What Kamala (not Harris) can teach you about LOSING WEIGHT

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You Nazi feminists reading this and “Biden lovers” are gonna hate this one, but I’m going to say it anyway.

And no, it ain’t about Kamala Harris VP either.

It’s about Kamala the old WWE wrassler, but oddly enough – that dude is “Harris” too!

A different Harris, of course, not “LU Harris” (I’m not going to explain what it is, but Bozo Schofield knows what “legs…” means).

(He does it all the time)

And no, I did not create those memes on her.

(As the Bozo himself says, lol)

I just think it’s apt and appropriate given how she got to the top.

No, it’s not all women either Nazi feminisits. LOL.

But anyway …

Remember ole Kamala?

He’d slap his tummy as he came into the ring, and it was hilarious – the massive paunch, rivaled only by Glyn Bozo of BIrmingham’s mammoth belly would shake, wiggle, jelly fish up and down …

And we as kids loved it, especially the tribal music playing!

But anyway, great dude!

The WWE back in the day was sheer bloody GENUIS!

Sheer effing genius, I was gonna say and have said it now – hats off – again – Vinnie Mac!

But anyway, I was chatting with my lovely wife the other night about things.

The Korean soap operas I’ve been saying she’s watching are apparently not soaps.

They’re apparently some educational something, which I dont quite believe, but perhaps they are – I dont know – I dont know the s of soap. All I know is the Bozo loves bending for it, hehe.

(before he gets deported to infest you know where).

But one of the things she told me?

“Massage tricks!”

Apparently they teach how to massage.

And given what I’ve written for years about slapping and massaging, and prodding and poking, and what she told me she’s doing NOW – she’s picked up on a few of these things as well.

Probably from the ole videos and dumbphone, I wouldn’t know.

But its hilarious, given the Bozo trolling me saying “your wife is tired of English” and yet, the opposite happens. LOL.

Actually she loves the English lessons back when I did give ’em to her.

Giving to her is something the Bozo never quite “Mistressed”.

Anyway, I can’t stop laughing. This guy is truly a GIFT from heaven, but on that note?

Much like bouncing and burning I wrote about in the last email, SLAPPING the fat and making it shake DOES have an impact, but …

… its nowhere near what youd think it is.

If you think all you gotta do is what the lovely Chinese massueses do (I’ve got some great memories there I shared on another site, hehe. NSFW) i.e. “gently slap and wiggle” the fat around your tummy around … well, youre sadly mistaken my friend.

And if you think you could NEVER slap yourself silly, for one, and still lose weight like crazy – your spot on, bro.

Spot on!

Move aside mamsy pamsy Asian what not of “slap and lose” or what not.

The Bozo likes getting slapped by women sure, but us real men train the REAL way.

And then we might “slap” the last shreds of fat away, but really speaking our workouts do it for us …

Anyway, enough on that. I’m offf to do a workout from Barnstormer Shoulders.

Ya know, the part human, part gorilla workouts …

But before that, HERE are the two course that will slap the fat away like there is no tomorrow.

Jump rope Mania!

Advanced HIll Training!

Animal Kingdom Workouts.

Get your “luvin” on now, hehe.