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Folks have had questions, bro.

And the overriding one is from the DOERS – that being “Rahul, with so much on your plate” – how do you find time to write so many emails to us, and reply to us personally?

Well, I covered that one before!

Because you are DOERS.

But believe me, there are tons of braying Jackasses and Jillasses out there I wouldn’t give my time to or SELL to if I was – PAID big bucks to do so.

Quite the truth.

And on that note, here is another email I just got (this jackass has pestered me four times already, and he is NOT – I repeat – NOT the only one – he’s just the most bizarre and therefore gets a mention).

But his company won’t. (sorry, bro, no free publicity if you’re reading this).

On the other hand, a certain person named John Cassidy and another John I know on social media WILL get some free publicity – be watching THIS space for more (and how to approach people as well, including cranky screwballs like yours truly, hehe).

*both from “ole Blighty”*

This dude?

He’s from India obviously.

Anyway, let me send you what he did.

Hi,

Greetings of the day!!

Just floating this to the top of your inbox in case you missed it.

We look forward to having a long-term mutually beneficial alliance with you.

I eagerly await your response.

Kind Regards,

Niki Sergil

From: Niki Sergil   (email chopped because I won’t give Bozos free publicity, except for Bozo Schofield)
Sent: 21 January 2020 14:13
To: ‘[email protected]’
Subject: Web Development

Hi,

Greetings of the day!

I’m Niki, a Business Development Manager from a professional web development firm. Having worked with a number of online businesses, we’ve realized how important it is for a business to stand out on the web.

RM – No shit, Sherlock … 

In the past years, we’ve been able to generate terrific results in terms of conversion rate, lead generation, sales and customer satisfaction for our clients. Now, we wish to offer the same success and growth to your business.

RM – Results FIRST, bro. 

Valuing the time and money you’ve invested in your business, we assign professional web experts to your project with specific needs to render the most favorable outcomes.

We primarily focus on:

Web Site Design	Web Development	Mobile site Development
Database programming	E-commerce Solutions	Android Apps Development
CMS Website	Portal Development	IPhone Apps Development
SEO	Blogs Submission	Mobile Apps Development
Support & Testing	Link Building	Apps  Design

 

To deliver the best in all our services, we have IT geeks and web veterans who specialize in different areas including popular ecommerce platforms, programming languages, design software and other web applications.

RM – IT Geeks and Web Veterans, just when I thought I had heard it all…

If our services interest you at all, we should better get started now.

RM – They don’t and I’d think that woul dbe obvious. 

Do let us know whether you would like to further discuss the details and we’ll get back to you with a few ideas on how we can help you.

RM – My silence speaketh Volumes to braying Jackasses … 

Would you like us to share our portfolio, client testimonials and methodologies for your perusal?

RM – Not if you paid me to do so!

Kind Regards,

Niki Sergil | BDE

P.S: Please share your Skype or Contact number for Real-time Communication.

RM – Not a chance, dude. So you can pester up me up and down all day long? My phone’s block list is already full for one, it seems!

Clearly this jackass is bulk emailing, something which a lot of these small IT companies in India do.

Clearly, he hasn’t bothered to research his market.

Clearly, his dumb ass aint read the page on “10 Commandments of Successful Sales“. I mean really, dude. Trying to pull a fast one on a dude thats been there, done that and seen it and been selling since he was “ye little”, and one who has worked in firms such as yours and can smell idiocy like a SHARK can smell BLOOD in the water.

(I wonder where he copied the name “Niki Sergil” from. I’ll have to ask my Romanian friend that one. Hehe).

And clearly this moron hasn’t woken up to the fact that yours truly is IT, built this site himself.

And that yours truly cranky doesnt need what he’s offering. Obviously!

Fitness site, dude. Wake up and smell the freaking roses for Christ’s sake.

But he isn’t the only one, of course. I keep getting pestered by idiots like this up and down, left right and center, and …

… fitness wise, this relates because of this – –

I’ve mentioned several idiots as of TODAY in emails goin gback and forth.

(I’m on a roll, I know. Hehe)

“In fine fettle”, as the African silverback Gorilla Marc would say! Hehe.

But the idiots who complain about “Rahul never replies to me” when they send me nonsense about prices, “this doesn’t work or is too simple” or what not, or any of the other junk they complain about (some idiot from Italy wanted me to hire Sylvester Stallone’s make up artist for Isometric and Flexibility Training and then went on a rant on Amazon when I didn’t respond directly to him)   … well, guess what, you Bozos.

I’ll direct you to Schofield.

Ya’ll have a great time together, but please DO leave me out of it.

The less idiocy I have in my life, the better, and there’s plenty of it already, hehe.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

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