Why I never kept track of the number of women I boned …
- Another one of those somewhat boring and utterly useless metrics for yours truly ...


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It’s funny, but thats one of the metrics that a lot of men consciously (or unconsciously) use to measure their “prowress” in the ole “hay” as it were.

Nothing necessarily wrong with that, of course, if thats your thang …

Sanjay Dutt, whom I’ve spoken about and mentioned here – original Bollywood bad boy, and great great actor was approached by “Ranbir Kapoor” the farthest thing from a stud you’d think, but a damn good actor anyway when he was playing the role of Dutt in his biopic “Sanju”.

And naturally after the questions about how many drugs he took, the lung collapse, his stint in jail and so forth, or perhaps BEFORE – came the main question everyone had been waiting for.

“How many women have you been with”, the bad boy was asked.

At the age of 60 or so, the mans response was prompt.

“I haven’t kept track”, he laughed. “Probably over 300!”

As for Ranbir, he said it was more like 10 …

(if memory serves me right, hehe)

But its interesting.

The Bozos are constantly on the lookout for the notches on the bedpost when it comes to yours truly and they ASK in various roundabout manners too.

A friend of mine recently made the following comment.

“You get laid damn near every night” …

And wanted me to hook him up with girls etc, to which I replied in a very polite manner, I might be a lot of thing – but pimp daddy I aint (or shuld I say dont want to be!_).

And should I also say I dont want to use spell check more than I have to, hehe.

But anyway, this little numbere has never held any special import for me.

It got BORING after a while to be honest.

And I never started to keep track anyway …

Ditto for Schofield’s constant question about “how many girls asked for your WeShat while climbin” (and the eventual rant on the advanced book on pull-ups).

Probably more than 500 if I were to guess, but whose keeping track?

Sure ain’t me.

What I DO keep track of is This.

The number of NAMES I’ve been called.

Yes, my dear fellow.

I’m rather strange in some ways.

And thats one metric I love to keep track of, because as that list grows, so do my SALES, and in direct proportion to the number of names (or rather, the speed at which the list BE growing, hehe).

Last I checked it was 1111, which is a damn good number combo, so good that it being Xmas Eve and all, I might just do a bumper sale for a while or something.

I haven’t decided as yet. Depends on feedback, so if you got ideas, let me know …

Or then again, I might not .We’ll see.

But on that note – a very merrry Christmas to ALL OF YOU – Bozos included, hehe.

Make merry – be merry (as much as you can) – and live, an dlet live my friend. Thats really all this boils down to!

And if you don’t, well, there’s always that ole Dan Kennedy maxim.

Every time you get a negative comment, you raise your arms up in the air and go HURRAH!

Because it’s most likely a Bozo-nator sending it your way, hehe.

I applied this in my life and business the minute I read it, and have never looked back (ok, I dont do the physical motion, but the mental feelings it evokes are more important).

For me a smirk and Cheshire cat grin does me fine, hehe.

Last, but not least, if you’re into keeping track of the notches on that well worn or NEW bedpost, go for it, hehe. You won’t hear a peep out of me either way. It’s a rite of passage for most men, and I probably unconsciously did it at some point as well.

Not that I Recall tho!

And thats it for now. Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – A nd again – Merry Christmas EVE – and Merry Christmas – – and a very, very happy and prosperous New year to you all! Yours truly agnostic and aethist – contrarian and barbarian that I am – foreign devil “gui lao” that I am – and total and utter and always iconoclast does NOT celeberate this or any other festival in particular – but hey – have a great, great one if you dO!

PS #2 – I’m not sure if I left “vampire” on that list. I think I did, but I’ll check and make sure. In the meantime, remember that Mr. Iconoclastic Handstand pushup does NOT celebrate too many festivals – – but enjoys the holidays – – and HATES shopping “in person” … so, WE right HERE will stay open throughout the hols and then some. Check out our products while I check out the list, hehe.

PPS – Be sure too to check out the course that is getting bozos over the world rattled and running scared (jealous is a better term, heh, but what do I know) – Pull-ups – – from STUD to SUPER STUD within WEEKS! Yes, you heard me. Super stud, bro. And I MEAN THAT!

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