When “Wu Xiao Lin” jiggled my man tits, and when “Linda” did the exact opposite.

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No, for the Bozos reading this I’m not about to get “naughty” on you guys.

But really, those jiggly man tits.

EVERY guy has ’em (well, most). And most guys – I know that is an area all of you want to improve upon.

Lets face it.

You DO look at those skinny dudes on the beach, not for their six packs so much as the ability to take their shirts off in public without it all “flapping around”.

And you boobybuilders at the gym know this especially well (and especially when you stop the JUICE, hehe).

Those bloated muscles SAG.

And even if your ME, whose NEVER taken anabolic steroids or even supplements that are safe, well, even I had ’em.

Big time. Believe me.

Maria, my Jie Jie when she met me made the famous “but you’re fat” comment. Hehe.

(the first one was STRONG and she meant that too).

Compare that to Sophia now, who claims I’m a “gorilla” and have gorilla like strength and shoulders, and stamina!

Anyway, Sophia is …well, a “friend” as she says.

As they all say, hehe. Chinese gals are nothing if not SMART.

But anyway, where was I?

LEt me scroll up …

Ah yes, Wu Xiao Lin, the tiny massuese I spoke about.

And back then, along with all my aches and pains from the idiotic weightlifting I did, and the shoulders and thighs that were SHOT – literally – I’d squeal and squawk like a CHICKEN – a FAT ONE, hehe – when they’d dig their thumbs (sound familiar guys??) … I was fat.

Man tits and an ever expanding belly.

For some reason, the “other thing” didnt contract.

But the belly DID expand – big big time.

Jim, my boss in China once made the comment (well, boss wayyyyy back in the day).

(to me making a comment about the Chinese eating less, and their servings being smaller etc – no, that isn’t true NOW, hehe, especially not with the corpulence in China now!)

Rahul, I dont think either you or I need to eat more!

(he was even bigger, hehe).

But anyway … so these massage girls would often have fun “jiggling” the man tits every opportunity they could.

Of course, they’d do it in a way I couldn’t complain.

Not that I would have. MOst were pretty cute, hehe.

And plus the hanky pankey … 😉

But anyway … that LOOK in the eye.

And the way they all said “fat”.

Lots of expats in China buy into the “we’re big” and “we’re foreign Gods” bullshit.

Not so much now when the Chinese openly point at their bellies etc, but in some places, the “lure of the foreign devil” hasn’t quite gone away.

In terms of yours truly, it hasn’t ANYWHERE in China.

But anyway … that sorta thing is humiliating my friend.

YOU KNOW IT!

And no, lifting weights etc won’t resolve the situation.

Simply losing weight either won’t – there are skinny dudes out there with man boobs.

And the crux of all this was a gal named “Linda” years later, who was fat.

(Wu Xiao Lin was SKINNY).

And as she did her own version of the “massage”, she enviously pointed to my stomach, much like the old man in China did (except that STELLAR DUDE did it in a PRAISING manner! (I was doing Advanced HIll Training in the afternoon when he saw me)).