Honestly, man, people these days!

I go to “gyms” etc – either the shiny chrome and fern kind, or the “old school” style – which are actually GOOD – and I see it there too!

Dumbbells, kettlebells – barbells – power wheels – grippers – what have you – just lying there often times in a state of disuse, while everyone makes their way to the shiny machines.

Oddly enough, those machines are what is marketed to the Bozos globally.

Oddly enough, THOSE are kept clean – or the “illusion” of cleanliness i.e. just wipe it down, and add glitter to the photo  you use to market!

But the real tools, the real implements, and this happens in people’s homes too – laying there, gathering bloody DUST!

I mean, really.

IF you dont want it, don’t buy it!

Same thing for books “gathering dust” etc.

I tell my daughter this all the time too i.e. “dont toss your training tools away!”

It could be my power wheel, or perhaps her cricket bat, or even a bow and arrow.

But once you’re done training the skill – or READING about it – remember to RESPECT the book – or tool!

That doesnt mean you need to get fastidious about cleanliness, wear frilly frocks and long ass socks and high heels like Bozo Schofield does before cleaning (sometimes I wonder, given the nasty state his “room” was always in, I think he paid more attention to becoming a sissy than doing the actual WORK.

As they say, that thin line between fantasy and REALITY – and the latter bites. Truth is indeed not just stranger, but tougher than “fiction” – especially faggotty lust inspired Bozo style fiction).

But at least dont toss the damn wheel away like some people do!

Don’t leave your equipment sitting there “gathering dust”.

A lady I knew Rendy had a treadmill – which she used to hang baby nappies and laundry on!

In the park, I see these people hanging their bloody coats on the dipping bars!

I mean, give me a fucking break!

To those not as fanatical about training as I am – this may come across as odd.

But remember, if you’re disrespecting the teacher or medium, then that will come back to bite YOU in the ass, my friend.

Only those really serious about fitness will “get” what I mean in this email.

Respect, friend, respect.

It’s always paramount!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember to pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System here – best part, literally NO equipment required for this, not even a chinning bar!

PS #2 – Those of you (and there are a lot) interested in REAL training, REAL MAN STYLE – do the bodyweight stuff as a central focal point FIRST. Get good at it FIRST. Then, and only then, proceed to implements.

Once you do, do NOT ignore the bodyweight work!

I’ve recently spoken with a guy who got REAL good at swinging Indian clubs, and thought it would translate over into pull-ups – which he tries, but can’t get his chin over the bar.

Did club work translate into better pull-ups?

No.

The other way around ?

YES – and yours truly – and many other people I’ve trained are living proof of this – much as pushups translate into pull-up ability, but NOT necessarily the other way – this is the same.

BASICS REMAIN THE SAME!

Anyway, for those truly interested in training with implements – go HERE.

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”

• Ralph Waldo Emerson

See the last email on this one too along with it!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

This morning after I got my email to work (which took forever and a day!) – I saw some silly survey or what not for authors on Amazon to “win a $100 gift card” or some BS.

I clicked past, obviously…

but then I took another look, for some reason, I felt compelled to at least read the email.

It was a Qualtrics or something survey.

Now, this survery was LONG… REAL LONG!

I could tell by the sliding bar underneath it.

Yours truly never completed it – past the first question, hehe.

Which caught my interest, and I was typing a long, probably never to be read answer to them (I bet they’re using it for their own marketing i.e. the answers people give ’em!) … but then I just abruptly shut the whole mess down.

I Figured Id write to you about it!

Last year, Charles Mitchell, a long term customer had this to say about my books (well, one of many comments).

“People buy your books because you know how to do things they don’t – but want to!”   (and they want to learn “how to”)

Now, he worded it differently, but that was the gist of what he said (in that regard).

And it’s interesting, I was being asked my “top 2 or 3 goals” by the survey along with my definition of success.

My defintion?

I dont know, when I started out – I had no goals of becoming a billionaire, I’m not sure I do now either! Hehe.

My goals were to CREATE a business – START something – on my own – without any help or what not.

My goals were to DO something different – to be myself – to express myself – to do what I do best ie. TEACH others how to do things … and much more!

Those were some of “my goals” – still are.

Obviously creating a profitable biz was high on the list too.

But from a customer standpoint, my goals can be summed up BEST by what I believe Emerson once said – I’ll paraphrase again!

If your work can touch ONE person’s life – improve ONE person’s life immeasurably – if you can change even ONE person’s life via your work – then you’ve succeeded!

Now, the quote was lengthier, but this was the sum and substance of it.

A certain JEff Bezos loved it so much he hung it on his fridge door!

And it makes perfect sense, and I’ve always thought of it that way even during my down times.

Even when NOTHING was happening biz wise – when cash flow was in the red, and bills the opposite – in an extreme manner.

It’s happened a LOT, trust me!

But all throughout I have – and still have – this thought.

Hey, if ONE person wakes up to my emails – just ONE customer – and my email helps him smile – or thump his chest – or crack open a cold one – or just plain make it through the day – then on a certain level – yes, I’ve succeeded!

If just ONE customer buys my books, and DOES – and their lives are improved immeasurably – I’ve done my job!

That dont mean there’s not MORE to do.

There always is!

But end of the day, what do we really take with us?

WHAT will be your last thought before you pass?

Of having created something from scratch, made it profitable – yes.

But also … that THAT product – or service – HELPED PEOPLE – and how it did!

THAT is another reason I keep wanting honest and genuine reviews, they put a HUGE GRIN ON MY FACE!

Not money, not publicity, not any of the above.

It just gladdens me to the PG Wodehouse inspired cockles of my heart to know someone is benefiting out there.

Thats why we do all this – for you!

And thats it in a nutshell, really.

I figured it’s best I tell YOU guys – not “Qualtrics” hehe.

And so I have.

Rest assured though, I’ve got no plans of passing anytime soon. I’m sure I’ll write an email about it before I do – knowing me – but you may need to wait – forever.

Hehe.

Enough said!

Back to hardcore fitness – be sure and pick up some products today.

And DO WRITE BACK AND TELL ME HOW YOU LOVED ’em – and how much they HELPED YOU!

I’ll share your tales with the world, TRULY!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

My friend, this is HUGE!

I mean, huge!

Y’all on this list know we have compilations – a seperate section for all our products towards the bottom of the products page.

And, this has always been a HOT FAVORITE – this section, with many of you – for good reason i.e. savings.

You save BIG when you get my compilations – than if you were buy each of the products individually.

Sure, that means I “get less” when you buy them.

But, I also get more – since my products are landing in the hands of DOERS if you get my drift.

And for a short time, I’ve gone one BETTER.

For a short period of time, I’m  not sure how long as yet – we’ve got yet another offer going on for EVERYONE – that being, our compilations  special offer.

Essentially, you get ALL our compilations now – via instant digital download – for ONE price – $499.99!

Considering the price is around $1000 (I did not do the Math, but thats what it boils down to) or actually, $1500 or so, given the compilation is discounted to START with – thats a double discount for you!

And you’re getting ALL the compilations in your download, my friend – for ONE single price a >50% off offer if I might say so!

Where is this offer, you ask?

Well, it’s right HERE.

Or, scroll down to the bottom of the products page – and you’ll find it!

Jump on this NOW, my friend. This is truly BIG!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

First you must read this piece here!

And after you do so, as I heard another bird “sing” … as it often does in the woods, real jungle, I’m remembering many things from the past again!

But most of all, my workouts!

Done out there on the hill, and at the bottom of it (the Battletank Shoulders part first, then the Advanced Hill Training part!) – out in the HEAT in Southern China, which while some days it was cloudy, it was still hot as heck, but with the sun blazing down at 230 PM – oh my!

“I dont see how you can do it!”

So said Charles…

All the reasons I’ve given in the past aside though – it’s this -something I value a hell of a lot.

Peace, quiet and PRIVACY!

There is NOTHING I hate more than working out in crowds with gaggles of Chinese pointing at the foreign “gui lao” devil and (well, the Da Xing Xing part is cool, but even that has it’s limits!) … or people anywhere for that matter.

Id’ rather be left alone, to my own devices.

And conjuring up the best workouts ever for me – and YOU!

Those afternoons especially when cloudy, Id often – out of the blue – hear that solitary RAVEN crowing!

IT came it and it went, sometimes I wonder if it was my imagination, or a message from Spirit – since despite it being a hill with plenty of “jungle” there – the Chinese eat damn near everything in sight, so there weren’t many birds left. Hehe.

Maybe the solitary stray cat, and I once saw a chicken tethered to a stick in the hills there, I dont know why!

But anyway, when working out by myself – you know the best part?

PEACE – and quiet!

And a sense of calm and sang froid you’ll never get in the gym with all the machines – even if you’re ALONE.

Even if you’re in the yoga room.

Even if you’re doing bodyweight (its good if you are, but your SURROUNDINGS matter a hell of a lot!).

I’d rather workout in a basement like room where I took the pictures for Isometric and Flexibility Training, Pushup Central, and many of my great books.

To an extent, Fast and Furious Fitness – the Collector’s Edition was shot there too.

Bare bones, water dripping from pipes style…

I’ll take that over the fancy crap anyday.

But, what I’ll take the MOST?

The OUTDOORS!

The GREAT OUTDOORS!

I dont know, a lot of you will just read this and move on with your lives.

“Whatever”, I’ll hear a lot of you saying.

That is fine, but … trust me.

These workouts I teach you are like none other, and the PEACE and BLISS you get throughout the workout while doing – and after – is enough to carry through even the toughest day afterwards – blighted by significant others pestering you or not. Hehe.

Just trust me on this one, friend.

You’ll NEVER feel that sense of calmness unless you listen, do what I tell you – not because I tell you, but because it’s how to get it!

OK, enough for this one.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – A much ignored book of mine deals with ONE great exercise, just ONE.

And it’s variants.

But the benefits you get from doing JUST THAT ONE THING?

Out of the world!

Find out more HERE.

Wild animals in general, actually.

But none come close to the big CATS in the wild, my friend, that laze around, do nothing for more than 18 hours a day EACH AND EVERY DAY – and yet, when its time to get the job done – BAM!

You wouldn’t bet on the deer against the tiger, despite all the LSD the deer does (no, not Schofield’s drugs, but the long slow distance cardio, almost as bad!).

Or, gazelle against lion …

But to me, the TIGER reins supreme, the most supreme example – followed by the JAGUAR!

Both solitary, and then the lion, but only because it outsizes the leopard, or as John Walker said about Fast and Furious Fitness “The Collector’s Edition” – the perfect blend of suppleness and strength (amazing agility too, I’d add – I’ve seen leopards kill crocs and drag them up trees!).

Lions to me are over-rated, big time – especially the males.

But they’re still big cats, still supremely fit and strong …

Anyway, lets talk about another favorite animal of mine – the grizzly!

Grizzlies are another supreme example of fitness, and y’all on the list know this already – you’ve probably heard me say it before.

That bear – that massive bear is not only strong enough to take 600 lb dumpsters – or 800lb gorillas and play with them like beach balls – but it’s also QUICK.

It can outrun a rabbit – downhill.

It can pick up moose weighing over a ton in its jaws, and run with it UPHILL!

It also has such solid eyesight it can pick out fresh salmon swimming downstream straight outta the H20.

And the bear crawl, my friend, while it will NEVER EVER get you as fit and strong as a natural grizzly, will nonetheless kick even the fittest athlete’s butt like there is no tomorrow, in lightning quick time!

Animal Kingdom Workouts, of course gives you more than 5 different ways to do it.

Advanced Hill Training covers the basics – uphill!

(with pictures!).

So you’ll see, it aint “just the bear crawl”.

But if there is one area the mighty grizzly falls short, at least as far as I know, it’s LEAPING.

Remember that video I once sent y’all about the tiger in India literally leaping as high as a full grown elephant – and taking two fingers off the woman (or man, can’t remember) ON the elephant’s back – then bounding down, all in one jump, and off to the jungle?

Thats par for the course for ALL Big cats.

Not to mention, they do it SO stealthily- you wouldn’t even know the big cat is reclining there amongst the “brush” in the field until you chance right upon it (and thats happened many a times in INdia in the early AM’s!).

And the way they go from an absolute STOP to a roaring 60km/hr BOUND AND SPRINT – even a mechanical Jaguar or Ferrari couldn’t do it.

The tiger truly does run that fast!

And part, and a huge secret  to this, myf riend, is the WAY it moves.

It’s different from the bear crawl, although most folks dont think so.

The way the tiger moves – different – when all the muscles in your body literally BLEND into one as you move – and its tough to nail the first time – you’ll SEE!

You literally will feel like you’re “walking from your core” (which again, of course, is the reason – get the core fit, you can take anything, as Herschel Walker rightly once said!).

Then its resting and moving patterns. It doesnt waste too much energy, but when it’s time to get her done – BAM!

(same for yours truly runs his own life!)

And of course, the MEAT based diet …

But why just the tiger, this sort of walk is common to ALL The big cats – especially the jaguar, one of my pet favorites again.

I’ll never forget the MEAN look one of them things gave me once – a black Jaguar, melanistic or whatever they call it – oh my!

CHILLED ME TO THE BONE – that Jaguar, pound for pound, is even more ferocious than the Tiger!

No wonder they regularly sneak up on caimans and with that one bite – POW – the jag’s got the strongest bite of all the wild cats, period – the cayman’s a dead duck.

As the croc is with the tiger…

Whew!

A bit of National Geographic there.

But bear in mind, and PICTURE, that if YOU TOO want that sort of cat like agility, speed, strength, stamina and FLEXIBILITY (notice how the big cats stretch!) – and SIXTH SENSE (something which cannot be taught!) – then the books above – and the exercises taught therein – are what YOU need to learn from.

Do so now my friend.

These are two of the very best courses on animal like training ever written – – if not THE BEST!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I will always remember one of the comments made about Fast and Furious fitness – aside from the great testimonial a customer made about the “Collector’s Edition” (scroll down to the bottom of the website, or click the link above – you’ll see!) …

“I saw the pictures, the book was obviously written in “happier times””.

“Such a pity that women just know how to take, never to GIVE… ”

He was right.

Corrugated Core, another book written in “happier times” (though not entirely very happy) in that regard.

But, I keep saying this myself – have been for ages now.

An example illustrates it perfectly.

At the age of 25, I wanted a break from China (pretty much because I didnt want to spend that nest egg I had built up “doing not much at all” there – and plus I wanted to see India had really changed for the better (hint – it hadn’t)) …

So, I returned home, but not before getting the following assurances from my Dad.

“You can use your room as a base for whatever you want to do. We’ll always support you”.

HA!!

Words were never proven to be quite that hollow.

When he said it, I paused.

What if… I thought.

But I was single, young, didnt give a rat ass.

So I went.

Of course, first thing you know, my Mom bitched up a storm about my long hair – which I finally cut because of her pestering.

Second, a base??

No, I had to study for some dumb ass MBA apparently …

So I took the GMAT, hehe.

Had a phat phock of an “English teacher” whose own English was so crappy she coul dbarely string a sentence together, yet saw fit to tell me how to “crack the GMAT”.

I did pretty well, got a 650 – not because of her. hehe.

But then a few days later, I dont know, I had this bed in my room – one of the fold out kinds.

I loved it.

I’d fold it back in during the day – at night, I’d do the opposite, and sleep like a king.

One fine day, I noticed it gone.

Apparently Mommy saw fit to take it and “put it in the living room” or some BS.

Now, I dont like people taking MY stuff from my room …

Of course, nothing in that house was anyone’s except Mom’s apparently “because she bought it”.

From childhood till I was able to buy my own things, nothing was ever mine.

Can you imagine it?

Your own child, except “I bought it”, so it ain’t yours. It’s just PATHETIC!

And yet, more common than you would think, Google and you shall know.

As Uncle Bob rightly said,

“Parents can really fuck a kid’s development up!”

It was all at her whim and control – and most amazing  part, I’m yet to see a living room in the world with that sort of nonsense. Further, why not simply buy a new one rather than give me a new one which she knew I’d hate?

The answer is self evident.

From trying to force me to work a job, to controlling my money (which no-one ever could, hehe – my money has always been in places people just can’t get to even if they try) … all about CONTROL!

Same thing for my Mom with her own mother in law, I still remember the battle royals breaking out.

Like Marc the African silverback Gorilla told me once …

“They need an alpha there!”

He was right, but wait…

Ah.

I know.

The MEN are the domineering and controlling ones, ain’t they?

The poor women that weep crocodile tears, aided by cucks in general – they never do anything wrong, never have!

Sorry, my friend, but this BS stinks to high hell and beyond, and I will never stop calling Nazi feminism out for what it IS – a SCOURGE!

And if YOU reading this, as many of my customers say “I agree with what you say about women, I’ve had troubles with them too” think there is no choice, but to put up with them – WRONG!

And the book above shows you how.

Sure, not for free.

But show you it does …

And of course, the other control YOU have over yourself – your thoughts – and your BODY.

Nothing and no-one, not even the most determined of panic stricken maniacs can take that away from you.

Its YOUR BODY, YOU decide!

Bottom line, simple.

I find it interesting how abortion rights activists everywhere are happy to abort fetuses way past the cell stage”, and claim “women’s rights”.

While literally committing MURDER.

Fuckin insane is what it is.

PUSH BACK, friend, PUSH BACK!

And physically, get in the best shape of your life FIRST.

Here is the System that will DO IT – The 0 Excuses Fitness system.

I’ll see you!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Think it only happens to guys, and not gals? THINK AGAIN! My ex, at the age of SEVEN – her Mom took her to the living room for an XMAS gift… 

The little girl went there, eyes open .. 

And what did she get? 

Her Mom pointed to burnt coals lying in the fireplace. 

Thats what you get, Emily! 

She crowed, and went away, while her Dad, Dr Lamar did probably F all. 

Dont get me wrong, he was a good man. But, couldn’t stand up to his wife even for that, just fucking PATHETIC!

PS #2 – And, NO, for you “femdom” enthusiasts – i.e. those that get off on what the Bozo does (if there are any here – and many do, which is fine, so long as it’s a conscious choice) – this is the nasty control, not the “fun type” of control. Ugh!

And I ain’t even talking the plague from China, which people knew of (at least, the smart ones like yours truly) even before they willingly and knowingly spread the damn thing – let their own people travel everywhere while shutting down THEIR borders to others, and so forth.

It ain’t even about the socialist control creeping in everywhere in the name of panixation and other rubbish that not only doesnt work, can be HARMFUL to people – yes, people have DIED of the so called vaccine too!! – and other rot.

It’s about this – all these stupid so called crises you see everywhere, all over the news, and even the media – it’s obvious – has a “great time” apparently printing out the words CRISIS in bold red letters everywhere, shouting in videos, and so forth.

All so retarded, all such a scare campaign!

Dont get me wrong.

I am NOT for a minute saying the power cuts in India and China are not real.

I am NOT saying that serpentine lines for fuel in the UK – and Italy perhaps are not real.

I’m not saying inflation ain’t real.

It all is – but how did it HAPPEN?

All man made!

There are too many of us, my friend.

And we’ve been using and abusing the planet for way too long.

As Claude Bristol famously said in the Magic of Believing … if you USE The power to create – and/or destroy every human being is born with and has – CONSTRUCTIVELY, then more good happens.

Unfortunately in general people have used it WRONGLY – and hence what is happening now.

Wait a minute, I hear you saying.

Isn’t it politicians that are responsible?

In India, the states are batting problems back to the PM – he’s batting it back to the States – ultimately, the PRICE RISE is what they all want (the politicians and big wigs at whichever company) and every possible excuse is being used to create ruckus and PANIC!

I mean, I get it.

Coal and gas are dwindling, but this BS of “supply is less now because the DEMAND is a lot more than during the panicdemic” – is just that – BS!

Nothing is operating anyway at levels that they were – ask the empty flights that roam the skies!

And even if demand WAS MORE, well, then simply produce more.

Ah, but no, how could we ignore the capitalism of “supply and demand”.

Which is fine, but at the end of the day, THAT small group is doing all it can to control the rest – and eliminate as many people as it might sound. Ghastly as it might sound, I’ve been saying it FOREVER.

People are STILL not listening, still too absorbed in silly media reports and soforth.

I mean, wake up and SMELL THE ROSES!

And while we might think that “those people” are doing it – ultimately this justice is being meted out by that higher POWER I keep speaking of.

Do wrong, you shall receive wrong.

Do good, you’ll get good.

The rate of that exchequer is COMPOUND INTEREST, as Emerson so famously said in his Laws of Compensation.

Karma, to put it in one word.

And the world in general just has bad karma.

But anyway …………..

What can YOU DO to stop this?

Dont be a typical Tom Tom / sheep for one.

I’v ebeen saying that forever.

Don’t buy into the PANIC everywhere.

It’s all created for a reason.

Don’t buy into the madness, period.

Because you know what, friend.

If enough people do the right thing and resist, then none of this mess would happen – or would have happened.

In short – if you want things to get better- start DOING – and thinking for yourself.

And keep yourself in PRIME shape – ready for anything that they can throw at you.

it’s that simple, two things …

And as far as the second – here is the System that will defeat their plans PHYSICALLY …

Now, it’s up to you, my friend…

I dont know, I’d choose the latter option (i.e NOT being a sheep) if I were you, but what do I know, eh.

Hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

My friend,

I still remember the looks of shock and surprise on the face of my first boss Nishith, who was a great dude by the way!! – when I said I was going to China (after I was asked twice by the guy who contracted me out to said boss).

“China!!!”

“Dont grow a Fu Man Chu beard, hehe” (or, I think he asked if I would).

I loved that guy – just like Freddie in many ways!

But anyway – that aside, you on this list are well aware of my family’s reaction to it.

From “it’s a vague place” (I mean really, China, the worlds second largest economy, growing by leaps and bounds even then, certainly (and even the politics wasn’t that sever eback then – indeed, they were moving towards “improving” – though of course, I always told the Tom Toms that NO, prosperity wont necessarily bring democracy in China, because that prosperity comes from control and is an ILLUSION – and now? HA! – but a vague place???) … to looking up the town I was going to in the encyclopedia (literally, hehe) – to telling me “I was ruining my career” (I’d rather that than be a Tom Tom) – to saying th efollowing after I returned for a “brief respite” in 2007.

“China was just an adventure! Learn something HERE!” my Mom went.

The usual nonsense of life isn’t real life unless it’s a hassle, money isn’t earned unless you scratched through your elbows on broken glass to the bank to deposit your soiled bank notes, and so forth.

But that idiocy aside…

Just why the hell can’t life BE an adventure, my friend.

Of course it can!

That is what life was MEANT to be.

Look at how kids approach each single DAY.

It’s an adventure!

BAR NONE!

Is it any wonder that kids get what they want – with the fresh mind they wake up with each morning, and indeed throughout the day?

Ever notice a 4 or 5 year old carrying a GRUDGE?

Trust me, this sense of WONDERMENT and AWE at each single day, and saying how GREAT LIFE IS, rather than the opposite – that is what attracts good to you!!!

dont believe me?

I get it.

Read the first Chapter, or first few words of Zero to Hero! though – and you’ll get it!

You will FEEL IT!

That example I gave right ther e(you’ll see what it is when you READ) … will explain it all.

You can never go wrong in life – or otherwise – once you’re doing things the way I tell you to in that book!

As for me, I’ll take the adventures over the boring “Tom Tom” life most seem to prefer…

I think even the latter category would!

I mean, if you dont believe me – here’s what will make a believer out of the “already believe but dont want to accept it” lot.

DO you want a life like mine?

As simple as that, yes or no, and if you say no you’re probably not being “entirely honest” (and I’m being facetiously polite hehe).

But really, thats what I wanted to say.

And I have – so I’m out.

Remember – plenty of REWARDS be waiting for you.

If there’s a special reward or discount YOU are looking for, but it ain’t there, let me know. I’ll do what I can!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Much as I try and “remove myself” from the Tom Toms and society with their wackos in general kowtowing to dictators and so forth, I can’t completely. Hehe.

Ever seen the meme where “Sunday morning – you wake up at 8 in the morning – and instantly, a drill starts going off overhead – a massive one – and keeps going till nightfall or so”.

And if it’s China, add in power cuts too. Hehe. Apparently the drill works somehow during the power cuts though. Gotta build them ghost cities, hehe.

That sort of thing happens – all the time it seems.

And right now, I’m sitting here – just fucking annoyed (which was the whole point, hehe) – and not.

Some guy is drilling “right next to me” it seems for God knows what.

Like, do “doors” need to be made IN HOUSES?

I was under the impression you went to the furniture store, bought the door, and made off with it – much like with sofas.

Of course, what does yours truly “fool” know. Hehe.

But anyway, the point of me saying that (how dare I, I know) is not so much to point out the noise, the reason behind it, but this.

I’m sitting here writing to you in this bedlam. This chaos.

Yet, amidst all of it, I feel a strange “detachment” to it all.

I dont know why – the world in general, the way people are acting – maybe it’s just my own “second stage of ascension” going on right now.

But given the way the world is acting – my, oh my.

It would truly be a good time for a lot of you to detach – from everything! (at least the Bozo like news, and so forth).

And as to “how” I can do it?

I dont know, my mental techniques.

I remember one of the “ways” they break (or used to) down prisoners in Abu Ghraib, for one, was to play loud music repeatedly at high decibels – just enough not to damage their hearing permanently.

Along with many other tactics.

You wouldn’t believe how many families either knowingly, or unknowingly, do similar things. Hehe.

To me, I dont know, I just focus on what I CAN control.

Not what I cannot control i.e. this silly noise, not something I can control. Although I’d have done it differently, but hey – upstairs apartment or not – I cannot control it.

So, I focus on what I CAN CONTROL.

And I sort of use the noise as “white noise” which I rather like – not this loud drilling.

But I … ah, I got it.

I “look for the good in every situation”. 

And if yours truly can find good in situations like that – well – so can you.

Sitting here “calmly”, willing my mind to work through this nonsense – and it is! 

(and bear in mind, all this before my workout too!)

Anyway, enough on that.

Friend, let me tell you one thing.

I KNOW a lot of you want the following two courses –

Animal Kingdom Workouts

The 0 Excuses Fitness System.

But you’re just going to the page, then navigating away.

Clearly you want the product, but you’re not getting it?

I dont get this indecision, my friend.

If you want it, you want it – and you get it!

Do so now, I dont know what else to tell you in that regard, hehe.

And the noise continueth… almost like a harbinger of whats ahead, hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – On a lighter note, Jay, a friend of mine from the US once spoke about a similar drill “at night”.

Before he told me this, he said “you’re starting to look like those black guys!” (because of my pushups, deep chest etc).

Which I dont know, even my friend from the Marines said –

“Black guys are the real gorillas!”

I dont know, look at the Gama for one – Indian.

A country which is reputed (well, Asia in general) to have “smart but not strong” men.

Which is insane, these stupid theories people have.

Big guys, smart guys, they can exist anywhere and they do.

Then this insane logic I heard growing up.

“White people have better lung endurance than Indians!”

Ugh, no end to the stupidity is there.

I mean, they see PROOF in front of them, and still………!

Anyway, Jay later that night – or the next day I believe, complained about something funny.

I couldn’t sleep all night, he said.

I asked why.

Well there was this rythmic “bang bang” going on all night above us.

(he was living with his sister)

Apparently according to Jay “the white lady upstairs brought home a black guy” and well … LOL! I’ll let y’all figure it out. 

People love these silly stereotypes dont they??! LOL.

Glyn, again, where are you when we need YOU. LOL!

(you dont know want to know his thoughts ont hat one, hehe. He told me once when drunk, and I almost blanched-cum-puked, hehe) .