Friend,

This is another special offer for YOU on this list, yes, YOU!

YOU, my friend.

And you will recall I spoke about 0 Excuses Fitness apparel in the last email?

Just imagine, for one, you wearing a Battletank Shoulders T shirt – or, perhaps a Pushup Central T shirt – and strolling down the street after a workout, or soaked in sweat after an Advanced Hill Training workout – feeling like a bazillion bucks – with the T shirt – I just did this, by the way – and more?

Gives a whole new meaning to the following.

Been there, got the T shirt, loved it!

Most would say “threw it away”, but you’ll never throw these away, even when they become threadbare – my training T shirts for one, years and years of wear, like a bum on the road, yet I stick with them.

You know what I mean!!

But anyway …

The special offer on that one – no, the sales page with the offer and all that won’t be up for a week, maybe more – is this.

And it’s a GREAT ONE.

Add $1000 to your site wallet – or SPEND $1000 with us, and you’ll get an auto $300 off – period – no matter what – off the apparel once it launches next year (should be around Jan beginning next year, I want it to coincide with my 41st birthday, but we’ll see how that goes).

This is so great because –

One, well, the obvious i.e you basically get a “free” sweatshirt ; hoodie, perhaps two or three…

Two, these will be available in kids and women’s sizes too …

(so they’ll make for great gifts).

Three, yours truly will ship ’em out, all this crap about bottlenecks, congestion etc – as our paperback readers know, 0 Excuses Fitness delivers AHEAD of time as always!

Fourth, most importantly, you can use the amount in your wallet to make purchases NOW.

Fifth, the auto 10% discount you get – simply for buying using your site wallet.

Sixth, what you dont use can be left in there for your next purchase. It will never expire.

So thats six great reasons, I dont know, there are probably a lot more!

If you’re interested, add funds to your wallet NOW – and shoot me an email (or buy $1000 worth of stuff, and shoot me an email).

But HURRY, limited time offer, only the first 100 get in on this one … ⚠

Hurry – and let me know!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Ps – And think about how good you’ll feel to wear YOUR fitness brand on YOUR CLOTHING!

PS #2 – If you buy a full Ship membership, YES, you’ll be in on this one too!

My wife, famously once when I got into the Eat More Weigh Less shape I keep talking about sniffed.

“You look like a  13 year old!”

Now, women in love, which she was sort of back then (that was a bit after the 7 year itch or what not) tend to prefer their men to be “round”.

See what I said about the LOOK the other day, the lean, man, MEAN (came out as man first!) – – ANIMAL, HUNGRY LOOK. 

So I get it, and plus, anything you do (not dictated by her) that makes you MORE attractive to the opposite sex, well …

You get the picture, I was always handsome anyway, and …

But anyway, she also made the comment about being Mr handstand pushup, about how “walking has got you SO LEAN!” so its not all negative, I’ll say that.

Women and emotion ; what can I say.

But anyway……..

I think that holiday (I returned to India for a brief few weeks or so, which felt like an eternity when I was there, but literally flew past in the grand scheme of things) was when I met my brother in law for the first and only time, beyond which I’ve never spoken to him (it’s the family thing going on, hehe. YOu know how it is in mine!).

Look at the photo from in front, and neglect the chest and shoulders, you’d think it was a family that had nothing to eat. Hehe.

(not really, the legs, but you get the drift).

Cast your gaze upwards though?

My shoulders – the sheer breadth of them are 3x my bro in law’s!

Reminds me of what my 6’1″ buddy from the Marines said, who I always feel small next to, he’s HUGE – he told me this.

(when I once borrowed his sweat shirt for a night out, it was cold as heck, yours truly forgot to get his – so I quipped – “six of me might fit in there”, hehe).

“You’re not that much smaller than I am!” 

And toe to toe, I’m not.

“He’s thick, but you’re broad!”

is what he told me.  (when I was comparing myself to another guy, a champ boxer).

That I am, hehe.

And the breadth of the shoulders and traps always gives it away.

“You can tell you workout!”

Anyway, the waist was as corrugated as ever, and it looked odd … hehe.

Broad as heck shoulders, tapering down to a narrower than narrow waist, almost looked more natural on my bro in law!

Perhaps thats why I prefer wearing 3XL T shirts, though my “size” is 2XL.

And, why I have trouble shopping for clothes – the tops billow around my waist, the pants slide off ..

If its a track pant set – God help me. Hehe.

It’s either I get a tight fit in the upper body, or the pants fall off in the lower. Hehe.

But anyway, it’s a great, great feeling to have!

And the soon to be launched 0 Excuses Fitness Apparel Shop will have clothing – SPECIALLY customized for those of us that workout a lot – the right way – regularly.

Imagine, you’ll be walking around proudly with a 0 Excuses Fitness shirt!

Doesn’t get and feel better than that, does it.

I mentioned this a few months or moons ago, so if you’re interested, drop me a line, and I’ll set you up for a special discount on apparel – not yet on the site, only for you on this list, my friend.

But anyway ………

To get into that sort of movie star shape, and quick?

The two courses that will do it – and get them in THAT order – – –

1. Advanced Hill Training. 
2. Animal KIngdom Workouts.
3. Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness – place that pre-order, still going, special still ONGOING!

??

And that really is all there is to say, my friend.

Do the thing, you shall HAVE the POWER.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I cannot stop chucking, you’d think it would be mostly only women that are so petty, but guys too apparently.

But sometimes, with good reason.

Circa 2019, Chuck and the Bozo … or perhaps 2017, I dont know, maybe 2018. Maybe all the time. Hehe.

“He sits in a room, trolls people all day, does NOTHING with his life, makes a ROYAL MESS (I added in the word royal, hehe, Chuck didnt say that – but his tone said it) – and he eats all my food, drinks all my beer, badgers my girlfriend with inane messages, steals her underwear (and to be honest, for some weird reason his girlfriend puts up with it too) -much like the girl at the end of the movie in Texas Chainsaw Massacre decided to live with the guy – the looney tune – her cousin – whatever, but really … I mean!”) …

Lets flashback a bit HERE.

And after you read that, what I forgot to say in the last email – the ending shows the girl picking up the guy’s used, rotting food – cleans the plate apparently and then locks the door to the “horrors beneath” – oh so conveniently located so close to the wine cellar, as if Bozo that lurked within could pop out for a drink anytime he wanted – and continues living in the mansion with that “thing” living in the basement”.

It’s just utter lunacy, the ending to that movie, a movie which I tried so desperately to be scared, never worked.

Truly, other than Anthony Hopkins, NO other actor has come close to scaring me. Hehe.

It hasn’t even happened, but anyway …

Chuck’s rants about Bozo were justified, no-one wants a lunatic like that showing up unwanted, parking his fat butt in a room and making a nuisance of himself. Talk about overstaying his welcome, come to think of it, there was no welcome to begin with.

Perhaps apt that it ended with Glyn face down on the street in Jieyang in his underwear after stealing beer from the beer house – Chuck literally threw him out (good on you chuck for managing to lift that blob, hehe) – and then begging cops etc to let back in, then getting deported from China/HK, scamming countless others in the process, finally getting booted from the Phillipines, and back to infesting Brum.

Glyn, did the “hit and run” you were involved in when you escaped “bail” (jumped, literally) – to China to be a dancing monkey ever get resolved?

Probably not.

(It wasn’t so much hit and run as the Bozo ran his car into a brick wall in the UK, but those have feelings too! Bozo was drunk, hence the case).

But anyway, the way Chuck said it, I cannot stop CHUCKling, hehe.

Then my Mom about the big guy ironing for us growing up …

“He must be eating all their food!”

Then my S.O, often times .. .

“You eat all the foo din the house!”

Which is insane, I dont even do breakfast, lunch when I do do it is light, now if you’d tell me I drink all of my own “Snow” beer in my house, then yes – I do that. but it’s my own !

Hehe.

Food, and such …

The irritation. The annoyance. Hehe.

At least the pyscho in Texas Chainsaw Massacre stayed “out of sight, out of mind”.

Look at the house, you wouldn’t even know there was a basement, of course, the sliding wall was conveniently left a bit open.

These movies can be hilarious.

I mean, there were like three doors to get through to even get to the stairs to the cellar, THEN the massive metal door behind which the House of literally Horrors and the Hulk lurked…

Anyway, yours truly ?

I’ve been knowing for calling myself a foodie and glutton – and also a movie star, in the best shape of my life, and so forth.

All of it is true.

But when at someone else’s house, I never really “dig in” unless its a close, close friend, even then, I ask them first.

Just not polite, of course, in the latter case, if it’s a close friend, we’re usually drinking it up together anyway, so from there to “finger licking good butter chicken” – even in China, hehe – is  a short step away.

But I cannot remember living at a friend’s place, or even crashing on the couch for one night for forever – even its 5am in the morning, I’ll return home to the sound of the rooster crowing…

Unlike Glyn, the LAST thing I want is to make a menace of myself.

I know how it is, when you “live with” someone, even for one night, it’s different!

Anyway, Bozo is a leech par excellence like none other.

But heres what this little tale has for you, if you can stop chuckling at the infancy of the “he eats all my food!” or “men eat all the food!” part… (if you got the joke, some won’t). …

Eat more – become Gluttonly Fat is usually the case for most.

Hey, it’s common sense, too much in, very little out (except when you’re holding court on the Throne, if even that).

But my course Eat More – Weigh Less – or the ORIGINAL name, Advanced HIll Training – will ensure – WITH PROOF! – that you can literally eat more – and weigh less – and look, and feel in the best damn shape of your life ALL day, my friend … if you just GET the book, and get on the routines.

Thats right.

PROOF IS INCLUDED IN THE BOOK!

I dont know what some people are waiting for on this one?

Wouldn’t YOU like to be next success story – and send me YOUR story of how the scales literally go down, down, down – even when you’re drinking it up a few hours earlier?

Get this now, my friend.

One of the best courses you’ll ever get, and once you do so, remember to get Volume TWO as well i.e. Animal Kingdom Workouts.

They go together, dont they!

Yes SIR, said like a CHAMPINATOR!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

In the movie, “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” which I – I dont know if I should say fortunately or not saw last night on the internet, the male lead, or one of them is not just a fruitcake x 100 (as one of the Deputy Sheriff’s researching his House of Horrors says) – but also a massive HULK.

“What a hulk”, I can almost hear Mom saying. “He must be eating all their food!”

(She said that growing up about a big dude who used to iron clothes for her, or was part of that family)….

Mom always had something against big dudes. Hehe.

Anyway, in this movie, when the Director I believe was asked why he chose Dan Yeager for the role of the slasher – nutjob x 100 – this is what he said.

Now identified as Jedidiah Sawyer. Luessenhop stated that he picked Yeager because he felt a sense of “menace” after witnessing Yeager’s 6’6″ frame, “farm boy arms”, and “brooding brow” stand “quiet and circumspect”. He claimed he could no longer think of another actor afterward. Sam McKinzie portrays a young Leatherface.

I get it!

I dont know about the sense of menace, but often times, I’ve wondered why the Tom Tom’s react violently (via words and expression) when I even so much as TALK TO them – while the doers love me like nothing else.

It’s because my words – my “saying it like it is” conveys MENACE to the Tom Tom’s, as well as the fact they know when it comes right down to it, I’m perfectly happy to, if I have to, make them feel like a one legged man in a booty kicking contest.

I have my ways of doing this!

Usually mostly verbal. Words can sometimes really cut!

Speaking of cutting …

That Movie … but before we get to it, two things.

I’m hardly 6’6″ like Dan is!

But working on a farm, I’ve no idea if he did that, will give you that rugged look for one.

And the massive arms, without necessarily following any sort of tailored fitness routines.

My wife, when I first met her had a 12 pack – literally.

From running and working in the fields when she was young.

She never did a single pull-up or pushup – till date, she cannot hang on to the pulling bar, but when I first met her, she looked like a triathlete (she wasn’t, and she didnt have many of the attributes, but she was in top shape overall).

Believe me, carrying buckets of slop from here to there in “muck” knees deep, or more … that will build the core and grip like nothing else, and the legs and traps.

Dan in the movie, or “Jed Sawyer” – has the look!

Just a massive character, and when he shows up with a chainsaw to hack folks to bits, it’s not the chainsaw so much you’re scared of (I remember thinking throughout the movie “how can I take this AWAY from him”) – but his size, his HULK, the raw muscle and brute strength “natural strength”.

Working on a farm all day long is a workout like nothing else, my friend – and the closest thing to it in my books is Animal Kingdom Workouts , which approximates the way ANIMALS move in the wild, which is huge too in terms of getting you that look – but more importantly, fit as a fiddle, natural, solid strength like a Mack truck x 100!

Aussie T 20 captain, or at least at one time, I’m not sure if he still is Aaron Finch “Finchy” has the look too.

“Just a big, strong farm boy – cutting down wood all day” was what a commentator once said about those upper arms!

Matty Hayden, one of my favorite batters “Big Matt the Batt”.

They all have the look, none are 6’6″ though … Hehe. Neither is my buddy from the Marines, and I can just imagine a 6’6″ pissed off loony tune coming at me with a mammoth chainsaw.

He wasn’t the most fleet footed in the movie, but most psychotic sorts dont need to be!

Anyway, word of caution about the movie.

SOME of it is supposed to be based on real life occurences back in the day.

I’ve no idea if it is.

But there’s gore and slasher movies, then theres gore – then there is gore – and then there is THIS movie.

The closest thing I can think of to this are some of Ben Settle’s books (which I have not read) – which paint the same sort of picture via words though that this movie does, maybe even gorier.

I wonder how these guys imagine all this to writ about it, or make movies about it – then again,  lots of pyschos do it in real life…

Word of caution there, although I’ll be honest.

Much like with other horror movies, I STRUGGLED to be scared here.

Hehe.

Especially the “human face” the guy wears throughout the movie … its like a clown mask to be honest. Hehe.

I dont know if it’s the face they overdo the gore, or what it is, but its hilarious beyond a certain point – even the gore seems “made up”.

I’d rather Basic Instinct, and the Hannibal series, with FAR less actual gore, but Anthony Hopkins, all of 5’7″ conveys solid menace via looks and words more than any silly slasher movie ever ever could – it’s all about the mind, and vibes!

“I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Cianti!”

shhhhhh!

I’m sure everyone remembers that iconic scene.

Hopkins, he’s one of the best – legend!

Anyway … I’m still unable to figure out why “Jed” took after all the guys in the house with a chainsaw.

Apparently the first movie in the series – they did that too, they were all cannibals, but they did it under the guise of “protecting family” – here there was none, just one sole family member he’d never met, and her friends …

But its hilarious in a way.

Huge Texas mansion, Victorian era style.

It’s only when you head to the massive basement (which has butler’s quarters and so forth I’d imagine, or other servants of the time – larders, wine cellars, the lot) – that you understand and see what lurks beneath.

And even then, you gotta open tons of doors and such to find this monster.

He doesnt want to be found, but once he is, once you uncork the genie, there’s no stopping him!

Don’t open that metal door behind which he resides – it’s hard to open for a reason! Hehe.

Kinda like me when I wake up in the morning, I cannot stop giggling.

Maybe I should get a chainsaw or something and come tearing out with a clown mask on to drive all the Tom Tom’s badgering me away. Hehe.

I’m kinda the same, I never answer phones, I’m hard to find except for people I want to find me … hehe.

But once you unleash the BEAST. LOL.

“Buland Darawaza”.

The door of victory, as it was, built by Emperor Akbar in India to apparently celebrate his taking of the Indian state Gujarat. . .

The highest gateway in the world.

Dont – under any circumstance – breach that – or you NEVER know what lurketh behind. Hehe.

Much like doors in a certain house I know of . . .

But anyway, I cannot stop chuckling at the movie.

And especially the ending, literally the corniest ending to the movie I’ve ever seen, I mean, you find out your cousin is the cannibalistic monster residing in your basement, you never see him (much like the Bozo) – but he’s THERE, he “protects” you – but he does so via his horrible slashy means, while he leaves the rest of the house pristine and clean, human thigh bones on a plate rotting away the only clue to his “abode” deep down there, much like the devil, so old that people that saw it in the movie wondered “wtf” is that.

Then the guy kills cops in his lunacy, kills general members of the public, and the Sheriff never shoots him despite being able to …

(and, you keep living with him in the same house, which conveniently or not, has a cemetery in the garden, ostensibly the graves are family members that have passed on, thats when the “Sawyer” lets them – there’s a scene in the movie where a dead Grandma or someone is decomposing, apparently the looney tune only wanted to bury her after the house was handed over to the last remaining member – who continues to apparently live in the massive house alone, with this character brooding away in the basement in the house of “slaughterhouse” horrors).

Just utter lunacy, I can understand how things worked “back in the day in the Wild West”, but … neither 1970 something or 2013 is the Wild West…

But, I did like the “Texas” style of the movie. Hehe.

Big, loud, lots of open space, plenty of WOODS – and barb-e-ques.

And beer!

And, the “welcome to Texas, motherfucker!” a girl says when she shoots at the killer through a closed door.

Hehe.

Indeed!

Stay the F off my land, my property, my life, I can identify with that, damn right, damn SKIPPY!

I love America, and I probably love Texas the MOST in it. Hehe.

Anyway …

The other course to give you the “farm boy” rugged look is Pushup Central – builds the arms up like nothing else.

Most think its all about biceps.

You couldn’t be more wrong, pally.

Last, but not least, thanks to all those that stepped up and TOOK ACTION yesterday – and till yesterday – for the sale.

You guys truly are CHAMPS And doers.

The best!

And I enjoy serving you – daily.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Friend,

This is your LAST CHANCE to get Battletank Shoulders at the “throwaway price” it is being offered at right now (see https://0excusesfitness.com/rewards) for more.

Literally the last chance – I mean, we done passed last chance saloon yesterday but TODAY is honestly the last day the offer is still valid – for another SEVEN more hours, and that is THAT. ❗

If you’re truly serious about taking your health and fitness to hitherto underheard of levels, and building BRUTE, Gorilla like “battletank” strength and a rock solid “brutish” upper body, then dont let this chance go to waste.

Claim your copy now -along with the other great offers we have going on.

{firstname}, I dont know how else to emphasize the importance of this email – except to say you will NOT see this sort of offer again.

And, come the end of the year, perhaps even earlier prices on some other books will go UP as well.

If you want in, NOW is the time to get IN.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

And are remembered, for ages I might add!

At least by the DOERS.

I gave you an example of that in the last email, and as I sit here, writing this (or as I WAS sitting here writing this), the doorbell “clanged” and I picked up a delivery.

“thank you”, I told the guy as I always do. 

Thanking people when they deliver , or do something for me – has always been automatic for me, even in cultures like CHina where it’s apparently “not required or expected” – or India “it’s too formal to thank “one’s own!”” …

Or tipping, for that matter. when I first visited China, I was told by some not to do it, as they might get offended.

Fooey, I remember thinking, and my conversation with Clement, a Chinese guy from Hong Kong confirmed this.

“Why on earth would someone get offended if you give them money”

I can understand making a public show of it etc, but  really – I’ve tipped and said thank you damn near everywhere – actually, EVERYWHERE I go without caring two hoots or not about “whether or not it’s in their culture”- much like if it’s Christmas, or whatever festival (I celebrate a grand total of none, hehe) – I’ll wish people anyway.

Like, some things you just do!  (even when you hear “but no-one does that here!”)

Guy looked up at me with a bright smile.

“Welcome, Sir!” 

Sometimes they dont say that.

The body language is what counts!

People can feel respect, people can feel that YOU respect the other person, therefore, they in turn respect you.

People can FEEL crabbiness, crankiness, rude behavior, or at least they SHOULD be able to .

Anyway ….

I’ve known people from all walks of the globe that deal with people based upon their status. So called status.

How much they earn, how “big or small they are socially” if you get my drift, and other nonsense.

“He’s just a delivery person!”

Maybe.

But that delivery person is the one bringing you your stuff to the door, making an honest living out there, delivering if it’s Amazon in rain, hail, sleet or snow …

To me, a little bit of respect goes a long way, it’s REMEMBERED.

For ages.

Unfortunately, it’s a lesson most of the world has forgotten.

And hence we stand at them cross roads.

Same thing for fitness, my friend.

It’s the LITTLE gains you make daily without even noticing that add up to big thing.

The day you crank out 100 pushups in a workout might be a red letter day for you.

It is!

It should be!

And it matters, hell yes.

But really, it’s the SMALL changes to your pushups, the “extra cm and pause” you do at the bottom of each pushup as you get better, the more you bend your back on the Hindus, those incremental changes you FEEL in each workout – or should feel if you’re doing it right – THOSE are really what keep adding up to massive gains down the line, some of which never truly go away.

Those that do the thing KNOW what I mean here!

It’s about gratitude, and DOING the thing daily, and some things, doing the right thing, never really goes out of style does it?

Not for me it dont.

Anyway …

You’ve got a few hours left still on the Battletank Shoulders sale, so if you want to claim YOUR COPY OF THE MOST elite – I repeat MOST ELITE – fitness manual out there – then go ahead and do so now.

And, let me be flat out honest here. .  .

I won’t be lying if I say you doers will DISAPPOINT ME if even ONE of you doesn’t take advantage of this great offer, as its a once in a lifetime offer (for this book).

some offers, they just dont come around again, this book is special. Very special!

They all are , but this one, I dont know, crank the workouts, you’ll see for yourself!

As with Advanced Hill Training and Animal Kingdom Workouts, I dont promote it a lot.

Some things, they just promote themselves eh.

I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

“I’ll have to pass, Rahul, thank you very much – it is still a bit much for me at this point!”

That was Clare from the UK emailing me – yes, with regard to Battletank Shoulders!

YES, that is a course that is for serious female trainees too!

She is a Corrugated Core fan already, so wants more (I dont blame her).

Anyway, this lovely lady didnt notice the returning customer discount …

I told her about it.

But basically, it was about “even with the discount, it was too much for her i.e. the book above”.

Which I get, hey.

My response to this sort of thing – provided it’s genuine – has always been, and it always WILL be – to work with YOU on things!

If you truly want it, my friend, you’ll find a way to get it.

Some of my BEST and most COMMITTED “lovelies” (nah, hehe) – customers – the DOERS – have done just that.

Some of them have literally moved mountains – at home and otherwise – with the Mrs and such – they will never say this, of course (they’re too humble usually!) – but they DID IT – on their OWN – to get my books.

Some of them – a LOT of them – do these workouts religiously almost every day and swear by a lot of them.

And believe me, it takes guts if you’ve REALLY got genuine issues – to talk about those to folks selling products etc, and requesting discounts etc. It is not just as easy as “can I get it for less”, a doer will NEVER THINK that way – it takes guts to ask for help. Believe me, I’ve been there, done that (way too less than I should, hehe, but I know!). 

Trust me on this.

And when I see people like that, THAT is what I want!

A huge smile breaks across my face – I’m more than happy to work with such people on anything!

Training advice, help, cost, pricing, just life advice in general, anything – I’m happy to do it!

Because that is what I want ABOVE ALL.

Sure, the products will be priced at what they are NOW.

The price will go UP as I see fit – it would not be any other way, and why? Because these are the best damn products out there, and anything less would be disrespect, period, and you guys know my thoughts on that!

My time, my work, the RESULTS this work gets people, the sheer TENACITY and “bull dog” like effort, the learning in the trenches, passing it on to you – all of that costs – and costs big.

End of the day , though, just ask my best customers.

I’ve always worked with them on price, because if they have genuine issues, hey – I get it!

What I want is DOERS to get my books – and then do – and then BENEFIT – and then share how THEY BENEFITED – from my stuff!

I repeat, I dont want Tom Tomming – sure, if you write to me (in the review, as one man recently did) about “crackling writing” – then I really do appreciate that, and it’s true too! – but (and he wrote more, I’ll share later) – what I really value above all?

Is how these products have helped you, YOUR thoughts and so forth …

And THAT is what I myself share on my site, because that is what it’s all about – getting YOU in the best damn shape of your life, ready to tackle damn near anything and then some.

Feeling good, looking good, the whole shebang – YOU!

It’s the price wankers, do nothings, morons, trolls and the lunatics – and those that again, DO NOTHING – that I cannot stand, really cannot stand.

So there it is, friend.

Remember – you’ve got less than 12 hours now, I believe to claim YOUR COPY of Battletank Shoulders – WITH THE OFFER GOING ON – and gain access to one of the most elite fitness groups ever i.e. those that are on these workouts.

Move aside Crossfit, martial arts workouts.

All of those are great.

But sheer workout brutality and toughness, as a customer once said, they will truly turn you into a part Gorilla – even if you dont want that, or aren’t thinking about it!

Back soon!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Other great offers HERE.

Friend, 

The level of idiocy out there just reaches more and more spectacularly MIND BOGGLING LEVELS! 

It could be my emails people have a problem with, as I’ve said in a past few emails!

It could be other marketers, it could even be Donald Trump, who is often pilloried for sending too many emails, “breaking all marketing rules”, for “pushing users”, and the “tone of his emails”, and just about everything else. 

Let’s talk Trump for a minute. 

A lot of folks claim (the Tom Tom’s, that is) that his marketing is geared towards the average 8 year old, and pooh pooh what he says. 

Disregarding the facts of what he says, which like myself, Trump is nothing if not brutally frank and honest, and says it, again like myself in a very unique manner. 

And like myself, doesnt shy away from kicking BOOTY when it’s required. 

Such as now in some cases, but we’ll get to that soon enough. We’ll get to that!

I mean, lets look at the “geared towards 8 year old’s” gripe certain idiots have. 

These folks are usually the same fools who complain “too many emails, Rahul!” and “he doesnt provide vallllllllllllluuuueee!” and other assorted Bozo like nonsense I’ve covered here in emails before – people that will neither take action, nor spend a red cent for anything. 

Yet, even these idiots fail to apparently notice that if these emails are getting their butts off the idiotic videos on the dumbphone – well – and getting these DO NOTHINGS to send long emails and complain when otherwise you could light damn near a bonfire under their asses and they’d still be glued to their damn phones – then these emails are a base level certainly doing their damn JOB. 

And the 8 year olds? 

Funny part, ALL successful marketing – especially the hugely successful campaigns appeal big time to that age group 6-8 in many ways. 

I dont mean in ALL regards. 

And I certainly dont mean they “treat their audience” as being part of that age group.

I mean the important part, the EMOTIONS. 

8 is usually the age kids give into all the pressure of following dictum, logic etc – and ignoring what worked so wonderfully well for them ie gut feeling, and emotion – and nothing else. 

Pursuing what they want, what they truly DESIRE!

As adults, we have to relearn these lessons over again, if at all. 

Those of us that do, the results SPEAK. 

But emotion wise, what we WANT doesnt go away – regardless of age. 

You still FEEL something, and feelings, even today are ultimately what drive action – of any sort. 

Trump merely (in his case) is being Trump, he pulls out some news, generates outrage, and then – and it sure helps it’s HONEST! – pitches whatever he wants to. 

It’s vintage Trump, Trump being Trump. 

Much like my emails are written “as if I was talking to you right now in person”, same thing with Trump. 

Mine are different in that I talk a lot more, perhaps at a deeper level. Hehe. 

Trump’s are “base”. 

Other marketers have their own style. 

But as a guy who I work with recently told me. 

“You can pull my ear this way or that, from here or there. But, the results remain the SAME”. 

Bingo. 

It’s those kiddie emotions one has to appeal to, my friend . . . 

Anyway, I dont know why I brought this up again. 

Perhaps because  as I said above, some people do deserve a kick up the ass, if just for how STUPID their comments are. 

“No-one cares!” went one idiot in response to the “TIME SENSITIVE” email I sent out. 

Well, apparently he cared enough to get pissed off!

I mean look, folks, I’m not going to stop sending these emails, I truly believe these are the best fitness products out there, they are worth every damn penny you invest in them, much like eating out at a Michelin grade restaurant, and when theres offers and such going on to save YOU a buck – I aint gonna shy away from saying it. 

Speaking of which … 

BIG NEWS!

There’s been such TREMENDOUS demand for Battletank Shoulders after the frenzy today that I’ve reactivated the sale – the special offer going on on that. 

But notice – two things. 

One, it’s only for THIS list. 

A special gift for YOU and YOU ALONE. (Want proof? Check out the rewards page. There is no mention made of the extension there. Neither is it mentioned anywhere else publicly). 

And two? 

You ONLY have 24 hours – or less than that, to claim this special offer, my friend on Battletank Shoulders. 

Thats right, and I repeat. 

⏰⏰The CLOCK IS INDEED TICKING on this one!⏰⏰

< 24 hours, so hurry – and get in while you can. 

THE OFFER WILL EXPIRE TOMORROW i.e. Nov 16, 2021 – NO MORE EXTENSIONS! ⚠

And #2, all other dates etc stay as they are. 

So rush – clock’s ticking – I am NOT going to extend this again!​ 

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Neither am I going to send out too many reminders about it anymore, I’m getting sick of the Tom Tom’s disrespecting the emails, I mean geez if you want out, just unsubscribe and be done with it?? Nah, but on another note?

I WILL, as I said send ’em. I do this for you, the DOERS!

PS #2 – Also, if you’re looking at fitness for kids, be sure and check Kiddie Fitness out.

The Trumpinator, my friend, is indeed a TANK bar none.

Keeps going no matter what.

Has all the laws of success down pat – naturally – much like yours truly does, and always naturally DID.

I believe Napoleon Hill did too!

And as the UNPRECEDENTED BIG BASH AND SALE on one of our best and toughest “never become a PUSSY!” books – BattleTank Shoulders! winds down to an end, I gotta say, as I said before,

PICTURES DO INDEED SPEAK A THOUSAND WORDS!

 

Indeed.

Sale lasts for TWO more hours, friend.

Take action NOW.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Indeed a broad shouldered TANK is the Trumpinator, so can you, if you do what is said in Battletank Shoulders!!

BATTLETANK SHOULDERS!

As with the course itself, I’ll keep this discount simple – and HEAVY – and HARD HITTING! 

For a limited time, this MASTER PIECE OF A BOOK comes with an UNPRECEDENTED 30% off! 

Offer valid until Nov 15, 2021 – so HURRY!

(Applicable only to Battletank Shoulders!)

From https://0excusesfitness.com/rewards.

This is the THIRD TIME – and LAST TIME I’m sending this email out, because I truly believe you guys need to read this – see this- and take ACTION.

Sometimes, there is a time for talk, sometimes, a time for action, that time is NOW, my friend – for YOU.

Yes, YOU, friend!

There is no point “ignoring it” – you know, you’ve said it before yourself! – you WANT THESE BOOKS!

And with good reason, they’re the best. Period, the best out there, whichever way you say it – or frame it – that FACTS STANDS!

Some people won’t take action no matter what, which is fine, but this is for the doers.

ARE YOU A DOER, friend? ?

Well if so, take action NOW.

On this offer, also some other GREAT ones we’ve got going on.

Please dont postpone “what should be done today” i.e. NOW to tomorrow, as tomorrow “never comes”. 

As they said in the ole Akshay Kumar potboiler, “Touch me, kuch to karo” … 

i.e Touch me, DO SOMETHING – same thing HERE!

But hurry – the Battletank shoulders! offer ends TODAY.

Make haste – while the sun SHINES!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Here is the email I sent out on this earlier, in case y’all didnt see it.

 

LIMITED TIME OFFER – HURRY!

​

BATTLETANK SHOULDERS!

As with the course itself, I’ll keep this discount simple – and HEAVY – and HARD HITTING! 

For a limited time, this MASTER PIECE OF A BOOK comes with an UNPRECEDENTED 30% off! 

Offer valid until Nov 15, 2021 – so HURRY!

(Applicable only to Battletank Shoulders!)

From https://0excusesfitness.com/rewards. 

LOTS of you have been asking about this great book, possibly one of my best along with Animal Kingdom Workouts. 

And, this is exactly why I’ve got some offers going on for these books 

– some GREAT offers, if I might say so myself!

But hurry – the Battletank shoulders! offer ends TODAY. 

And the others – some of the ones you really WANT – will end in a few days, as you can see on that page. 

Make haste – while the sun SHINES!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee