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The list of names I’ve been called is legion. And it grows by the day, hehe.

While I haven’t quite added the ones the Bozo recently sent me to the list, the list of ANIMALS is an interesting one.

Bull. Cow. Then as Sophia said “You strong as a gorilla!”

“Like a Gorilla, Big and Strong!” 

And given the “Da Xing Xing” the Chinese refer to me as, well, gorilla is safely on the list.

Ape (yours truly). Ape like workouts (yours truly). Ape like long limbs (yours truly)

So ape is on the list too.

Chameleon (again, yours truly). Another one on that list!

I suspect that if we add “elephant” to the list which I’ve been called too (not for being fat by the way – there is a reason I mention the ELEPHANT on the Battletank Shoulders page) . . . we’d have quite the Noah’s ark, as there are no doubt other animals I’ve been likened to.

The only one I’ve ever likened the Bozo to is “skunk” because he, quite truly and literally “stinks”. And given his “get to know the person’s butt better than the person himself or herself (yes, he swings both ways)” , that perhaps isn’t surprising. Plus he drinks engine oil regularly, so I’ve been told (bai jiu – i.e. traditional Chinese liqor which is just “unfeasibly awful” – – belive me, I’ve tried it – – I love all liqor, but vodka straight and engine oil I’ll stay away from!).

Sly Stallone’s competitor in Over the Top did of course guzzle a can or so of it down!

Before then losing the arm wrassling match to Sly.

But anyway, you should learn from me – well, I think we’ve covered all those reasons PLENTY of times, no?

If not, read the past dispatches.

But one of the other reasons is this, my friend.

Because training like an ANIMAL – indeed, like Noah’s Ark – which is one of the workouts I give you in Animal Kingdom Workouts – is one of the secret keys to superhuman strength, fitness and endurance. 

Most people complain “it’s too easy”.

Or, “its childish”.

Or, “I can do that”.

Or, I did that when I was young.

Or other such B.S.

OK, great.

But what about NOW?

Let me tell you this my friend – most IRONMEN would fail miserably at some of the workouts I lay out in the book for you.

And thats precisely why YOU, the average “Joe” should pick up a copy of your book – if you want to turn into a super stud fitness wise all by your lonesome at home, and if there is ONE book I could tell you to pick up in that regard – it would be Animal Kingdom Workouts.

Really, my friend.

If there was a “awe inspiringly BRUTAL” book I’ve ever written (not my words – customer feedback! – I’ll write more on that later) … THIS is it.

Get this now, my friend.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Again, the link is right HERE. Let’s do this NOW.