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You cricket lovers on this list have no doubt heard of the spin genius back in the day from Australia, Shane Warne.

And you’ve no doubt heard of the batting wizard from South Africa Daryll Cullinan, who oddly enough didnt have as long as a career as he should have …

But he was a genius, waving wizard like bat and such, and yet?

He was Warnes BUNNY.

Big time.

Shane pretty much just walked up to the bowling crease, and you could tell – flipper, wrong un, google, or plain ole spin, and the Bunny (Cullinan) would be walking back to the pavilion, usually for NOT al ot of runs, if at all. Hehe…

Of course, Sachin Tendulkar got the better of Shane, and he reportedly had nightmares about him, so I suppose it all comes around!

But the Aussie team of yore was LEGEND.

LEGION!

GENUIS!

And if there ever was a bunny right now in the UK, it is Bozo Schofield.

No matter what he does, he can’t escape being Rahul Mookerjee’s BUNNY.

A pet bunny I toy with all the time, hehe.

He thought he was a master at ruining people’s lives, and yet, the poor dude himself is ruined now (not due to me, but his other antics).

But I have great fun with his trolling.

And so does my list, for whom he produces more than a daily chuckle!

Anyway, bunnies aside, my wife does a great “bunny version” of a workout – so I heard.

Apparently sprinting around the room with kid in tow on the waist is what is going on these days, and being the kid is almost Mama’s height, and has BRUTAL shoulders like Daddy,and the forearms (already) of a CHAMP FIGHTER – BOXER! (to boxo Bozo noses, hehe) … it’s tough on her!

She made the comment about “you’re not a tyre!”

And of course, this brought to mind two things.

One, the numerous spare tyres around the Bozo’s waist expanding, but there’s not much we can do about that, hehe.

That massive paunch BE groweth as we speaketh. I wish I had known him in colleg e- I once did a meme on a website about mammoth paunches, and submitted it to good ole Dr B for our annual project!

True story, hehe. No wonder I ended up with a B, though the site was certainly one of the best.

“Too gross”, said the grader.

Which explains Schofield to a T. Gross indeed!

But the other thing?

A workout from the ages that is anything BUT A BUNNY WORKOUT.

It’s real man workouts, that Walter Peyton, Herschel Walker, and Rahul Mookerjee – and more DOERS and REAL MEN over the ages have done, and CONTINUE TO DO!

That being, TYRE SPRINTS!

Uphill ones at that.

Think they’re easy – try ’em!

And if you’re an idiot that claims big people can’t sprint as well as “skinny girls” can – well – you’re not big – you’re FAT.

It’s about muscle, and yes, big people can do ’em just as well!

Anyway, tyres, as opposed to spare tyres WILL be in that upcoming book on training with implements “Lumberjack Fitness“.

For now though, I’ve got just the thing for you sprint wise.

And it will get you in teh best shape of life – jaguar like, lean, stealthy and MEAN!

FELINE FITNESS!

Get your ROAR on here!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Don’t forget to pick up Corrugated Core here.