then you know what I mean when I say anyone that Tom Toms that sort of so called business (which never was, the Chinese were never interested in learning English to begin with, all a massive sham for “face”) is a Bozo and idiot of the grandest and most moronic order.

A lot of these nuts are remembering the good ole days of “show up and get a few RMBs tossed at them” for their next meal, or beer or what not (or “in ass” if you’re Glyn) and saying this.

(those of them that haven’t married Chinese women “for the money and resident permit” i.e. become a cuck incarnate on paper too as opposed to just reality, hehe)

(there’s lots of that sort running around still, so called “China experts and business people” whose entire so called expertise and jokes of businesses depends on what their girlie friends hand out from time to time …)

“I wish I was back there!”

“I’d rather be back there!”

(instead of acknowledging the reality, not the least of which being the China plague that BROUGHT them crashing in the first place, and a system that is flawed enough to give out “easy money” willy nilly for years – and a system almost done ready to collapse now).

On the other hand, you have a lot of Chinese …

Gorilla Girl Sophia for one, keeps saying the following.

“I want move to another country!”

She has been saying this for years.

Then, “Susan”, another dude’s wife there (Chinese wife) who “hates China”.

I won’t get into specifics here for obvious reasons.

But let’s just say the Chinese want out as much as the (loser sort) expats want back IN.

Interesting conundrum of how the grass is always greener on the other side…

Nothing new to me, of course.

Happens in terms of women, happens in terms of life, happens everywhere, but while in some cases it’s fine, in many other cases, the underlying CAUSES need to be looked at.

Just WHY is the grass greener on the other side in China?

Because you can be a lazy ass and do nothing and get paid (assuming you can deal with being a monkey with a string around it’s neck)?

More pertinently, when citizens of a country that have been somewhat happy for years are rushing in droves to get out – there is a reason (dont believe me? Take a look at the lines outside the U.S. Embassy in China for one, those that are still open – then the Chinese embassies back stateside or wherever, and then tell me WHO wants to get out where MOST!).

Anyway, what can I say.

But I said the following to Sophia the other day.

“So, here we have Chinese wanting to get out – and foreign loser wanting to get back IN – both equally rabid”.

“How absolutely lovely, Madam Sophia, this is indeed interesting!” (with a tongue in cheek “emoticon”)

She giggled.

“I’m the one” , she said.

That she is, heh (the former).

I find it interesting though, the way people think …

In China, lots of people Tom tom the “China velly good, foreigner make us look vellly bad!” thingie.

That happens in countries like India etc too.

Yet, these same people that when confronted with an expat that logically dissects the line between “real culture” and the jingoism – these same people when they see the same thing happening at home (for instance, the brainwashing being taken to extremes currently in Indian and Chinese schools for one) – curse their own countries like nothing you’ve ever seen or heard – yet, when the “big bad” foreign devils show up saying the same thing, it’s all wrong.

I can still hear my wife “fog horn” yelling … (although it’s a very distant remembrance at the time of writing this, thankfully).

Turn that phone off! Its school, not a religious get together!

The same thing sometimes plays out in China ..

Yet, when a foreigner says the same thing, of course, all hell breaks loose.

The teacher is WRONG, the locals holler.

(lets say for the issue mentioned above i.e. “brainwashing”) (which they are, of course)

Yet, when those same teachers happily teach English – which they cannot speak themselves – when their textbooks they send have INCORRECT English – not just one typo or two, but MANY – then of course, the foreign devils pointing it out are wrong.

How nice, hehe.

How lovely and logical, if I might say so … 

Anyway, where am I going with this?

I dont know, except people – the way they think (the sheep) in general, I dont get it…

Either change, or make the change, or dont, but caught in the middle, complaining all the time, not willing to acknowledge reality, constantly “expecting handouts” (I see this all the time, and the pandering towards people that expect it) … I Dont get it.

Back to training – Animal Kingdom Workouts, my friend, is truly one of the best books ever out there on fitness and training.

So is “Profound 70% Gorilla, 30% Handstands“, one of those books written (yet again, like the famous “Isometric and Flexibility Training“) on the spur of the moment … rising steadily up the charts as we speak.

That one (Profound) was a book I didnt even think people would be interested in, because lets face it, how many people are really, REALLY interested in getting up into a freestanding handstand beyond the “ra ra” factor…

how many are actually willing to put in the WORK?

Even less, though they SHOULD be – if there is one movement that you need for the entire body, legs, cardio and heart – and BRAIN – included, it’s handstand pushups!

This course is #3 in the progression, ie. Shoulders like Boulders -> Battletank Shoudlers and THEN this book …

In the future, lots more planned, including working up to one arm pushups and pull-ups – and of course, the almighty – what was it – ah, the MUSCLE UP!

All in the works, but we need your support to keep going at full blast, my friend – so if you have not already – STEP up – TAKE ACTION NOW – BUY the products above – and then DO – and leave REVIEWS!

Thats really all there is to it!

I did it, so can YOU…

And there it is, my friend. There it is.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember too, to pick up the Gorilla Grip books – truly one of a kind.

Do y’all that have been with me for YEARS – ages – remember my tales about the old man in China I met in 2014 while climbing the hill?

I’ve spoken of him before HERE.

I’ve spoken of him HERE.

And likely many other places not mentioned in this email.

The guy I met climbing the hill at an advanced age of 70 plus – the guy who I used to see trapising off to the hill in sunglasses on HOT afternoons – though he went around 4 PM, not quite the cauldron I trained in around 2 – while I’d go off to work or whatever I was doing …

The guy who I didnt talk a LOT to, but the guy who I have immense respect for!

And you’ll understand why after reading the two above posts.

I haven’t seen him in a while, and I hope he’s well, wherever he is.

(Probably still climbing the hill at that time, hehe. He’s a soldier!)

Anyway in 2018, I think … I finished my Battletank Shoulders! workout.

I started at 2 PM. Hottest part of the day in summer. Fingers could barely grip the THICK bars I was using outdoors, the metal was HOT!

And then it was off to the hill – but not just the hill.

As I climbed the hill – halfway – I didnt ascend all the way.

I went back DOWN it.

And then I started my … well, what would eventually become Advanced Hill Training workouts!

Around 415 or so, I was once doing these workouts, bear crawling and crab walkin gmy way up the hill (believe me, it’s NOT easy doing that anyway – even if you’re fit as a fiddle – but after a long Battletank Shoulders workout – well – thats extreme x 10!).

And I saw the old man in China pointing at me , walking down the hill.

First thing he did?

Was point at my stomach in a “where is it” sort of manner.

Remember, when I met him, I wasn’t in the best of shape – certainly not Glyn Bozo like phat phocker, but not the machine I am now.

And I’ll still remember what he said.

“Hao li hao!”

(Very good in Chinese!)

His meaning was, “the vacum where my stomach was” – and I wasn’t even on the vacum exercise I so teach in Corrugated Core (and it performs wonders, trust me) …

Anyway, a month or so later I Came out with the course i.e. Advanced Hill Training.

But I always thought “what if” this could be taken to the next level – WITHOUT HILLS!

Something that you could do in your own home – flat or not – something that would be even quicker than what I teach now – and uber TOUGH-  and something that would turn you into the animal and beast you were always meant to “that resides within” (despite age, energy, everything!).

Last year, I came out with what I personally consider to be one of my best courses – better than even Isometric and Flexbility Training which most people are raving about.

ANIMAL KINGDOM WORKOUTS!

Highly acclaimed course and has gotten many a phat phock into the best shape of their lives – nigh QUICK!

And it’s a course that requires not just no equipment, but can be done in one single room – a jail or looney tune bin (i fyou’re the Bozo, hehe) cell – or anywhere you have a few square feet of space.

It doesn’t have a single pushup, pull-up, or handstand in it.

Yet, these exercises are so tough that advanced Crossfitters and fitness trainees alike fall flat on their faces – or butts the first time they try it.

And believe me, it takes a long, long time for them to work up to the actual workouts I teach in the book!

A very long time indeed!

And it gets folks into top shape – quick.

Simple as that.

Today, as I sit here, looking at the HARDCOVER version – recently released, I was thinking – ruminating – and cannot help but MARVEL at this book.

As I did at the sales that poured in recently for the Glynbozo sale we had – as promised , gone NOW – but it was a huge success – thanks to all that “stepped up to the plate!”

And as the Bozo himself, he’s been displaying an odd interest in the book page.

Ugh. I dont think I need to tell you the reason why?

A black friend of mine (apparently Glyn was pestering him about how lovely his butt looked during “sex” or some nonsense – apparently he was the “Peeping Tom” was Glyn)  chortled about the “silver back Gorilla, and “cuckolded Bozo”” thing.

“Sometimes its a catch 22. Best not go there”, he chortled.

Indeed, I guffawed back.

“One of those damned if you say it, damned if you don’t” kinda things… LOL.

I think you on this list will well understand, given the Bozo’s fascination with “humps” why he’s so into the “cover”.

Of course, he trolled the book way before the hardcover was out, hehe.

Quite the nutter is Schofield…

His latest capers after signing me up for liposuction, and ” grafting fat from stomach to create a bigger butt” (yes, actual companies like this exist apparently) is to now go to dating sites and use my picture, and masquerade as Rahul Mookerjee.

Given the giggles I’ve gotten privately, poor Bozo can’t even do that well.

Hehe.

But really, my friend, if you’ve been putting this off i.e. the Animal Kingdom Workouts purchase – and I KNOW FOR A FACT MANY OF YOU HAVE!! – get this now.

Truly a Collector’s Edition, and EVERY serious fitness enthusiast should have this – preferably in HARDCOVER – right by their bedside – or in the gym – or bookshelf – everywhere!

Oh, and the cover is the same – for all versions, i.e. Kindle (we have it in both Kindle and PDF format – choose the right option on the sales page) – paperback – and HARDCOVER!

I better say “h cover” or under cover, the Bozo be listening. Hehe.

Hard, covers…

But anyway, same cover, but for the hardcover, truly a MEGAMOTH – I just increased the size of the graphics etc to really make the book “stand out more” – pun NOT intended.

Just all adds to the glory and – even if I say so myself- TOWERING SUPREMACY AND GLORY! – of this very best book I’ve ever written.

Get this NOW, my friend. You, the SERIOUS Fitness enthusiast at ANY level will love this – and benefit from it like NOTHING ELSE you’ve ever done.

And really, if you’re serious about fitness, and at the risk of sounding like a stuck record – this, my friend, is a must have.

If falls into the “not” category, you simply aren’t “really” serious about your health or fitness, its that simple, because trust me, to get into top shape quick – NOTHING beats the routines herein.

I’m out. Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

At the outset – no.

I realize most of ya’ll are in splits about the Bozo (Schofield – the one and only) and wondering how Nature could create a creature “so awry” as it were, but this one isn’t really about him – and his inane fetishes of being a servant or what not (again, all decidedly non consensual and Bozo like, or I wouldn’t comment on it so much).

He comes into it, yes ..

But I’ll always remember Marc the African Silverback Gorilla making the following comment to me (after he dished up tasty pizza for us, and I’d thank him for it – hey, that was good stuff, I MEANT IT!) ..

“Thanks for appreciating it! No-one ever did that!”

Apparently other friends would come by, they’d hang out, but there wouldn’t be the “thanks”.

Now, whether or not friends should thank each other is another story. Personally, I  am a huge believer in expressing gratitude – even if you do not say “thank you” i.e. in some cultures those words aren’t appropriate in those situations, expressing gratitude is – and should be – global. All cultures, all nations!

Even China, when I first got there, and tipping etc was so called frowned upon. HA!

My friend Clement winked at me and told me the following.

“If you’re giving someone i.e. her money – how could she NOT Like it!”

China, money, Chinese girls … Hehe.

But when I go to someone’s place, have dinner or what not – and this extends to women too – mostly women – I’ll always “rinse off my plates” before putting them in the sink for her or whatever.

I dont know why I do that, just seems natural?

I mean, who wants to leave a “mess behind”.

Not that they asked (the girls, or anyone) me or expected me to do it – I just did it.

Reminds me of what Chuck was angrily complaining about Bozo Schofield once.

“He comes here, sits at home all day, eats all my food, drinks all my beer, makes a mess, doesn’t clean up!” 

The Bozo is indeed a pest of the highest and grandest order.

And of course, we’re not even getting into getting kicked out from the beer house in his underpants or what not “face down” on the street, so drunk was Glyn he could barely MOVE …

Another friend came to Charles’s house “Nick”.

And he was all praise for him, apparently the guy cleaned up after him, not just his own room – but other rooms too Hehe.

Indeed a tale of extremes, eh.

Such is life.

Yours truly doesn’t take things to extremes, but certain things, gratitude, appreciation, and doing the small things that dont matter i.e. pizza sauce can “stick” to the plate, so …

I dont know why I bring this up?

Maybe because I read something about Jeff Bezo of all people “coming home to do the dishes” back inthe day.

I’ve no idea if thats true, probably was to an extent tho. Hehe.

But trust me, it’s not out of some inane Bozo fetish … most of those girls would just tell me “put it in the sink” and “come here now!” (bed).

I dont know, but if Bozo Glyn is reading this, which I’m sure he is, theres more than a few lessons there for him …

And for everyone in general – gratitude – and appreciation for the other person is indeed eternal.

Beats me, therefore, when I get comments along the lines of me being unappreciative and so forth …

If goose and gander is followed, there is NO more appreciative person on the face of the planet than yours truly.

Anyway …

On that note, remember – the Glynbozo sale has entered its last day i.e. TODAY.

25 % off, and this was done PURELY because a lot of you are getting back saying “tough times” or something.

So, thats a token of appreciation from my end too i.e. a 25% discount for my great fitness products, getting you into indeed th ebest shape of your life is nothing to sneeze at!

Have at, friend, but remember – clock’s TICKING!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I’m sitting here “two sheets to the wind”. Not quite, I’m dealing with busines – various affairs.

I’m dealing with asshole and Bozos attacking me from every angle, trying to put me – and keep me down.

Except they wont.

The hall mark of a real fighter my friend isn’t whether or if you go down.

That will happen – that is LIFE.

It’s WHAT you do when you’re DOWN!

Trust me, this is as good a message as I can give you now.

Do you fight back against impossible odds – or do yo usit back and give in?

DO YOU have the courage to stand up for your convictions like Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro did, they didnt even let him eat in the restaurant in NY because of New York City’s dumb ass panixine laws, you think that stopped Jair?

Not a frigging chance – head of state – a far sight more important than Bill De Blasio – TAKE THAT BILL!

Standing out on the sidewalk, eating a slice of a pizza.

REAL MAN, REAL LEADER – REAL GUMPTION – GALORE!

Keep fighting, friends.

If you believe in it, it shall be yours – if you pay the PRICE – and take it AWAY.

CONQUER!

RISE – and CONQUER!

And thats the only thing I gotta say, but a powerful messAGE it is, at least to me.

I’m out.

Remember the GlynBozo sale going on, going great guns. GEt in NOW if you want super savings.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

And, of course, the person they all talk about at family gatherings, and get togethers.

My wife keeps ranting about the following –

(her rant is curiously similar to what Bozo said) 

“You’re not important, no-one cares about you!”

By proxy, apparently she’s the “important one”.

Yet, my wife and my parents find every excuse – indeed, thats the FIRST thing they all chat about during family get togethers etc – i.e. it all starts with a massive bitching session about “Rahul”.

I was explaining “your enemy’s enemy’s my friend” to my little girl the other day, who truly is, right down to liking my hair (as most of the world does, hehe) – “Papa’s BIGGEST supporter!”

And that typies my family and even people like Glyn Bozo and chuck perhaps.

i.e. if there  is a common enemy you REALLY CANNOT STAND and hate – then thats a prime excuse to “bozo bitch” until the cows come home.

Of course, that prime enemy never quite goes away in that they never say what they think i.e. the Bozos to my face on EQUAL TERRITORY!

It’s like Hiden Biden, anytime you express an opinion contrary to his, Dictator Biden loses his top and goes “Come on…………!”

Yeah, come on Joe.

Lets at least follow the Constitution, eh.

I know he said “bring it” to the legal challenges,  but Joe, I think you might just have overstepped your authority there, and how!

You are NOT someone who can “dictate” terms to the rest of the country – or world!

And those of us that wont take the panixine just wont take it – period.

Lets see how you – or anyone – forces us!

Of course, thats the other reason they all talk about people like me behind my back.

But mostly it’s the usual rant of “he doesnt do what we WANT” i.e be a Glyn Bozo style cuck – or “he has so much money to live abroad” (and really, to my wife I gotta say this – I mean lady, living abroad doesnt mean you’re a multi-billionaire with servants out the ass and women galore as you think (ok, she got the women part right, hehe)) … But really, look at Glyn Bozo from the UK for one, stealing money everywhere he goes “in ass” – you think simply living abroad makes you rich, no it doesn’t.

And of course, the fact of “Rahul won’t be controlled by us”

And of course, he wont be a human ATM.

(And of course, they indirectly – the women – play the “we” card i.e. do everything to bring my daughter into it and weaponize her against me – the same thing as a great customer once told me i.e. “you’re lucky that your wife doesn’t do that – every other woman I’v eknown does that”).

(I am lucky because my daughter is a chip off the old block, and has always seen through that nonsense – admittedly I’ve explained it to her, but she’s seen through it from a young age).

Thats the rant in general that occurs when any sort of family get together does.

I know, I’m not important.

Hehe.

You know what, I’m damned glad to BE That person.  Like Trump, I’m very glad to say it like it IS – and have people hate me left, right and center.

I’m glad to BE different in that regard.

Not a Bozo without an opinion that blindly follows government dictum “in ass” as it were.

(Quite literally in ass with the way China for one adminsters their plague tests i.e. bend over, thats what they literally ask you to do!).

Not a Bozo that sits in some silly office job their entire life without wanting to.

Not a Bozo that does what Mommy and wifey tells him to …

And so forth.

Might make me an “asshole”, but so be it. Hehe.

(Eww, I best not say that, a certain Schofield’s nose will perk up)

And that, my friend is THAT.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Ps – Remember, folks, Glynbozo sale – alive and kicking – ONLY active until tomorrow!

The “feet” part, and the “hahahhaahaha” part in the last email I sent Daniela, in case you noticed (one person just did).

Smart guy. Hehe.

Well, the story is this – Dani translates my books not just here, but on the other site too – those being erotica books – and SOME of those books deal with cuckolded Bozos like Glyn (or others of his ilk) who get off on being humiliated, badgering women up and down, “Madam pleasssssssssssssssssssse” and other inane stuff, and of course, his fetish for feet, and “being her servant” and what not – all non consensual of course, ie. the women want nothing to do with him, if they did, hey, I wouldn’t be so critical of it because to each his (or Glyn’s case “her”) own … but since they dont!

So that particular tale was so easy to write, I just put in what Glyn does and did in his real life. Hehe.

I just didnt use his name, as I thought of a better one.

And it deals with studs who say it like it is, and then just “spread apart and just do it” if you get my drift.

No prizes for guessing WHO that stud is, except again, I removed names.

All very fiction oriented, but thats the great thing about these cuckolded Bozo Glyn types – they make for great tales.

All is fair in love and war, and as Sharon Stone said in Basic Instinct.

(lady for the AGES!!!!!!!!!!!)

“I’m a writer! I use people for my stories!”

Any writer worth his or her salt has been doing it for centuries, ages…

We get SO much inspiration from the world – the same world people keep complaining about.

Everything is inspiration for us – the real writers – and real DOERS!

You just have to find it.

But that brings to mind this whole cuckold thing Glyn is into for one, the whole “be your servant” thing, I was discussing with Dani.

Even if it’s a relatively tame fetish as shown in Basic Instinct i.e. pink handcuffs – (btw, remember the RAGING lust that a certain Michael Douglas was in when even THINKING of Stone? Hehe! I can identify, certain women have done that to me too!) … what I dont get is bringing other people into it.

A girl named Su once claimed that “she could sleep with other men, but she wanted me and didnt want me with other girls”.

I asked her why, very mildly.

She wouldn’t reply.

So I told her ,OK, you do what you like (I wasn’t with her, so could care less).

Her reply was swift.

Boo Hoo! How could you accept me with other men! It means you dont love me!

Hey, Su.

I didnt say I could accept. I said I didnt give a rats ass either way …

(I know, what a nice guy. Hehe).

But it brings up a valid point, I dont know, for ME?

If I am truly into her, if I truly DO care, there is no fuckin way Id want her with anyone else just NOT ON!

And I was talking to Dani about that, how a lot of people she knows “swing” and so forth …

I dont know, for me I couldn’t do it if I cared for the girl, and ALL the many women I’ve been with, even the casual lays that were THEMSELVES married, they wouldnt dream of me being with someone else.

I still remember the fuss a certain married Venus kicked up once about me having dinner – all I did was go to another chick’s house and have her home cooked dinner – but thats ALL! (ok, a few beers and so forth, but thats all!) …

“I can’t play with feelings!”

And this chick was MARRIED.

(admittedly one of those marriages where he gave her a house and car, so she married him and promised not to cheat, but that was all there was to it)

Yet, the drama, oh my, the way she deleted me, re-added me, and so forth …

Come to think of it, even that would make for a great addition to the story I’m currently working on. Hehe. I’ll just put in what we did the next day at my place!

Anyway …

Thats that for that part of it.

Remember, folks, Glynbozo sale is alive and kicking – all fitness products, decidely and definitely NO adult stuff here.

(That was Glyn in the last email -this fool showed up on the other site, tried to order, couldn’t – so “she” says – apparently Mommy canceled her credit card because he’s spending on trannies or what not – ive no idea, thats what I gleaned from her rants – and then came back here, all toasted, and claimed “my books have no sex”).

This guy is just … I dont know.

But anyway, sale ongoing – take advantage while you can friend, because it wont last – trust me.

Ending tomorrow!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I have often been and am continually accused of the following, no matter where I go.

I’m not a huge fan of the way th eChinese say it, so i’ll say it in English.

“He lives in his own world!’

In India, in Hindi, it’s “wo apni duniya me rehta hai!”

I’ve always been this way, friend.

My father once told me growing up – “you’ve created an IMPENETRATABLE barrier around you that you dont let anyone breach!”

Well, he was right – though I didnt know it at the time – I was too young.

When your constantly hurt growing up, you have two choices.

You BUCKLE AND CRUMBLE, like most in my situation would!

or – you get up – and you KEEP FIGHTING!

And I’ve done that all my life.

Napoleon Hill wrote about the “Guardian Princes” in his book “Getting Rich with Peace of mind“, where these princes BLOCK his mind to any and all outside negative influences.

And in today’s world – my oh my – NEGATIVE GALORE!

It doesnt have to be this way, of course.

But people are just getting more and more negative, which is SAD – the way we think as a whole is what shapes us, and this gigantic covid scam used as an excuse to control anyone is just making things way worse.

Look, it’s the bloody plague from China, they planned it, the world let it happen, now what??

Live in fear the rest of our lives?

Nigh NO-ONE wants to answer that fucking question!

Anyway, Daniela, my translator for a few books I wrote is the same way.

And as her guy (well,some guy she was with apparently) “is an asshole” and just up and left her (but really, all he wanted was sex, the minute she saw financial stability and wanted more, he saw it coming, so bailed – normal) … well, I might be considered an utter asshole for saying this too.

i.e. what I just told Dani.

And if you on this list think I’m that please write back and tell me, and I’ll say thank you to you.

Because I’d rather say it like it IS!

Covid may be real, Princess, in that SOME people have died, but all these regulations, all the panic that is going on – it is one gigantic excuse to control people – that is all it boils down to. Fact is china planned this for years, spread it, and many other countries did nothing about it, and now we’re in this situation. Fact also is, sometime and someday we have to STOP PANICKING !!! People are just panicking more and more – guess how Hitler and company – or any dictator anywhere spreads their dictatorship – hate – and intolerance – because people PANIC and get SCARED!

Fact is, as a globe we need to stop panicking, and stop mandating all sorts of idiotic panixines (Daniela, I mean, come ON – the damned so called vaccine, you can still GET this damn thing even if you take three shots, now they want you to take four and more, how is it even a bloody vaccine when you can GET the damn disease after taking it) …

Fact is, it’s a super flu, nothing more, the world needs to stop acting paranoid and crazy, things will never return to normal unless people WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES!

I realize all this might come across as me being an asshole, I’m sorry if you feel that way (I’m not saying you do) – but it’s all TRUE! I dont even call it bloody Corona virus, Corona is the name of my favorite beer. It’s the plague from China, that is what it is, fact.

Now this damned agent, I dont know, he isn’t giving me any answers as well, so have patience or not – I dont know?

Yeah I can hide my “real self” very well, haha. Thats why they call me a chameleon “Jason bourne”. I realize your true feeling is “just some guy” (nothign to do with sex) – but thats ok, we haven’t met, hehe. Anyway, my point is – yes, I’m good at hiding my REAL feelings …

The height, no idea what it is in cms, haha, Chinese girls keep using that term too (cm) – but I always measure in feet and inches, seems more natural (feet hahahhahhaaha).

As for you, what is going on – did your guy ever get back, or “gone for good”? Job wise, anything?

I’d rather come down with a bang after being in the clouds because to me it’s an opportunity to GET UP AND KEEP FIGHTING – but what do I know, thats just me, haha.

Cheers

Now, the agent part – some book related nonsense, not applicable here.

Job wise, she’s hunting so I asked …

Guy wise, well, I wont get into that here – not applicable.

But point is this bally plague from China, the panic it’s created, and people just dont want to move on as a whole!

It’s pathetic, but what I do know.

I tell people to keep fighting, focus on the positive, but they privately diss me for it – and publicly TROLL me for it while not having the balls to say anything about it publicly. i.e. the real issues.

So be it.

What do I know, eh.

I’m just an idiot that writes emails and fitness books, albeit the best damn ever.

And on that note, what i DO KNOW is this – the “GlynBozo” sale WILL end tomorrow (lots of demand for yours truly “idiotic books” as some idiot recently called ’em – no prizes for guessing who – apparently for some reason he thought “sex” was involved in these books – no you Bozo – thats the other site, you FOOL!) … so please, if you want in, get in now.

And when you live in your OWN world, you focus on what matters to YOU.

You focus on building what is important, not what the idiots and morons BLEAT on about outside (sure, you keep up to date with it, but thats it – you dont let it affect you!)

And ultimately, THAT is what makes winners my friend.

Show me one that didnt live in their own world forever, and I’ll eat my non existent fuckin hat, tinfoil, Bozo or not …

I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee