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So if the above comment interests you, it may also interest you that Chairman Mao, upon being invited to Russia (or the erstwhile Soviet Union wayyyyyyyy back in the day) had precisely this to say, and then some.

He actually said it to the “walls” of the hotel room he was confined in during what I can only assume was his inaugural trip.

You see, the Soviets back in the day used to do “poo analysis” as a means of gauging a person’s personality, and when Mao came to visit, the first thing they did was to lock him up in a hotel room, and send him food, food and more delicious FOOD!

I can only assume Mao liked this initially, but the fact was this – they had special toilets installed in Mao’s hotel bathroom which weren’t connected to sewers, but the Soviet LABS, hehe.

Quoting from the BBC source I read –

It is former Soviet agent Igor Atamanenko who claims to have uncovered this unusual project, while doing research in the archives of the Russian secret services.

“In those days the Soviets didn’t have the kind of listening devices which secret services do today,” he told the paper.

“That’s why our specialists came up with the most extravagant ways of extracting information about a person.”

Mr Atamanenko says it was Stalin’s henchman Lavrenti Beria who was put in charge of the secret laboratory.

When I contacted Mr Atamanenko, he told me what the Soviet scientists had been looking for in faeces.

“For example, if they detected high levels of amino acid Tryptophan,” he explained, “they concluded that person was calm and approachable.

(Source – https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35427926)

Now, I have NO idea what the chemicals mentioned in that bit are, hehe, but later on in the article it means that the good Chairman quickly tired of the “poo” treatment, and allegedly shouted at the walls of the hotel room.

“I am here to do more than eat and shit!”

And it’s funny … this afternoon, and indeed right NOW, as my daughter isn’t eating her lunch (sound familiar?? Hehe) – Mommy is exhorting her to eat.

“Why we do live, honey”, she said. “To eat!”

(that’s a translated version of it, of course, hehe)

And my daughter responds with “There’s more work than just eating, Mommy!”

OF course.

Sure.

Like watching the dumbphone or Teeeee Veee, for instance …. LOL.

Or playing, of course, or asking Daddy to feed her!

On that note, I gave my little girl a 10 minute “ultimatum” to finish her food while I sit here and write to you.

It’s been around 5 as of now.

I’ll go check now … and has she finished it?

You be the judge, hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

P.S. – There IS indeed more work than eating and shitting it out, my friend, but try telling that to the average adult that wakes up – EATS – sits his butt on the chair or commode – then EATS – then does the same for another few hours – and then – you guessed it. EATS. No exercise, no movement, and is it any wonder most people are going STARK raving NUTS during this period of extended global lockdown for one?

P.S #2 – Lock a domestic dog up for a few day, and he’ll go stir crazy due to lack of movement, and the same holds true for human animals too. Don’t let that happen to you my friend. Avail of the best HOME workouts right here – https://0excusesfitness.com/0excusesfitnessystem/

P.P.S – Ok, around 7 minutes. I’m out!