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Hmm!

I dont know why I just thought of WINE, bro.

But I did.

Red, sparkling, BUBBLY wine …

Sacrilege, you might say?

The beer Pizza religion guy (not really anymore, heh) talking about something he does NOT drink for the most part -wine?

(and especially not chinese liqors either)

(and no, not Great Wall Wine either, ugh)

(But he loves BEER from China, or anywhere, really – even the pineapple beer he brewed last year, although the first batch made him sick as a DAWG – well, sorta. Hehe).

Anyway …

The toughest guys do the (you’d think) strangest things. Steven Williams, beer drinker PAR excellence “Stone Cole Steve Austin drinking Steve-weisers” in the WWE – his drink of choice?

IT ain’t beer.

It ain’t whiskey.

Its WINE and vodka, believe it or not …

And there are many others.

And it ain’t just drink either. Believe me, I’ve KNOWN (personally) football players who’d like nothing better than for their girlfriends to “p-you know what” on them and wear pink panties in the bedroom.

True story, my friend.

Deepest, hidden desires …

Of course, there ain’t nuttin wrong with any of that – pun intended, lol.

So long as you aren’t Bozo Schofield who “lets the Hannibal escape in a most awful manner” – though lets face it, his “pink panty” trolling is just so hilarious that …

“MAdam, can I be your servant”.

The one line that describes the Bozo the most, and though he wants her to “kick him away” (again, true!) – she RUNS away like he was the plague from China.

Which in many ways he is.

Worse than, ugh.

But he’s left some great (from a troll EL SUPREMO standpoint) sh-views on my books, so you might wanna check those out, if just for shits and grins (and if you’re the Bozo, giggles, hehe).

Siss…ah, I’ll stop.

LOL (but really, it’s true). I wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t.

But the first time I drank wine, I remember I hated it.

I still will NEVER drink it unless I “have to”.

Last I drank it was in 2020.

And before that I believe in 2010 to “try” it (was some special bubbly something produced somewhere in the Himalayas – so they said at least).

But while I dont like wine, I’ve often been told I “age like wine”.

And while I maintain the real key to that is my THINKING more than anything else – my fitness routines sure don’t hurt.

They keep you young and VIBRATING from the inside out.

And you’ll age gracefully and WELL like fine wine if you’re on them.

But you know something else?

I’ve written about Fast and Furious Fitness on the othe site, and as I sit here looking at the EIGHT or so collector’s copies I still have left (back from an initial printing I did until a few years ago!) … I’m thinking.

Sure, it’s got a lot of the same info as 0 Excuses Fitness (but some things are different).

Sure, it’s got my wife doing some of the exercises (like Corrugated Core does).

Sure, it talks about sprints which the purring Rolls Royce of Fitness doesn’t – but Advanced Hill Training covers in GREAT DETAIL.

But more than all that, its a book that I just feel keeps ageing better and better and better, and so even though you don’t “need” it if you have my other stuff – I’m sure many of you WANT it.

I can relate.

As I sit here looking at it, I WANT it too – and I have it already!

Anyway, thats what I wanted to tell you.

Once these 8 copies are out the door NO MORE collector’s items.

Last chance saloon, my friend – so if you want in – JUMP – now!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Back soon!