Friend,

In response to the idiotic job posting I laughed at in my WeShat group, I got the following from a decidely “non Tom Tom” member, who mysteriously posted the Chiense text he got (‘m assuming it was him, he removed the pictures of those having the conversation).

I asked why the translation wasn’t posted. WeShat, for what it’s worth has pulled translation services, at least for me!

Ugh.

Pain in the ass to have to switch back/forth with apps or what not.

Anyway, here it is –

Apparently a typical Tom Tom (Schofield like Tom Tom) posted this –

The Chinese nation is a nation of etiquette, respecting every individual, hoping you pay attention to your words and deeds.

If I dont say it dont mean I have nothing say

Ordinary heart.

And thats all there was.

WIERD!

Dont know why this Buffoon didnt just say it?

But IF ind it interesting how these Tom Tom’s completely ignore goose and gander.

Bring up something bad the See Xi Pee does, they’ll post the above nonsense.

Apparently critical thinking aint allowed in the PRC.

Bring up even the tiniest thing the US or any other country does WELL though, it’s DISCOURAGED – and the reverse – encouraged.

Pathetic!

I mean, I wasn’t talking about the CCP either!

IT was a dumb ass dancing monkey job – the same sort that the CCP is trying to actively CRACK DOWN UPON ON!

And thats the response I get.

Oh well.

(and really if you’ve got something to say (referencing the poster above) – then fucking SAY IT. 

Just say it!

If you want to not say it, don’t ,but dont lecture me about “just because I dont say anything doesn’t mean I have nothing to say ” – that is the language LOSERS USE! And I ain’t interested in dealing with losers, friend!!) 

Anyway, a certain Edgar got it spot on when he mentioned the following.

Interesting the worker has a duty to fuck or sleep with someone too …

I heard how many stories they took the passport and keep a slave girl and ladies…

Hehe.

I wouldn’t be surprised either.

Though I ain’t heard of the “keeping the passport thing” in China, it’s official in the MIddle East for one, probably is in some other places too.

(was my response)

And these crappy “maid – cum – teacher – in Bozo Schofield” jobs are WAY more common than you’d think.

The Chinese will pay the Filipinos between 3-6K RMB a month to be “maids” – and of course teach their kids for free.

Sadly, the ladies do it for free…

And with the Chinese, of course, give an inch they’l take 10 miles – or more.

Sad, but true.

Anyway … thats my take on it.

I’ll be back!

But before I go, I DO remember the China immigration officer once angrily yelling at me in the middle of the PSB when my visa was two days overdue (it was the weekend before that, it was NOT my responsibility to do it – Nazi feminist cunt at the company I Worked for intentionally delayed it, boss was like “whatever”) …

So for those wondering, officially China does NOT have this inane “we’ll keep your passport” policy for those coming to work there.

Which is the right thing to do.

It’s also right that individuals shoul dbe responsible for their own visa deadlines, but what do you do when the company themselves doesn’t do it.

“There’ll be a fine!” dude hollered.

But the company didnt do it, I protested.

NAzi feminist cunt never showed with me for the visa application like she’s was supposed to, she sent her poor assistant (a great gal, hehe BJL) who had to then deal with it.

“This is your visa”, I remember him angrily pointing and gesticulating.

Well, that it was!

So I said nothing.

He was a great guy tho, most of the PSB guys are actually honest and upstanding individuals. I know, I’ve dealt with the China police and HK police both!

HK police back in the day – Truly Asia’s finest!

And China police, provided you stick to Xi’s guidelines can actually be pretty nice and helpful too, like the friendly guy who in 2005 in Bejing even trie dto guide me to the nearest restaurant when a half drunk foreign devil was asking him in English to.

Nice guy!

And thats memories for now.

(NO fine, NO overstay marked. They know when to do the right thing!)  (thank heavens they did it with Bozo)

Last, but not least, why do I keep saying the bit about pre-orders, well, I’ve told you here.

But 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections for one was a course I thought would get a stellar response, so I never asked before I released it.

Only the hardcore guys got it though.

(which is fine, just saying …)

But other courses – like Pushup Central – released with far less fanfare have got far more attention!

And that isn’t always the case of course, so write back, folks, let me know about Advanced Bridging so I’ll know if it’s worth the time and effort.

I’ll put it out anyway, but “when” is why I’m asking.

Let me know.

I’m out!

ON A ROLL!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

Friend,

I dont know why I’m telling you this. But  I just , I dont know, had to!

So I am …

Just some positive feedback, if thats OK : )  (subject)

Hi Jeff

Nah, this ain’t about orders gone awry. Hehe. As you rightly said, most people just contact us because “we messed up somehow” – but I’m contacting you for the exact opposite.

First to tell you that (I dont know if it’s a coincidence or not, but I dont believe in the same!) – after bringing the issues I did very vociferously over the past few month w.r.t orders etc (all very valid issue) – Amazon’s customer service has improved IMMEASURABLY.

it’s back to the old Amazon now – THANK YOU! I dont know if my feedback helped, but just letting you know.

Thanks again!

Second, and more importantly I’m very aware of all the issues Amazon has been having in India -most NOT of it’s own making.

And though I ONLY order from Amazon (when in India/the US/anywhere there is Amazon – NO EXCEPTIONS!) – my wife has been recently telling me “to try other sites out”.

This was with regard to the food quality (Amazon grocery in India) – being delivered, often stale etc though hey – I understand why thats happening! – and often times items etc not been available, then being charged for something, not getting it, and the system not auto refunding (I brought this up recently, to Amazon’s credit, it was solved INSTANTLY – thank you, Sumit!) …

I’m a loyal Amazon customer ,and will remain so as long as Jeff is in charge “in some way”.

True, The alternatives she mentioned are Indian companies.

But I’m a huge, huge believer in the following.

One, SERVICE ultimately trumps all in “this here biz”. And there is NO-ONE, I repeat NO-ONE out there that listenst o customers the way Amazon does!

Two, it delivers a far better service than it’s Indian competitors, hence, my choice to stay with Amazon.

Tru, this email may get me labeled as a “typical Tom Tom” or worse.

Jingoism aside though, I believe in a free market – and competition! – B/C competition is ultimately what helps folks IMPROVE!

Anyway, just thought I’d let you know – thanks again for listening and delivering the BEST in customer service out there!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Let’s hope I can get my wife to change my mind, but I won’t venture into that on here, hehe.

PPS – Folks, again and again, I keep saying it. LAST day for Lumberjack Lodestone FItness -the pre-orders – take action – NOW!

 

Friend,

It certainly ain’t necessary – contacting me first!

But remember, for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness, I didnt even have an order button up initially.

Then the great Lee Lowder a Jump rope MANIA! and Kiddie Fitness customer chimed in with the following (quoting verbatim from memory so the wording isn’t accurate, but the meaning sure is!)

“Rahul

What exactly does someone need to do to PLACE the pre-order?

You say contact me, but other than the membership (Ship) there is nowhere one can place the pre-order.

Thanks”

Now there is a great guy, a doer!

(and so much for those that bitch about “he just wants money”. HA!)

He was right. And I rectified that shortly thereafter.

Again, to place pre-orders – no – you DO NOT , I repeat  dO NOT need to contact me first – UNLESS it’s for the paperback (to give me your address).

But most have placed the pre-order for a digital download, so if thats you, thats fine!

You’ve taken action, which is what counts, friend.

But why I love people to contact me first for specifically pre-orders?

It shows interest x 10 – like Timothy!

It shows the person is serious – it shows the person isn’t a wanker or price shopper or serial refunder and with all the Bozos you and I are seeing right NOW, well, its important to weed that lot out!

Most of all though?

I JUST LOVE HEARING BACK FROM Ya’LL!

B/c – ya’ll are the VERY BEST!

Let me repeat that for emphasis, in case you didnt get it.

I LOVE HEARING BACK FROM YOU GUYS!

So on Advanced Bridging, write back – tell me!

(I dont have a sales page for that anyway up so no option, hehe).

And remember, the pre-order for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness ends TODAY, so if you want in at this price, take action now.

This is gonna be huge, as will the price.

I’ll even make videos for this one down the road, I just have to!

Anyway, more on all that later.

For now, its adios.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

The number of “silent spectator” my friend – has grown dramatically on this site.

As have the number of Bozos, Tom Tom’s, freebie seekers, whiners and moaners and so forth.

All are more than happy to whine about price, “being offended” or other idiotic Schofield like crapola.

But when it comes to real issues, REAL training, real words?

There’s a dead silence in the air – except for a small minority.

Which is fine.

That is who this is intended for, not you Bozos “surreptiously” checking the emails and “Stewing” (how dare he say it) – or “cheering” (yes, he’s right!) but doing exactly “F all” if you get my drift.

Not those that have unsubscribed, yet cannot stop from reading what I have to say …

I mean, I put out a GREAT IDEA yesterday – which will happen, yes.

But only after Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness.

But, not many people replied.

One guy “Timothy” replied with a very enthusiastic “Yes, where can I place the pre -order!”

Trouble it, I ain’t even started writing the course, much less put out a sales page for it.

Hehe.

THAT, friend is enthusiasm!

Thank you, Timothy!

And I’ll send you a custom link soon for it!

For the rest of yall doers, sales page will up – but only AFTER I’m more than 70% done with the book, which given I’m focusing EVERY bit of energy wright now on “Lumberjack LOdestone Fitness”, will take a while…

THAT book is next.

And the pre-orders end today for that book.

If you want in at THIS Price, jump now, because come tomorrow, I’m going to pull the offer, period.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Friend,

I can hear Ann Lee slapping on to the back, or sloshing me between the shoulder blades “like a mule’s kick, like PG Wodehouse said, hehe” (nah, not really – she was not THAT strong, but she was hey, pretty strong for her size!) – or kicking my ass – literally.

Bozo would have loved it, and begged for more. Hehe.

She also massaged me for hours in the park later, doubt the Bozo would have got that treatment.

THAT one night, that “all nighter” – ah, but I’ve written about that before!

4 A.M. in the morning in Qi Feng Park? What is your girlfriend, a female Monk?

That was one of the more caustic comments Uncle Bob made when he heard about it all, but .. .

“Sounds like you were “doing the rounds” and having a rip roaring time!”

“I didnt get any phone call to come bail you out, but then again, dont know if they do the bail thing here…”

“Our night was nowhere near as interesting. Nicole got upset about not having a baby or what not after seeing something on TV, then we watched “Home Alone 2″ (yippe, Mom!) and went to bed”.

Well, Uncle probably had SOME fun back in the day, hehe.

Anyway – where was I.

Ann LEe.

we covered that.

but, here’s another wacko that recently emailed me.

“I’ve been trying to purchase The Course “Shoulders like BOULDERS!” from your website, Sir, but my card doesn’t have limit, please decrease the prize”.

He then went on about a semi-rant about “why course so expensive”.

Ugh. So familiar!

He ended with,

“You are so confident, please, you brimming with confidence (he sounded like h copied and pasted that phrase from the INternet if you get my drift), please to help, thank you”.

Ugh again.

No you wacko, the price won’t be reduced

For a damned good reason.

Now, your credit card – I can’t comment there.

Mine was recently “over limit” due to some interest BS or something, hey, I get it. (I have expensive tastes when the occasion begets).

But the price stays what it IS.

But here’s the thing …

“Brimming with self confidence” is how a LOT Of people have described me as.

And “natural, in the flow, from the heart” …

BUT – while the keys to all this are simple enough (amazingly most ignored tho, as the simplest things are), nigh no-one focuses on the one exercise that will DO IT.

Bozo up there “Kevin” did focus on it.

YES!

Look, fella.

Doing HANDSTAND PUSHUPS – ALL THE WAY TO THE GROUND, friend, not partials!! – is where its AT.

Not only will you build strength like a raging grizzly UNTAMED – but you’ll be ENVY of the preeners and posers and pumpers at the Jim.

Trust me, if they can hammer out one bench with 500 or whatever, that MEANS NOTHING in terms of doing handstand pushups – ask them to even get into a handstand, watch ’em FLOP like the dunces they are!

I’m referring to the pump and preen crowd, oil muscles and so forth – dunce Central.

But NOTHING makes you feel great like handstand pushups do.

This morning, I woke up. Went to th ebathroom, brushed my teeth, guzzled 2 liters of H20.

and then, did just TEN handstand pushups.

Thats all.

Slow and steady, NOSE TO THE FLOOR.

Not the “back to the wall” stuff thats easy to do.

THE REAL MAN STUFF!

Stomach to wall, the way I TEACH IT!

And believe me, the way it makes me feel ,the ENERGY it gives me for the whole day – couple that with what Napoleon Hill said on the Chapter in Thick and Grow Rich, (think, hehe though sometimes Bozo thinks “thick” if you get my drift since he often “grass is greener on the other side, hehe”) …. Sexual Transmutation Chapter …

I mean, just DO the thing.

And trust me, you’ll be OFF TO THE RACES!

It’s great to be a stud at pull-ups. So you shoudl.

But nothing, I repeat nothing makes you feel like HANDSTAND PUSHUPS DO!

Ahmed would agree, hehe.

I’m sure you guys do too!

So get the course now, friend – and COURSE THROUGH LIFE – brimming with PURE UNBRIDLED MACHISMO, and a SWAGGER and SELF CONFIDENCE Like NOTHING BEFORE!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Already got that course?

Well, BAttletank Shoulders awaits.

OH BOY!

PS – I love the horde of followers that are mostly too cheap to buy, but hang on to EVERY WORD I have to say with glee and relish, then complain when something hits the spot. To these folks, GET REAL – and get off the fence NOW.

And for those of you that have, thank you! Welcome to the real man club.

And remember the offer on the Collector’s Edition of Fast and Furious Fitness I sent out, half an hour remaining on that one, so hurry NOW.

(and be POSITIVE, friend. Like Tracy “India man very hot” said, “You are always so positive!”

And thats why she talks to me, hehe).

Friend,

A long time ago, I worked a very crappy job indeed in the Middle East, which of course due to a) an amalgamtion of circumstances (no, I did not create those!) and b) my own doings (after a), I figured, phock, why not) I did all I could to get canned from.

Eventually, I succeeded. Hehe.

But that job was a total crap job, in fact, it was one of those jobs in the Middle East where apparently “everyone from India was a “menial worker”” and the Arabs were entitled as phock (dont know if that still happens, probably to a degree?) – and of course, the company heads were Indians, but they pandered to the Arabs in the same degree.

I still remember one person telling me when I brought goose and gander up.

“It’s their country! They can do it, we can’t!”

Huh??

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME, dude?

Like, lets take the U.S.

Do Americans – or anyone – doing a shoddy job or not at all get away “Its America, so we can!”

Bullshit!

It’s about pandering. Bottom line. Plain and fuckin simple!

And of course these days back Stateside, good ole (not) Hiden “creepy Joe” biden has made sure that illegal immigrants and criminals have MORE rights than legal folks.

I shit you NOT. Just look at what is happening on the borders there – and in many places!

But anyway …

Ahmed was one of those guys who whether he knows it or not (probably not) – was a perfect example of NATURAL MARKETING!

He was just … well, I’ll give you an example.

He was the backslapping, beer drinking type (yes, despite the hoo haa about liqor being illegal in the Middle East without permits and crap, and Muslims not drinking – guess what. EVERYONE DOES).

Ugh, that bootleg I once drank!

Anyway, he was that sort.

He was working IT with me – they called us “technicians” instead of engineers. LOL.

You might get pissed reading this, but as I’ve said before, that company, everyone laughed at everyone, so …

But anyway, a huge black bag showed up with one day with servers or some shit.

It was unpacked.

Then I saw Ahmed at the back of the room.

A rustling noise was coming.

And I looked back, and here was Ahmed, about as tall as me (not quite as phat as I was back then, hehe, but hey – I still had the GRIP! As Ahmed said “he’s very STRONG!” – when they tried to grip my hand, and he did, I gave him the GORILLA!) … trying to wriggle his way into the black bag.

On a whim.

PIcture this, a full grown adult trying to wriggle into a garbage bag and you’ve got an idea how comic it was – now add the Arab robes (bedouin, or whatever it’s called)in, and you’ve got the IDEA!

It was hilarious. We laughed up a storm.

Dish-dash-a I believe not bedouin?? I dont know, Abaya? I dont know, can’t remember, but those words … ah yes.

Abaya was that sexy thing women wear, with gleaming eyes showing, and plenty of unhidden LUST  in many cases. Dishdasha, the men …

(can’t quite recall what Bedouin means, hehe).

Anyway, I loved the Balochs there. 

GRESAT PEOPLE ALL OF THEM!!!!

And more INdian than yours truly, hehe, ever could be!

We love India, they kept saying. They DID, right down to BOllywood (they hate Pakistan with a fervor and passion).

Hamidullah, in case a certain “Farooq” is reading this. What a great guy he was, solid character!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, Ahmed.

One afternoon I walked into work after lunch (Ahmed sat in front of me).

I fully expected to find him sleeping or something.

Instead, there he was, watching sloshy porn with headphones on, and not bothering who was looking. Hehe.

Of course he didnt care.

The company pandered to them to such a great extent that he was impossible to fire (dont know about NOW, but back then thats how it was).

And with all the whiny nonsense coming in about “calling women women and not chicks” , I wonder what the great, hehe, Ahmed would have said.

(Hey, he was a good guy actually. Just brutal, not so much as me, but similar!)

“Call them bitches” would have been his response.

ask him. LOL!

Funnily enough, women seem to get away with calling each other bitches all the time, rating each other tits and what not, yet, a man does it, it’s wrong?

When women talk about you know what sizes, is it big (like I keep getting asked “I want to see your big wang”) or if it’s teeny Bozo flapping in a teenier breeze … its OK.

When men do it, its wrong?

GET THE FUCK REAL, guys!

GOOSE AND GANDER!

Anyway, Ahmed was nothing if not brutally honest.

He once calle dme an “fucking” A hole for not showing up to work on Saturday, or not wanting to, hehe.

That I am!

He also shook my hand when he got a better job!

“Friends foreever”, I remember him saying.

Thats my man. My  (sandy, hehe) nikka!

Not a Bozo like “Manny from Philippines” who bears grudges for years. Like Uncle Bob said, drunken argument, get over it ALREADY.

He never did, of course.

Anyway, where am I going with all this.

I dont know.

I was going to give yo u another Ahmed special.

Ah yes.

Here it is!

After lunch, his “supervisor” (of sorts, apparently), an INdian dude questioned him meekly about work (it seemed like the other way around i.e. he was the boss Ahmed, and supervisor was the supervised. “because he was Indian” or some BS. Phock that. yet another reason I LEFT!

ABILITY, folks, not BS!)

he replied with some inanity.

And then, apparently the water was out in the bathrooms or something and he complained to “Anupam” (India dude) about it.

Anupam shrugged his shoulders, like “wtf can I do”.

True, lol. /

Ahmed –

“But then how we wash our hands after we go poo poo !”

Trust me, this guy was a character!

Bozo would love him, hehe, except Ahmed would probably whoop his ass big time!

Anyway where am I going with allt his again.

I dont know …

Except to say this, be a real man, friend.

And TRAIN real man style.

Get your pre-order in for the best damn course in “dat” regard right now, hehe.

Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness. 

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

And really, friend.

I’ve got weary of asking you so please dont make me ask again.

Get the Collector’s Edition of Fast and Furious Fitness, only TWO COPIES lying around – the rest all sold like hotcakes, now these two, they’re sitting around.

I love the book.

But it needs go NOW – to YOU!

Grab this now, friend, and those that do within the next hours – you’ll get a special offer in your Inbox!

PPS – What to call them?

Well, In China, I call them ladies.

“How dare you! We’re not old!”

Chuckles.

Then I call them “girls”.

“Were ladies!”

Then I ask them what to call ’em.

They giggle.

Hey.

What can I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAdies, we love YOU!

Bad Boys forever, hehe. REAL BAD BOYS!

Then you have those that ask “if you’re married”.

You say no.

“why you not married!”

OK, so I am.

“Why you talking to me!” (she’ll never ask why she’s talking to YOU, hehe).

I swear. It’s just hilarious, folks, and yours truly brings it ALL TO YOU!

And it doesnt’ necessarily happen the way you think, friend.

Sometimes, folks use the “feel sorry for me” emotion so often and so much, that the other person just relents.

They do it naturally ins ome cases, in some cases, they “learn”.

MOST scammers for one – at least the predatory types like Bozo Schofield use do this naturally.

They make the other person, lonely or not feel so sorry for them that they’d do anything to “help” ’em … and of course, once the money goes, away flies the Bozo.

Hey, I know.

Even yours truly “seasoned” tried helping the Bozo, of course, I stopped short of financial or anything like that, and called him out ALL THE TIME on his B.S. including when he smeared other people in the WeChat group I owned …

But I did try and help him, even me!

Which of course, I dont know, I’m a nice guy, I’ll try and help folks naturally, it’s what I do – like Mandy said –

“You can help people, both physically and mentally”

True.

IF THEY’RE WILLING TO BE HELPED!

Bozo wasn’t.

Anyway, I remember my Uncle and Aunt once discussing Rambo II with me when I was in college.

Hehe, in 1997 I think …

First, Rambo I.

“You end up feeling sorry for him!” my Uncle said about that movie.

True.

The entire movie is built on the premise of making people feel sorry for Stallone -much like happened with Rocky, except that happened in a more natural manner, but First Blood Part ONe, was pretty natural too!

IN Two, of course, he turns into a stud.

I know, Mandy.

How dare I objectify Stallone by calling him a stud, eh.

Or, is it no goose and gander ie. All OK for men, but not for women? All OK when women say something, but men say the same thing, not ok?

I dont think so!!

Anyway, my Aunt responded with a censorious look …

(she was actually gorgeous. Hehe, but the look … )

“he had to apologize to many people!”

(Stallone racking up the body count in Rambo II).

Maybe he did.

But point is (and my Aunt also gav eme a long lecture about how I shouldn’t be all alone “out here” at the age of 17, and how if she had kids (which I think she does, wel, she DOES, two) she would “never send them” anywhere at that age … hey, what can I say, Ma’am – or Auntie, in this case. I’m a pathblazer! TRAILBLAZER!)

I’ve always been that. Hehe. Plus, there were other factors at work, but bottom line – well, there were others I won’t get into here, but I wanted FREEDOM – as I always do and did and will!

I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE ANYONE CLIP MY WINGS, no matter what!

SAY IT LIKE IT IS, FOLKS!

LIVE LIFE FREELY!!! WITH GUSTO, VIM, VIGOR AND GUMPTION GALORE!

Its so worth it!

Point being emotions.

Trump does this so well all the time.

NATURAL!

He simply plays on similar emotions “naturally”. Thats who he is!

Anger, rage, frustration, Trumps a master at manipulating those too!

But yeah, if you’re dealing with scammers like Bozo, yes, the first thing you’ll see they do?

They try and make you feel sorry for them.

Hehe.

And since they’re so damned lazy, like the Gigolo in one of James Hadley Chase’s books I so loved “Helga Rolfe the Nympho” (I didnt say that, Chase did, and she was upfront about it too!) … they amount to nothing in life.

“I looked at the gigolo, and suddenly felt nothing but CONTEMPT for him”, thought Archer. “What I’d have given to be in his position!”

(this was when gigolo did the only thing he could do i.e. make billionarie lady Helga feel sorry for him, do a damn fine job in bed, his only area of expertise – – unfortunately for Glyn, he ain’t even got that going for him – all he does in bed is “tongue up ass” … and Helga offered him a partnership in her million dollar enterprise!)

Sometimes, I feel the same way about Boozo.

Fuck, all the opportunies he’s got on a platter HANDED to him, right from Mommy’s American Express Credit card whenever he needed it.

If I had all that, I’d be a bazillionarie by now!

Come to think of it, I prefer being in the trenches and LEARNING. Hehe.

And then getting to whereever I want to be.

FREE AND UNFETTERED!

Anyway, thats the emotion part out of the way.

“you sell all the time”, like a Bozo recently claimed.

Hey.

I didnt even put too many links in all that!

But I’m brutal – in your face – and I market all th etime, yes.

But I do it in a way that slips past the radar, and it doesn’t fit any sort of conventional playbook on HOW to.

Read the 10 Commandments of Successful Sales, you’ll know!

Be yourself, folks!

Thats really what it boils down to … and BE HONEST!

And as for you, the reader reading this – write back – let me know what YOU Think!

I’m out – back soon!

(as for you, Mandy, remember, Glyn Bozo gave you my email so you could “forget” about what Bozo did to you).

FOCUS ON THE REAL ISSUES!

Unless, of course, you want to be fleeced again by the Bozo or others (mark my words, THAT is why- another reason – he sent YOU – MY EMAIL! -so you could “forget”, then “forgive”, give him dough again, and then of course- vicious cycle), thats your choice. I know if I were you, I’d be applying for coaching right about now, I’d be saying THANK YOU, RAHUL, not this “whiny inanity” you’re sending, but hey ..

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS. – Today is the LAST day for the pre-order for Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness. IF enough people want me to extend it, I will, otherwise, it’s gONE NOW. (today).

And remember, write back and tell me if you want any other implements in that book other than whats mentioned, since we’re nearing COMPLETION!

ANOTHER EPIC!!!!

Like the last one was… (is)…

PS #2 – Folks, stop feeling “offended” for inanity. The great doers of the world don’t feel offended. They take what they perceive as insult as FODDER to hammer the BOZOS with – and they succeed.

If every millionarie alive would spend time whining about their lonely hearts for one, they’d get NOWHERE.

Be a winner, not a loser!

And if you are, or want to learn HOW – well – pick up Gumption Galore now. Trust me, from Rahul Mookerjee in the trenches, along with zero to HERO! – you’ll LOVE IT!

From the Bozo to Charles to now a certain “Mandy” …

Who we decided we wouldn’t mention again, but of course, much like the Bozo himself “el scammer” shes stuck to this site like a limpet.

Now, first off, lots of people ask me “why I dont reply to them personally”.

Friend, it’s just not possible to reply to ALL inquiries personally – especially with the amount of marketing we’ve been doing.

But if it’s a question that deserves an answer (sometimes even if it doesn’t) – you’ll see it on the emails – and the site most likely!

(By the way, and just so you know – ALL emails are NOT posted on the site. Most are, but what I show the 0 Excuses Fitness Ship members, what I send them in terms of emails etc – all of that is normally not on the site – or if it is, it’s “private” for members only).

The Ship my friend is truly a value packed deal you need to jump on NOW.

Not only does it ensure that you have access to ALL products digitally, it also means you have FAR greater chance of your question – fitness related or not – answered by “the man himself”. 

And, not to mention the forum I keep talking about – where you can share your stories, tales IN PRIVATE – with the other doers!

Remember, it’s one thing to get advice from me (coaching etc). But it’s quite another to talk about your progress etc with like minded trainee – or those trying to motivate each other – or achieve something in LIFE!

Anyway, that out of the way, here’s the whiny email I got this morning –

(seems the Bozo attracts exactly that, i.e. whiny sorts who “can’t help but visit yours truly’s site”. Hey, I get it. Plenty of people hate me, but they all sign up to read and hear what I have to say anyway!)

(see yesterday’s post about why blocking Bozo Bo(o)zo beyond a certain point would be fruitless and pointless. He’d find a way anyway to contact me!)

Anyway, she referenced THIS post … Bozo Schofield and the 5000(00) he stole “ongoing saga” (rahulmookerjee.com) 

She quoted this part …

It’s nothing short of hilarious, friend.

The Bozo has given (as y’all know) my email address to the chick he stole money from “Mandy whoever” who like many others was gullible enough to fall for the Bozos scammy words and such.

Then she quoted this from some other post – but she won’t mention which one –

This was, if memory serves right, the same chick from whom Glyn stole “5000 RMB” by acting all innocent and “the blue eyed boy that just lost his job” and other rubbish, and fleeced her money. Chinese girls can be SO simplistic at times!

And then this –

From my deep heart,I don’t like to be opened the scar to public,I prefer you to delete all “Mandy”‘s stories from you post.But I know you want to save other astray women and warn people,if you still want to post,pls remove “Chick” and any Chinese from your post,and change to use neutral calling like “women” or “girls” objectively.

I dont know where she got the last bit from, but probably someplace . Tons of people have been emailing me and asking about the Bo(o)zo.

Along with his “Tiny Todger” rants, they’ve even made it into an autoresponder for everyone that signs up. Bozo, we will never forget you!

LOL

But I gotta say a few things here, friend.

First, people can be so goddamned ENTITLED!

I mean, let’s see.

This chick has been pestering me with emails sent to MY Address – obviously she didnt bother to research who “rahulmookerjee” was and believed the Bozo blindly – and now wants ME to EDIT what I said ?

I helped her the best I could via email and not, and notice one thing that I dID NOT BRING UP AS YET.

SHE DID NOT APOLOGIZE – even once – for the misunderstanding and all the long emails which I had nothing to do with to be very FRANK!

Thats right. 

This lady apologized NARY ONCE!

ENTITLED is what comes to mind!

Now she wants me to “censor my speech”?

Now, Idont know what ya’ll think.

I had honored her request not to mention here again on the site. Thats fine.

But from a chick that could have easily asked me first “Hey, is this Glyn” – and I mean, come on, it’s bloody obvious – the mental level of someone that thinks “rahulmookerjee” is anyway associated with the Bozo, is, well, the same sort of idiots he fleeces …

Like attracts like, like I said. Hehe.

And now she’s complaining about calling women chicks?

if you still want to post,pls remove “Chick” and any Chinese from your post,and change to use neutral calling like “women” or “girls” objectively.

Honey, here’s a simple fact.

It’s MY SITE.

I post what the hell I WANT.

Not what “you deem right to post”.

Emails and posts are NOT CENSORED – they’re raw, honest, brutal – and TRUE!

My followers follow me till the end of the earth not necessarily because I’m the bodyweight exercise Guru and the Stella Artois of Fitness.

It’s because I speak the truth – and tell people the TRUTH in a brutal and harsh manner. 

Thats who Iam, who I’ve been all my life, and I ain’t changing for you, any chick, my Mama, Bo(o)zo or anyone else.

Shades of Nazi feminism, anyone??

As for “saving astray women” – I’m hardly a white knight. Far from it. Hehe.

I am who I am.

But removing “Chinese” from the post?

She claims that –

About the second link,I found “chick” twice in the post.And you also strengthen Chinese girls.And that made me uncomfortable .He stayed in China for the longest time,it’s his fault to hurt many girls locally.It’s not related to nationality but for his bad character.If he stays in Korea or any other countries,then these women are in other nationality.

Now, this is utter TOSH AND HOGWASH.

Lets see, can you imagine a SINGLE girl in the UK, for instance, giving anything to the Bo(o)zo?

Not saying it wouldn’t happen. It might. But the chances are slim and next to none, and none just left town.

India. Malaysia. Anywhwere. It’s only China where certain people worship “foreign devils” as being “God incarnate”, especially if they’re dancing monkeys at schools that this sort of thing happens.

Interesting she mention another country I have NO intention of ever visiting – Korea.

Lets see the Bozo try that in Japan, for one!

True, it ain’t about nationality here.

But it’s about HOW the people of that country perceive others, and how dancing monkeys are … well, thats not entirely accurate.

The Chinese have long woken up to the fact that “foreigner” doesnt mean Gold, and often times it’s often the opposite – as you can see from the Bozo’s case, cheating, looting, scamming i.e. that it’s exactly the people WE would rather NOT have in our own countries that show up in China, for one!

Apparently it hasn’t trickled down to the Aunties and Mama’s though, and hey, Ig et it.

I wouldn’t have mentioned it anyore.

But to tell ME to censor what I say?

It ain’t happening, lady.

Here is what I told Charles about the same thing (a former friend and the Bo(o)zo’s current (one of them) “madness enabler”) …

Now, the million dollar question.

YES! ?

Why do I call girls chicks, and “honey”, and all sorts of oh so bad names?

Well, I’ve been a “bad boy” all my life, hun.

And that ain’t changing.

And hey, let’s face it.

Personally, I dont think its a bad thing women being women and not uber aggressive social justice warriors or Nazi feminists, and men being REAL MEN, and not cuckolded Bozos or what not “in ass” as it were.

Men like women – real men do, at least.

And thats all I gotta say about that!

Not to mention – here’s another sage question.

Women seem to have the right to call each other these terms all the time.

I noticed one calling herself  “floozy” the other day.

Yet, when a man says it, he’s “abusive”?

Fock that, lady.

The abuse is happening from someone that stole money from you, looted you, scammed you, lured you in with false tales and promises, and is doing the same to others right about now, and has done so all his life (not to mention steal from his friends, get kicked out on the road in his underwear, and plenty of other things you have no idea about).

I’d suggest you focus on THAT – i.e the REAL issues as opposed to whine about a guy who was at least kind enough to give you space on his site and talk about this BS.

I’d suggest you focus on what the Bozo has said to me publicly as well .. .

Anyway, thats my take on it, chickie. Hehe. Or “Madam” (which I called her in the last email I sent her, because I predicted precisely something like THIS happening, lo, it happened!) … but of course, Madam didnt notice “Madam”, she just noticed chicks.

Cant win for losing.

Anyway, you guys KNOW what I mean. I’ve been sending out emails over this galore! Hehe.

So here is what I need your input on …

Those that have purchased the book on Nazi feminism – THANK YOU!

Leroy, thanks for your kind words!

“Mike, you make me blush and thats not easy, I’m black!”

I got that from a stud on another site.

Oh wait.

How dare I call him a stud and objectify him. Hehe.

Why not call him a “man”.

Well, I call myself a stud too on this page. Really, these SJW rants are dumb, dumb, DUMBEST! SO STOOOOOOOOOOO-PID!

But anyway, he ain’t Leroy.

Leroy bought the book – and he loved it.

So did a lot of you guys.

But guys, write back – LET ME KNOW what you thought!

Second, the pre-order on Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness ends NOW – and I want YOU to tell me this – in addition to the implements listed on the page – are there any OTHERS you’d want me to put in?

Remember, this is a behemoth, the best ever, so I’m asking you – YOUR voice is the only one that counts here (in terms of the exercise stuff, the books, etc etc).

So write back – let me know.

I’d ask YOU about the chick thing too, but if you’re a real man, you’re likely chuckling reading this anyway. Hehe.

Anyway, that, my friend, is that for now.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Some horror movies are just laughable, friend.

But some – well, they’re nigh classics!

Like the Exorcist, one of the first in its genre about the devil “possessing” a young girl.

Come to think of it, in real life, it’s the Bozo who needs to be exorcised to get the demons out. Hehe.

But that movie was a classic, although I don’t believe in all that rubbish – what people call paranormal to me is just spirit – hell, I’ve often spoken to said spirits (yes, I know you probably think I’m drunk when I say that, but I’m not!! Haha. I’m drunk on LIFE though, as I perennially am) …

… and if there are two scenes that will remain in mind (I didnt quite like the later movies they maed in that series – boring – but I loved the first – classic!) …

one, the girl levitating to the top of the ceiling, th eterrifying shrieks.

All crudely done, yes.

But effective!

Like my workouts, I suppose. Hehe. EFFECTIVE

And second, more importantly here and PERTINENTLY?

IF you can’t guess which one by now – you ain’t a serious fitness fanatic – or you ain’t on 0 Excuses Fitness, friend. No exceptions, no ifs, no buts!

Or butts. Hehe.

Or “fags”. LOL.

Sorry, had to deviate a bit and play “devils advocate”.

But, really, that scene where the kid goes into a bridge.

Easy peasy.

AND WALKS … while in that position!

And walks … DOWN stairs!

Now, remember this, friend.

Getting into a gymnastic bridge alone is hard enough for most people, even more so than the regular bridge.

TRUST me.

Your shoulders, traps, core, all will shake like the Bozos ding dong in a teeny breeze the first time you do it.

I mea n, this is one of the best exercises you can do.

The pose on the front page shows me doing it on one arm – super tough.

Then you go fingertips, as Ive mentioned in the book on the BEST DARN exercise ever.

Then you … well, do the best damn exercise ever!

And then – what I ain’t brought to you in my books as yet?

Is advanced gymnastics!

Or, more accurately, the next book in the offing. Advanced Bridging!

It contains amongst many other things – how to walk in the bridge – and how to do so UPSTARIS – downstairs – and on level ground – and uphill and downhill!

Advanced Hill Training gives you a simple version of this in the crab walk.

But believe me, what I’m gonna put out in Advanced Bridging will be a) so advanced you’ll be working on it for ages, and b) completely unlike anything I’ve put out before.

For now, remember that the bridge and all its variants taught in 0 Excuses Fitness is MORE than enough by itself to get rid of back pain which in some cases has persisted for years – build a lower back and core like steel – strengthen and stretch beyond belief – and of course, the best damn exercise, is well, the best darn exercise … truly makes you feel better than anything you’ve done before!

And for now, the key book to focus upon is the upcoming Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness.

Pre-order runs out in 2 days.

So hurry, and get your order in now before the price skyrockets – yet again.

This is truly special!

BEst,

Rahul Mookerjee

I Was speaking of bottom of the barrel scum in China, was I not in the last post?

Like a certain Bozo Schofield from Brum who not only showed up for his so called classes (he did nothing but leer at the female parent’s backsides, ugh) DRUNK – he was stoned most of the time too.

Literally, I remember several manic messages from him once at a job in Foshan, China …

“Rahul, which way is my class!!!”

HE sent this about 10 times or more while stumbling about and making strange “gargling noises”.

He even sent me a “gargoyle” like selfie (no, I’m not making it up. Bozos forgotten, but it’s on my WeChat. Haha).

Like I know, or care, you Bozo. I dont do dancing monkey, and I wouldn’t touch a school crazy enough to hire you with a flagpole anyway (even if it’s a flagpole as mentioned on the other site! Haha)

Anyway, ya’ll know about his bipolar, paranoia, schizoprenia and so forth – and his paedophilia, cheating and scamming gullible women, then making threats against them when they complained … and so forth.

Literally, he’s the most abusive person I’ve ever met – and the stories are ALL starting to fall out of the woodwork now.

THE TRUTH CANNOT BE HIDDEN!

Like even your friend Charles said, Glyn,

The truth always comes out.

Indeed.

IT FINDS A WAY!

But anyway, The Bozo once took a dump in class if you can believe it.

I know.

I know.

You’d associate this with rowdies at football stadiums too drunk to know the seat isn’t a toilet …

… So was Glyn Bozo. Right smack in the middle of class, dont ask me how they “carried him away” there.

No wonder with his drugs, visa overstays and what not, he got deported. Truly a loon x 100.

But this ain’t about him …

It’s about the best and greatest company ever Amazon!

I read the following on Wired today.

Here’s the orignal article – The slow collapse of Amazon’s drone delivery dream | WIRED UK

Apparently Prime Air in the UK is not doing so well, which I can understand.

End of the day, you can automate processes all you like, but somewhere, someplace, a HUMAN being has to be involved.

Amazon understands this FAR better than most other big companies. Trust me on this!

Their customer service over the past month or so – at least for me – has improved dramatically after the last month where I literally tore my hair out with them.

Someone’s listening at Amazon – trust me!

Jeff Bezos KNOWS no-one is too big to fail – I can feel it!

Not so the nut that runs Google apparently given their shoddy service and complete lack of regard for the customer (no wonder their top Vp’s all quit, and are quitting by the dozen daily)

And not so MANY other big companies.

Amazon is, and continues to be the sole shining light – at least for me – and I WILL continue doing business with them!

Anyway, this is how the article starts –

Well over 100 employees at Amazon Prime Air have lost their jobs and dozens of other roles are moving to other projects abroad as the company shutters part of its operation in the UK, WIRED understands. Insiders claim the future of the UK operation, which launched in 2016 to help pioneer Amazon’s global drone delivery efforts, is now uncertain.

Those working on the UK team in the last few years, who spoke on condition of anonymity, describe a project that was “collapsing inwards”, “dysfunctional” and resembled “organised chaos”, run by managers that were “detached from reality” in the years building up to the mass redundancies.

They told WIRED about increasing problems within Prime Air in recent years, including managers being appointed who knew so little about the project they couldn’t answer basic work questions, an employee drinking beer at their desk in the morning and some staff being forced to train their replacements in Costa Rica. Amazon says it still has staff working for Prime Air in the UK, but has refused to confirm headcount.

Well, well, well!

Maybe THAT explains all the problems.

Too many Glyn SChofield types in Amazon showing up drunk for work, and hey, Iget it.

Monotonous job, and it’s all mostly automated, but with deliveries not showing up on time, if at all, customer care often “could care less” – and items missing from orders, and even the automated refunds sometimes taking days to show up … you gotta wonder.

NOW I KNO!

Hehe.

But anyway, jokes aside, Amazon is a great company – more so its founder.

And though Jeff is no longer the CEO, he’s in a very prominent role yet – UNLIKE “Larry and Serge” in Google.

Jeff is ultimately still who the CEO reports to, at least until the man goes to Mars and settles down there with his Spanish enamorata. HEhe.

Hey.

What can I say.

Dani!

Enough said!

Hehe.

Anyway, I dont know bout Mars so much as I do what is happening here on planet Earth NOW, my friend.

And I do know one damn thing.

YOU have to be – and remain – in the best damn shape of your life to cope with, as they’re rightly saying above, the utter chaos to come.

You ain’t seen nothing yet.

And if you can survive whats to come, as alonzo Harris said in Training Day?

A whole another world will open up to you, son!

PREPARE – both mentally – and physically – they go together!

And the system that will MAKE You do so even if you dont consciously want to is HERE.

Go get some now.

BEst,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Hey, the dude in the article popped open a Stella of all things – KINDRED SPIRITS! Heh.

PPS – And Glyn Bozo ain’t the only one who went to the toilet when he shouldnt have, hehe. Remember the story of the lady that pooped on no less than subway station in China – wouldn’t even clean her mess up – and her husband stood guard?

True story. Not  to mention, the Chinese lady who put her feet up at Starbucks. Bozo would have had kittens!