Friend,

I just chanced upon the first real proof of how this all started.

Note, Fast and Furious Fitness was “underway” at the time I created my first and dearest (they all are!) site www.rahulmookerjee.com !

And it’s still, that site where I get most of my customers.

Magic, friend, pure magic!

And as my fingers shake – perhaps apt I posted this in deep breathing!

Doors be opening all the time as I type this, in more ways than one.

Truly, truly … well, I’ll eave this one be.

But you spiritual lot … you KNOW!

I won’t say I’m holding back a tear, but the nostalgia, oh MY!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – This post was the ONLY ONE I never published on the site, until now.

Prophetic? Maybe – and HERE it is now, for “ever”! Some things just are!

Dear friend,

Well, well, well.

I never cease to be amazed at what Buttler Bozo sends.

Not so much the content of his stuff, but the desperation behind each one of the racist memes, the utter “lunacy” behind his offers and “schemes” – he must be applying a lot more brain for the women he swindles!

Then again, those women are likely not exactly contenders for “smart woman of the year” either, hehe.

And Buttler Glyn despite his infantile Ponzi schemes which amazingly, Chinese women are so gullible they still fall for (a lot of ’em) – does ONE thing right.

He picks ’em right.

Old, fat, decrepit, haven’t gotten laid in years, lonely …

Thats the sort the Bozo attracts. lol.

True example of “attracting that which you are to yourself, as opposed to that you wish you were”.

He wishes, as many others do, that he were me.

HEhe.

Poor guy.

Funny part, he actually could be if he TRIED – it ain’t like I got anything special going on in that regard i.e. I wasn’t born with a golden or silver spoon in my mouth for one thing, like Glyn was…

But anyway, all of you know how lazy he is, so that isn’t why I’m writing this to you.

It’s to apprise of the Bozo’s latest “offer”.

You may not believe what he had to say.

But he said it, and to “warm you up”, it ain’t the first time he’s sent me such offers either.

Hehe.

Take for example, this last year.

tried to buy your 799.99 content offer. my credit card rejected. can I wire money to you by PayPal?

Some Edwin, or Karl Popko sent this. Hehe.   (back when I was offering the membership for that much – it’s been upped by $200 now).

I live in China and I be trying to get fitter than a fiddle. You a good looking guy so did you get even more womans on you trail because I need advice how to get a Orientalist wife here as I been struggling. Thanks ya, Edwin Barker

That lunacy has been addressed here, hehe. I dont think the Bozo even knew he was being reverse trolled…

(I think that was some “Edwin Parker”, or “Barker” or some shit. He sure was barking up the wrong tree was the Bozo, and completely fell for the conversation I had with “Edwin” on Freakbook, hehe i.e. he thought he “got me”, but I was chuckling all throughout, hehe).

In the middle, a girl named Roya he scammed sent me her heartfelt story about the Bozo which I ignored initially – but after she sent it multiple times and after I checked IP etc, and the tone of what she sent, I was satisfied it wasn’t the Bozo so I shared it with the world.

But anyway, (and remember, notice the impotency of the lunacy and behind it i.e the Bozo is actually writing about himself in a bi polar, “third party” sort of frame of mind) …

 “Rahul, please kindly, I’ll buy the Ship membership, I’ll do whatever you want me to, and I’ll buy more products, please stop mentioning me, please ask your list this too”.

Please stop writing about me, Rahul!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was more about some nonsense about “I want to learn how to do pull-ups“.

(I’m parphrasing what he said, by the way. his actual email so so nonsensical and garbled it looked like this

rahulpleasedontmentionmeiwant o … tbuythep orduct from you

Must have been high as usual. But that was the gist!)

From a Bozo that once drunkenly in 2014 “wanted to build a website” … LOL!

I just spat my tea out, so hard did I laugh. The Bozo and a website, hehe. What a joke!

But anyway, he sent a long email, but thats the gist. (he doesnt know I got it, because his emails are all blocked, but this latest one wasn’t, but it is NOW).

My answer?

Long answer – NO.

Short answer -Hell no!

I dont want my products anywhere NEAR Butt licking Bozos and Tom Tom’s.

I dont care if they give me a billion bucks of what is most likely more stolen money.

I could care less.

I want my products to go to the DOERS, friend. Simple as that.

Anyone else, fuck off.

I dont want it – and especially not the Bozo.

I didnt create these products “just to sell”.

There’s a far deeper purpose underlying them, and RESPECT is key!

And as for not talking bout the Bozo, sorry, Bozo, but your antics have doomed YOU.

YOU had plenty of chances to “turn over a new leaf”. You never did.

You just fooled the world into thinking you did, of course, with lunatics, whose fooling who is always a prime and burning ? …

“A known lunatic”, like Charles once rightly said about him. Hehe.

“The rantings of a known lunatic”, I think is what he said… I’ll have to ask, but yes, I think that is what he said.

But I might go a bit easy on the Bozo if he does the Tony Grieg followed by a LONG list or email saying what he did was wrong, and why … and if it’s heartfelt, and if it’s (after I share with all) – followed by the Jahapanna Tussi Great Ho! I mentioned in an email past, except without the Bozo pulling his pant down and bending over. Hehe.

The 3 Idiots was classic in that regard!

Anyway, thats what I gotta tell THIS idiot i.e. the Bozo.

And speaking of which, and the reason I bring all this up …

Trust me, over the last week, plenty of folks have expressed interest in the Collector’s Edition of Fast and Furious Fitness.

Some are willing to buy it, and WANT to buy it – some want it for free.

I ain’t given it to either party.

Maybe some of my other products I’d vet them and let ’em have it – probably not.

Ther eis a reason, friend, Iget you on the list FIRST.

That way, I can decide who is truly serious – and who to sell to.

Trust me, typical Tom tom’s like Glyn for one are the LAST people I’d want to sell my outstanding books and products to. EVER!

And so, another call out to YOU on this list – those last two copies, friend, just MUST go.

Go they will, but I want YOU to be the one getting them.

Here is where you CAN.

Yes, YOU CAN!

And on that note, I’m out. I’ll keep you apprised on the But(t)ler, hehe. Truly plumbing the depths is he now, on that note, did he ever GET out??

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Gianni, a student of mine exemplies this example perfectly (former student).

I met him through a third party – he’s an Italian dude, and a great guy “looking to improve his English”

Over 50, divorced, with a girlfriend (at the time, I think, now, I’m not sure) – living right next to where I did in an even “posher” area (though I must admit, I’ll take my own apartment with no elevators, hehe. But I’ll upgrade to a posher one happily too, but with no elevators most likely!).

Hehe…

Elevators have never been important to me, not even when lugging unwiedly 50 kg plus boxes back and forth from the management office, tea threatening to spill out on the “long” 10 or so minute back walk (without it, a brisk 5 minute walk) – and then up and down flights of stairs repeatedly.

In and as of itself, thats a strongman workout for you, and do it in the blazing heat and humidity – and mid afternoons of Southern China where nary a bird tweets – well, you might be classified as a crazy fool. Hehe.

I was, I know!

All those workouts in blazing hot weather – SEARING hot – that proved to be (later) the basis for one of the best courses I ever wrote (power packed) – Advanced Hill Training!

Of course, when I finally made that course and got the pictures taken – they were taken on a cool day – and the book was written with 2 A/C’s on full blast. Hehe.

Tells you a lot about goals, how the subconscious accomplishes them – one small example).

Anyway … where was I, friend.

Ah yes, Gianni.

Great guy, but he’d often try and skimp on the English classes. Hehe. Pay etc.

But he negotiated fairly well, and most of all, I liked the guy – so I was happy to give him discounts etc – key thing being, I liked him.

Sensible, and practical, used to be a wrestler back in the day, did (mandatory, I believe for a coupla years – not sure if Italy still has conscription???) time in the Army – over 6 feet tall, not quite a “battletank” like my buddy from the Marines, but in his day, he probably was!

His grip though could use improving, hehe.

“Why you grip my hand so hard”, I still remember him saying one night.

My bad on that one, Gianni. Hehe.

Then I remember another dude from the UK once telling me “Gilliam” …

“YOU pull people towards you!”

That I do, friend.

If you’re a tiny guy growing up whose confidence was battered and shattered in every fuckin way possible, you do what you got to (if you’re one of the DOERS).

The Gorilla Grip was one of them.

From being laughed at roundly for years, and now praised … quite the journey it has been for me (and can be for YOU TOO!).

Anyway, Gianni would often say the following as well during the classes, and negotiating future pay etc.

“I gotta sit by the pool on Sunday with my friends!”

To me, this was natural.

When I told my then wife, she exploded in fury.

“He’s sitting there with his friends at the pool”, she went. “And look at you!”

Huh, I asked.

She was, of course, bitching about money.

To me, I didnt have the slightest feeling of “he has money and I don’t” (at the time, I didnt have a lot of it, but I could care less).

(which of course, is the “golden key” to attracting anything).

Then wife cared, an how. Hehe.

Anyway …

This dude was realistic though. Practical. Had been in the trenches, and though I never asked him, I’ll wager a bet his life pre-40 looked VERY different from what I saw it when I met him.

He was fiercely holding on to that life, and still is.

Hey, I get it, bro.

When you’ve been through tough times, you dont want them again, and do all you can to save a buck even if you don’t need to!

But anyway …

If you talk to him, at least back then when I did, despite his money, I got the “gritty realism” feeling, which is why I liked him (and vice versa).

And that, my friend, is what – one unhidden reason – or perhaps hidden – why my products are so damned successful and sought after in a certain niche, expanding very rapidly.

Folks can identify with the gritty realism – probably why like me, they call ’em manuals!

The HARD nitty grittes that work. 

The unfancy pictures. 

The no BS attitude!

Take no prisoners!

And NO fancy shmnacy rubbish you see everywhere these days when it comes to fitness!

No girls, no smart(dumb)phones and so forth …

STuff done in a manner most would balk at i.e. “eff that” as Charles Mitchell once famously said, hehe.

But that grit, that realism, it attracts the doers.

Some of my best products, my friend, were created in this mould – this spirit.

I didnt necessarily have a lot of money years ago when I CREATED THEM!

This holds true for my fitness books – and other writing as well.

True, some were created during “great times” – but truth being, ALL times when creating any product for me are great times – I even lose track of time!

But often times, I prefer – even when I’m not necessarily “hard up for cash” or whatever (or haven’t been) – to create the product in that mould.

I Dont know why.

Thats me!

I’d rather brutal, bare bones, gritty realistic and what works as opposed to fancy idiotic pictures and stuff which are great if you like ’em, but whats the friggin point?

Maybe if I’m making a movie someday, but I dont want to as of now. Hehe.

So says the “movie star”. Hehe.

Perhaps the ONE book I could choose amongst all my others which displays this characteristic the best?

Fast and Furious Fitness – the Collector’s Edition.

That cover makes a differerence. The words do. ALL OF it does, the entire package does!

I can’t explain it, if there is one book that truly displays the grit, it is this!

Then of course, Pushup Central and Isometric and Flexibility Training … two other courses in that same mould.

EXACT SAME!

Right down to the dents in the wall, the blase and seemingly uninspiring “walls” – and so forth.

But, it’s inspiring to the doers, friend.

Remember, you gotta get back to the basics as Rocky was so famously told in Rocky III!

THAT is what does it, friend.

Anyway, two copies left for the Collector’s Edition.

You’ll see this in a future email, but people have already expressed interest in getting it – for free – but I’m holdin goff on that, because I really don’t want to give it away for free.

Other hand, if THIS list doesn’t step up and get the last two, I might well do that.

But really, valuable gems like this … I dont know, I dont want to give it away.

But friend, they’ve gotta go, and thats precisely what I WILL Do down the line if YOU don’t step up and grab this now.

Trust me, it’s one of the best fitness reads you’ve ever read..

And the Collector’s Edition is just gold, pure gold, you’ll see what I mean when you get it.

Anyway, thats that from yours truly realistic.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Dear Reader,

A face popped up last night in the ether.

A face I had seen a LONG time ago, well a few months, actually, when I was talking to a certain Lucy … about certain things best not discussed here, or else (well, or else, nothing, but the Bozo would have sissygasms galore and we wouldn’t want that, hehe).

I can feel his round, bloated face anxiously looking over my shoulders to “see what Rahul is writing about ME”! Hehe.

Anyway, Bozo wasn’t present in the ether last night.

Five dudes were. Note the number!

And I was one of them.

There was physical combat going on, and Japanese dude was far bigger and stronger than I was (or so it seemed).

Yet, after our “epic battle” (wasn’t Godzilla vs Kong, hehe – anyone see that movie as yet? Last I saw of King Kong was “Skull Island” which I did not quite like – the original King Kong was the best for me, as were some of the older Godzilla movies…)

(not so with the Rambo series – Stallone delivers a solid punch in the last one. GRITTY AND REAL! – IV was the best for me, though, along with I).

… but anyway, after that epic battle, we were all stuck in a situation.

All “hanging off the edge of a building as it were”.

Not quite what Sig Klen did all those years ago, carrying a lady and her daughter to safety amidst an inferno – while climbing down a pipe on the side of the building with the other hand …

But close, and as we looked for a way “out” – I got it.

Hey.

Just push that window, I told dude next to me.

he did.

It opened!

Sometimes, the simplest things are the best, my friend – and easiest too – and they WORK THE BEST!

And it all ended with myself and Japanese dude enjoying an, oddly enough, “liqor party” instead of the Stella I so love. Hehe.

We even did the “gan bei” (thats a China thing) from the teacups, and hey – he could barely do it.

Yours truly poured it down his gullet like there was no tomorrow!

Anyway ….

What happens in the Ether, friend, is often indicative of what happens in REAL LIFE too – except often in ways you’d never imagine possible.

I realize a lot of you reading don’t place much faith or put much stock in the subconscious, or dreams, or being able to tell what the future holds from your dreams, which is fine.

But fitness wise, remember this.

Simplest is ALWAYS BEST.

Remember this too, my friend.

If YOU are in a situation where you have to do what Sig Klein did – CAN YOU do it?

Simple question.

CAN YOU?

Don’t make the mistake of assuming “it wont happen”. Oh yes it has, and it CAN happen to you – me – or anyone.

You never know what might happen until you’re “put in the situation”.

And for a real hero’s perspective on that – check THIS link out.

True hero, way more so than the animated Kong’s we see on cine.

Last, but not least, this.

Dani, my translator on another site was asking me about some plans I have – and if I – as usual “plan on doing it on my lonesome”.

Thats EXPENSIVE!!!!!!!!!! she went. 

Well, yes it is.

I won’t reveal just what it is right now, but I told her it will be done on my lonesome with no help or what not.

Certainly no butt licking “feel sorry for me” Bozo techniques that he uses to weasel dough out of unsuspecting old ladies being scammed like this by buffoons galore.

Hey, I cannot tell you what a liberating feeling it is to truly have the ability to produce – in any economy – and do your thing – anywhere in the world – and feel secure in the knowledge, that if it all goes to hell, YOU can build your life back up within a very short span.

And I guess, if there is one lesson I want to give you here, it is that.

Make sure you have the ability to PRODUCE – something of value – on your OWN – in any economy.

Truly a skill worth learning friend, as are all the other fitness skills I teach you.

Come get some HERE.

And, remember – we’re running out on the pre-orders for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness. I don’t do pre-orders for more than 2 months max, and we’re already past, let’s see, more than a month …

SO if you want in at the price it is being offered at NOW, then reserve your copy now, my friend.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I’ll always remember Rod Steiger, with an extra special “twang” or accent or what not in “The Specialist“. Hehe.

Seems some, or a lot of people don’t specialize in what Sly did in th emovie ie. puffing and buffing and blowing stuff up.

They specialize in … IDIOCY.

Lest you think Bozo Glyn Schofield was the only one, he isn’t. Not by a long shot.

He’s just the looniest amongst them all.

Hehe.

Who, of course, thinks he’s the smartest, toughest, meanest, baddest…

Anyway, I just got off the phone – or should I say a conversation – with an idiot I barely ever speak to.

We ain’t gonna mention her by name here…

But suffice to say I hardly ever have any conversation with her , because …

“You’re always wrong!” taken to giddy and such idiotic limits that you sometimes have to stop and wonder. Even my 8 year old can’t believe her ears sometimes (when Itell her, which isn’t that often. Hehe).

But anyway, I asked her one thing.

Of course, an outburst occured.

“Stupid question!” she went. 

It wasn’t

It was a routine thing I ask daily – well, not daily, even!

But I ask her sometimes – I dont know I ain’t kept track, but not daily to be sure!

I didnt say much (though of course, she was waiting for me to blow up, like Nazi feminists ALL do).

Pointless to do so, guys…

(free tip there).

(which few heed, and few CAN heed in the heat of battle, hey, I know – and I get it – an dunderstand – I’v ebeen there!).

“If you talk to an idiot, thats the answer you’ll get”, she’s trilled.

Ah, you’re calling me an idiot, I went.

Though she wasn’t. Hehe.

It was a double entendre.

I flipped it around saying “Yes, of course. I’m the idiot”.

“I never said that”, she yelled. 

She didnt.

She’s right.

She also fell for it.

She’ll never know.

Hehe.

Why people cant be STRAIGHT and why people have to shove their silly moods unto others is … well, both beyond me andwhy this man here – real man – lives A the fuck ALONE.

And I always plan on doing so.

Never say never I know, but still!

Exceptional people truly make exceptional decisions and usually stick to them.

And exceptional people are the ones that WRITE – and pick up – and read, not once, but twice, but MORE than you can remember – countless number of times, until that damned book is DOG EARED – classic gems in fitness.

Such as Fast and Furious Fitness – the Collector’s Edition, for one.

Sorry, friend, I’m not going to stop mentioning it.

Unsubscribe for all I care.

But, sometimes, I know whats good for YOU …

And getting this book now before we run out, which I promise we will, or I’ll give ’em away – is truly the best thing for YOU NOW.

Do so now, friend.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS An dbefore I forget, friend, it’s really the LEASt IDIOTIC decision you’ll ever make in your life, hehe.

(I’ve made plenty!)

My friend,

I noticed the following on Helen, who I emailed about a while ago’s weChat moments.

(like the FB equivalent of a wall or something, I mean th eWeChat equivalent).

“We dont remember the days. We remember the moments”.

Hers are private – for now. Hehe. We’ll let it be that way – for now.

Madams, even Mad Madams need their time… hehe.

(Bozo Boozy Schofield, there’s lesson numero uno for you ie. pestering has the opposite effect (unless you do it Rahul Mookerjee style, but not everyone can pull it off, hehe. You sure can’t)).

And … she’s right!

Not because she posted about moments, on well, moments…

It’s because we often tend to – well, most of the time, to be fair, we tend to remember the MOMENTS.

Or, brief phase of life we really enjoyed – or hated.

If you think back to good periods of your life, friend, chances are thinking of those good things – whether you knew it or not – brought them to you in the first place.

It holds true for everything in life, fitness included.

The picture yours truly had in mind was built LONG before the physical “speciemen” was…

But anyway, I had this thought – what if the days became moments?

What if, each day passed by in such bliss that you felt as if they were a moment?

I’m not Tom Tomming stretching here, for the cynics that might think (although there is a damn good reason I’d usually choose some of the stretches in Isometric and Flexibility Training over 10 Madams, as a certain Virginia once told me “10 men massaging me!” – she was most likely kidding, I’m not – NO, I’m not kidding – in either regard, 10 or not – massaging me on a sunny beach in Maui or what not) …

(I wouldn’t choose it over the beer though, but it’d be a tough choice, hehe, som sthings, especially the real Stella’s are SACROSANCT!).

Anyway ..

What if that happened to you?

yes, I realize a lot of you think it’s hogwash and the grind is the only way.

It ain’t either, if you have the guts and gumption to truly follow your heart.

I’m not saying give up your day job, I’m not sayin gbecome a writer, none of that, no, Tom Tom’s, please, this isn’t for you.

You, my friend, will have to figure this out for yourself, but you already know – if you look within.

The secret.

Napoleon Hill mentioned it in plain English so many times.

Claude Bristol did too.

People read, look past it…

Anyhow a brief phase in my life in 2015 with a certain Carol, for reasons not “getting into here, hehe” was that way.

For both of us.

It passed, sure.

But as she once famously said (probably doesn’t even remember it, but maybe she does, she’s smart!) …

Good memories for both of us in the future, if nothing else!

So true, so true.

Earlier that year, an EVEN more “moment” like phase in my life.

Remember Bozo Schofield’s famous “infamous” not-review here?

(here – Pull-ups – from STUD to SUPER STUD within WEEKS: Hidden keys that have NOT been revealed until NOW. eBook : Mookerjee, Rahul: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store) 

In it, he moans about “Rahul had no sex life”.

Well, this here stud didnt. Hehe.

I woke up in the morning. From 830 AM, sometimes 5 AM – till 2, 3, I’d write. Uninterrupted.

I wouldnt sell, I’d just write!

Write, write, write!

Sure, I sell all that now, at the time though, I just had to get it all out, I had to WRITE!

There was no other way.

And nothing, even the job hunting I sometimes did then made me happier than that phase.

Oh, but wait.

So around 3 or so, I’d go to the hill.

That picture you see on the website was taken by “Miss Chens husband”!

Or Mrs, if you so choose!

All so real, the stories – and the reality.

It blends into one like honey and pancakes, oh so perfect, smokin hot like a certain 41 year old “Carol” (well, almost there!) still is. Hehe. Sitting in her car reading all this and giggling …

Anyway, the point isn’t Carol, or Helen, or anyone.

The point is, at that time, I wrote – did NOTHING else.

Hell, I wouldn’t even drink BEER a lot of times, I’d write till 11, conk out, have sexy dreams (I was writing mostly fiction then) – and I’d be back at it next morning.

True, my utter devotion to just producing and not selling (or focusing on sales which came anyway) was a “half mistake” I learnt from.

But really, those books … all 86 plus of them, all bestsellers, wouldn’t have ever happened without that phase, all happens for a reason, my dear friend.

There is NO such thing as coincidence, despite what the wackjobs and Doubting Thomases (and Bozo Schofield’s) say to the contrary …

(and janes. Hehe).

So what if YOUR life could be one such giant moment in many phases?

It can, if you do the thing – and do it right.

Zero to Hero! gives you a glimmer of HOW.

It warms you up for phase II, or Volume 2, which is apt considering whats happenign to yours truly NOW.

And back to terra firma…

Remember, two phases and two girls aside, or 10 …

There are only TWO copies of Fast and Furious Fitness – the Collector’s Edition remaining, friend.

I said they wouldn’t last.

They won’t.

Get ’em while you can now, and please don’t ask me later. True, you can still get the book later, but you will NOT be able to get the special edition, and neither will it be autographed by me most likely, but this one will.

If you want in, well, take action now, my friend.

Andt hats that from me – back soon.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

And actually end up helping those they “hate”…

Let me explain, hehe.

Remember the famous – or infamous Trump press conference about the Coronavirus?

Ooops.

The plague from China, I’m so sorry (to my daughter, who corrects me every time, hehe).

The Wu Flu, the pestilence, the grand cacophany of BS globally …

Whatever you call the damned thing, Alpha, Lambda, Sissy Schofield Variant or what not (can you get it by licking asses? LOL!)  …

All Trump did was suggest the use of disinfectant to “maybe” (if possible) cure the virus.

All he did was talk about X Rays, and say they kill viruses, and say he had common sense, and wasn’t a Doctor.

Dont believe me, Google it, listen to what he said, and you’ll get it.

At least, you should.

His comments rang home for me – someone that keeps talking SENSE, and the buffoons around me keep Tom Tomming the exact opposite (well, when I say “around me”, not physically always, but you get the drift!!!!!!!).

I mean, geez ultraviolet kills germs, right?

Simple fucking fact.

And of course, it sent Bozos into a tizzy that immediately started pumping Chlorox up their backsides, and many, if not all, like Glyn ended up in the emergency rooms.

I swear.

they talk about (in certain countries) limiting or STOPPING the sale of alcohol to “ease the load on emergency rooms” (biggest bunch of crapola I ever heard – what about all the accidents and so forth? The other cases? Alcohol ain’t responsible for everything. Just like guns dont kill – PEOPLE DO!) … but what about banning Bozos that do this sort of rubbish?

Clearly, they need to be in the mental asylum, not roaming the streets freely…..

But anyway, the left picked up on that, and has been Tom Tomming this ever since. And, of course, giving Trump more and more publicity every time they do, but they dont get it.

It compounds!

Hence, I welcome trolls and Bozo SChofield types too. Hehe.

Their “love” (ugh) truly does compound too….

Except these Bozos dont know it (Schofield learned, I believe, after a year, hehe, but not fully. 1 percent maybe!).

Schofield, do post some reviews… I know you’re reading this, eyes glued to screen, “What will Rahul say next God(dess, I hope, not about meeeeeeeee!”

“I hope he forgets me!”

I can hear the Bozo’s brain, or whats left of what was non existent furiously working in that regard.

Hehe.

And it is!

But anyway –

In a cutting response to a Fox News question, Jen Psaki said Trump suggested people ‘inject versions of poison into their veins’ as a COVID-19 cure

As dumb as it gets, friend.

AS DUMB!

This Jen woman is an idiot incarante as are most of the people Biden hires.

I mean, if you look at the article here, even the article says Trump never said anything remotely close to it.

Hey, Jen, at least learn how to market from a man thats been there and done it.

You can learn from me, hehe.

Or, from the Trumpinator for free, except that would require brains, something which ar ein short supply for you apparently.

Bananas may not be…

I dont know why I thought of that. Hehe. A certain “Helen” just told me she loves bananas, my mind worked overtime, and …

Anyway, Glyn, Bananas and Schofields aside… (and Jens’s aside…).

This sort of lunacy applies to fitness too.

The nuts at the Jim spin this tale about … well, let me give you the comments.

“Thats just bodyweight exercises! To build real strength, you lift weights and go to the gym!”

“If you want to workout, of course you need to go to the Jim!”

“You can’t just do one thing (Carol said this about climbing hills) and get into super shape! You need more!”

All of these, and more … these are such STUPID comments.

For one, CAN the idiots who espouse this nonsense do what I teach – even one rep – or half (lets take the mighty handstand pushup – CAN YOU GO DOWN – slowly -under control – NOSE TO FLOOR – then come back up without bashing everything in!) ??

Nope.

…. point proved. As if I needed to anyway!

Two – no, you don’t.

The Jim needs your dough, sure.

But YOU don’t need the gym to workout!

You can get all the workouts you need in a room the size of half a prison cell or the looney tune bin in Brum, whichever you want, but thats a fact.

Three?

Well, proofs in the pudding.

And I’ve always said, focus on the BIGGIES – and preferably, ONE MAIN exercise at a time.

Sure, you can do others, but FOCUS on the one thing that hits the hardest!

For me, its email (business wise). (should be for Bozos globally too, though they dont get it “noone reads” – oh YES, they DO – millions do! – and they BUY too!).

And so forth …

So this nonsense, my friend has got to stop.

Fitness wise, do your bit by getting the Rolls Royce of fitness HERE.

And dont just get – DO!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Please, also let me know the answer to THIS question.

Do YOU – WANT – IT? 

The rare gem, the two copies of the Collector’s Edition.

Because, friend, if you dont pick it up NOW, I’m going to give ’em away to a more “deserving” audience (well, people).

And I think you deserve it more, to be honest, but you gotta step up, PUT YOUR HAND UP and say Yes, YES, YES, I wANT IT, RAHUL!

But, be quick about it friend, because like I said these have GOT TO GO – and at the soonest!

Dear reader

A friend, Michael Harding (well, I’m not sure what the status is now – we’ve been disagreeing on the China Tom TOm part for years, so we haven’t spoken – curiously, we “stopped speaking” before even discussing it…) once made the following comment about a photo I put on the cover of 10 Commandments of Successful Sales.

The iconic picture you put, Rahul!

TRULY ICONIC THAT WAS!

And I’ve always felt that way.

That period of my life was pure, utter, sheer, unmitigated FLOW with NO THOUGHT INVOLVED!

Quite truly, I’d be making tons of money half sloshed.

I’d wake up in the morning, write emails for the company I Worked at, and goof off the rest of the day.

Of course, it didnt last, reasons mentioned in the book (none of them related to my performance – that just kept going UP – it was all “politics and jealousy and office crap” basically – and a prime reason why people LEAVE companies, even those they took from “Zero to HERO!” as my next employer put it!).

Anyway, Mike often made those comments about OTHER THINGS I’ve said as well.

And being he’s Tom Tomming on LinkedIn, which has now permanently banned me (fuck ’em) –

Regards,

(like, there is a limit to how much I can put up with China pandering Bozos that ban you TWICE FOR THE – get this – SAME INFRACTION!

They were looking for an excuse.

And the minute I refused to send them my passport details (so they could hand it over to the CCP) – the minute they banned me.

Pathetic, and given I haven’t used FB since last year, and won’t ever use it most likely (truly a visionary in that regard too I am – call it Tom Tomming, but people are leaving Facebook in DROVES now – it’s only Twitter and Instagram that are going strong these days, and for a damn good reason.

It’s either or with both those platforms.

Twitter, pithy speech, hard hitting.

Insta, photos, hard hitting or not… (sure, you can type in a lonnnnnnnnnng note with the photo, but it’s hardly ever read).

Hence, yours truly is on both (well, I got back on Insta after a long time, but I’ve got some great photos to share, slowly I will) … anyway, since I ain’t used FB since last year, that leaves only the above two.

And of course, iconic comments and images aside – THIS what struck me this morning.

ICONIC! Were my thoughts.

ICONIC, Sir, Iconic!

There is no other photo I’ve got, at least as far as I know that screams out the following this to the reader –

(or onlooker)

OLD TIMERS!

Old time strongman – current Ironman

And REAL STRENGTH AND FITNESS TRAINEE!

The rest is all there. Have a look –

Think about it, friend.

What are YOUR first thoughts that come to mind?

For me, it’s those long climbs that were derided by many as being useless, and so forth …

But neither were the climbs useless, nor was the effort, nor were the pictures that a girl took for me (I’ll share some pictures of her later – but we “fell out” – she was the annoying sort, but she took some decent pictures) …

My mind BE flashing back now, I’m almost in that “time” as it were..

All by my lonesome, the tiger making its way up that damn hill…

Anyway, thats the spirit in which I bring you 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections.

And, THAT is the spirit in which YOU should do Advanced Hill Training – and 0 Excuses Fitness system.

Pick up these great courses now, my friend, you will love them.

Oh, and one more thing.

Those two copies of the COllector’s Edition of Fast and Furious Fitness that I’ve PERSONALLY SIGNED FOR YOU, my friend?

There’s only two left.

No more reprints.

Do you want it?

Let me know – first come, truly first “serve”!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Well, it’s not what you might expect from a title of that nature…

But, it’s something I hate, friend.

Absolutely frigging HATE. (I dont use that word too often either).

Laziness is part of it, being an entitled brat is another part of it, but mostly, it’s “subconscious programming”.

In China, and many other places that (well, people that) ape the Chinese and East Asians in general, I often see the following.

People spitting out fish bones etc on the dinner table – right in front of you while you’re eating.

Or, on their plate which is better…

People grinding their cigarettes into their dinner plates … because “the waitress’s job is to clean it”.

Now, a friend of mine once did something similar with a waitress at Waffle House, albeit a.. .

… very rude one. Hehe.

So he got his back, since he wasn’t able to say anything to her “or else, I’m a woman, how dar eyou say it!” .

But in general, that sort of behavior would not just be termed uncivilized for you and I – people would get into massive arguments or worse over it.

Yet, Nazi feminists, liberals and others of that nature feel free to do this sort of thing on a regular basis.

If you want it gone from your table while you’re eating?

Well, you better clean it up yourself – even though you weren’t the one that made the mess.

And I could have titled this post “habits I absolutely hate”, I wouldn’t be that far off.

True, “its done in China”.

True, it’s accepted by all as part of their culture.

True, the waitresses expect it, and would do the same thing themselves.

And also true, I often wondered what the poor Waitresses there went through in Chinese restaurants, hehe, back when I still went to restaurants -now I just order delivery for the most part.

(Where’s Bozo Glyn where and when we need him (her) with sissy aprons, make up and whatever he keeps “ruminating” over)

Dont get me wrong, this isnt about some liberal sense of “oh, poor chap, or girl”.

I faced the same thing back in 1997 I believe when my first part time job before I tossed it and went to work in the computer lab the next semeter, perfect for a lazy ass like me, and getting paid the SAME, with lovely girls all around to boot, hehe (thanks Ricky!) when I worked in the kitchen – the cafeteria, actually.

One hour of that was all it took before my 17 year old self said “fuck this shit”.

Computer lab, I never left that damn job. I loved it! Hehe.

But anyway, this entitlement that Nazi feminists have, I suppose I hate that the most, and liberals do too.

create a mess – blame someone else for it, and then expect someone to clean it up for you.

Expect someone to provide you with handouts for the rest of your life because “the other person can” and you can too, except you’re too lazy to WORK – and when someone tells you HOW to, you say they’re a fool.

NO concept of goose and gander whatsoever.

NO concept of being polite, but expecting the other person to be so, or else.

NO concept of … ah, but you get my drift!

But remember, friend.

You cannot fight against this pestilence alone.

(Yes, if you thought “women!” while reading this in general, I dont blame you. But they’re not all that way, but a lot of these cunts are).

And of course, weaponizing kids against their Dad’s, hitting the men when they cannot even respond properly … NOT doing their fair share, I could go on and on.

Yet, I wont.

Point isn’t to rant about what cannot be done.

That being, direct battle.

Point is, friend, to tell YOU how YOU Can benefit from this pestilence, not just “eradicate” it from your life.

Which is what really counts, and is the icing on the cake i.e. the benefit part.

Go HERE to learn all about it!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I’ll never forget that statement -cum-question a great dude who I won’t mention here made to me – a guy that is so called “moderate”, but hates Trump with a vengeance.

Anytime you talk about Trump, he makes several vitriloic remarks,

and Much like Hiden Biden, when asked to explain “why”?

He either throws a hissy saying “Come on…………….!”

Or, in his more saner moods, he’ll say ” I should not have to explain this!”

Typical Lib, anytime you ask them to explain their logic, they dont because the logic itself don’t fuckin exist.

Oddly enough, despite his (he wasn’t a China tom tom – by NO MEANS would I call him that – never, because he wasn’t, he just HATED TRUMP WITH A PASSION!) anti Trump stance, he’s languishing in jail in China now.

Why.

Well, he did drugs for one.

And two, publicly tom tommed saying “my girlfriend has the connections”.

Now, I love this guy. I Won’t mention his name here for obvious reasons.

but really, dude.

If you’re dumb enough to drugs, even pot in China… !

Not even that, you’re Tom Tomming it publicly and at your restaurant, you’re asking people to do it!

Then, my friend, you’re asking for TROUBLE.

Someone got pissed, CCTV showed up, reported him or what not (I mean, CCTV cameras came into the picture), and … well, it’s convoluted story but the upshot is simple, man, if you’re THAT dumb, then…

I hate to say it.

But its true.

When in China …

BUt anyway, he often said this to me when we used to discuss China and its plans for global domination.

No, this ain’t about covid.

Thats the “pinnacle”, or one of them of their grand 5 year plan that started in 2018!

And anyone with any sense knew it.

Of course, their numbers were very small – dwindling even today. Sense ain’t as common as you would think fella…

And, he often asked me.

“But whose behind China!”

Look, I got several answers to that.

I’m not a huge believer in conspiracies, but given the way NZ has stayed mostly virus free, and most of the world’s rich are heading there, guess what. (and yours truly was about to head there in 2005!!!!!!) … well, there might be something to the “Cabal”.

I dont know.

Probably is some element of that, but the facts are these.

One, China created this since 2013 and then spread the damn thing everywhere. They shut down their borders in 2019, allowed this damn thing to spread, silenced the brave folks in Wuhan, and so forth.

Not necessarily put them all in jail either, just THREATENED Them with various means, loss of jobs etc that the Tom Tom’s of course would follow (they knew that – China is nothing if not SMART in that diabolical manner).

And ….

Two, I dont care.

I really dont.

Story – back in that job when I was nigh forced to quit eventually, but on my own terms?

Before that, they did ALL they could to get me to quit myself.

Wouldn’t renew my visa on time, let me take the heat. Wouldn’t give me a damn biz card when all others at my level were getting it. Wouldn’t reimburse my phone bills!

They even left my name off official emails etc – but ONLY THOSE That they invited to the official dinner, which in China they invited EVERYONE.

IF THERE EVER WAS A CLEAR MESSAGE SAYING “WE DONT WANT YOU!” – that was IT!

Sure, the Nazi feminist HR Cunt hated me with a passion from the minute she saw me.

But it was all enabled by the boss, frankly speaking.

HE was pulling the strings.

Anyway, they hired an IT manager (my role unoffiicially) there before they fired my ass.

And – this dude was the nicest dude ever you could meet.

I never felt like a boss with him … right from the minute he told me in Jim’s office when all three of us were together.

“Well….. (he loved that term, pronounced it “Wallllllllllllllllllll”) (from HK)” 

“I’m not really the boss!”

And, when I left, he shook my hand, telling me …

“Im just the middleman”.

Which poor chappiewas.

YEt, every time, when I got into it – HE was put in the firing line.

When my “lack of knowledge” on something (he was my boss, so I asked him what I didnt understand about a task, except HE DIDNT UNDERSTAND IT EITHER – so much for him being installed as the so called boss!!!!) was under fire, I’d talk to him – and he’d get back with “do your job”:

I’d fire back.

As Maria said, FIGHT BACK!

And I’d do that anyway.

Yet, he wasn’t the one pulling the strings, Jim was.

And so, he got the fire.

Same logic here, bro.

And lesson learnt?

If you dont believe in something, be prepared to stand up for it.

Don’t be a sheep and say one thing in public, the other privately.

Don’t be a Tom Tommmer of any nature!

And most of all, don’t be “inert” and not do anything at all, thats the worst, because if you do, then YOU are complicit in this mess too (and we ain’t seen the worst of it by far).

And that, friend, is that.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Link? Ah yes, before I get called out for “he only wants to sell”, HERE it is!